By Majormajor on Monday, January 31, 2011 - 09:38 pm: Edit |
I just received my 10 year tourist visa for Liechtenstein.
Have not seen any reports for the place.
Anybody with any knowledge of this place?
MM
By Copabrasil1 on Tuesday, February 01, 2011 - 05:38 pm: Edit |
MM-
You are kidding, right? Have you ever been there? When I visited Liechtenstein I was not sure if I was actually there or in CH. I confirmed my whereabouts when I went in a restaurant to eat (food sucked). Vaduz is...well, you drive down the main drag - it is like a country road for about 1 mile and you have seen it all. There could be mongering there but I would highly doubt it. If you are in the area, best to drive over to Zurich or Lugano...I hold Club Globe in high regards.
By Majormajor on Tuesday, February 01, 2011 - 08:01 pm: Edit |
CB:
Are you sure there is not a massage parlor?
How long were you in town?
Did you walk the streets?
Did you have any drinks and smile at the ladies?
Thanks buddy. You have single handily destroyed my trip of a lifetime.
I sure wish that I could get the money back that apparently on the crummy visa.
MM
By Hunterman on Tuesday, February 01, 2011 - 10:54 pm: Edit |
What on earth prompted you to get a visa for Liechtenstein?
By Catocony on Tuesday, February 01, 2011 - 11:17 pm: Edit |
Especially when you don't need a visa for Liechtenstein? I assume this thread is meant as a joke, just a poorly constructed and written one.
By Majormajor on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 08:28 am: Edit |
We do not exactly have Shakespeare for writers on this site.
Cat, I am really upset that you would think I would try to pull anyone's leg. However, I can tell you in a previous life I worked as a chiropractor.
MM
(Message edited by majormajor on February 02, 2011)
By Majormajor on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 08:33 am: Edit |
Hunterman:
I picked this place because it is one of the few places no one has reported on.
As you can see, Copabrasil1 has been there, but did not do a very good job of reporting on things here.
MM
By Copabrasil1 on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 10:00 am: Edit |
MM-
I am not trying to slam you or pass judgement on you, only letting you know that while you might be able to find something going on if you look real hard, I think you can visit Liechtenstein in one day. Additionally, there are no border controls, so I'm not sure why you'd need a visa. You need to get into CH, however and they do have checkpoints at all inbound roads. If there is a road which leads directly into Liechtenstein from Austria, there will probably be a checkpoint with swiss border control. I believe that most public services are provided by the swiss government and reimbursed by the principality. I'm not sure why you need a visa to visit there, but best of luck.
cb
By Majormajor on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 04:51 pm: Edit |
Copabrasil1:
Thanks for the update. However, I am still at a loss as to where to start my search for female companionship. Oh well, life moves on,
By the way, are there are nonstop fligts from Phoenix or Tucson?
Are terrorist situations something that I will need to deal with?
MM
By Hot4ass2 on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 06:33 pm: Edit |
Liechtenstein has the highest per capita income in the world, so maybe you should be looking at a web site for overpriced whores instead of here where we specialize in bargain pussy.
The CIA world factbook does not provide any useful information either: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ls.html
By Copabrasil1 on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 09:28 pm: Edit |
I think there is a direct bus to the State of Arizona mental health facility in Tucson and I heard that if you sign the register there they can sell you an all inclusive trip/deep discount fare ticket on a direct flight from Tucson to Vaduz that includes a special escort by the anti-terrorism unit.
By Bluefox62 on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 09:53 pm: Edit |
This appears to be a two months early April Fool's Day joke.
By Majormajor on Thursday, February 03, 2011 - 02:49 am: Edit |
CB1:
Thanks for the heads up. I will check it out.
MM
By Majormajor on Thursday, February 03, 2011 - 02:54 am: Edit |
Hot4ass2:
Are you nuts visiting a CIA website?
They will place a tracking cookie on your computer that you will never find and everyone in the intelligence community will be tracking your computer after that FOREVER.
MM
By Hot4ass2 on Thursday, February 03, 2011 - 10:29 pm: Edit |
MM, the CIA already tracks everybody that visits ClubHombre, so we might as well get whatever useless information we can find in their world factbook. It is actually a pretty interesting publication and referenced so frequently that you have little to be concerned about.
By Murasaki on Friday, February 04, 2011 - 06:57 pm: Edit |
Liechtenstein has the highest per capita income in the world, so maybe you should be looking at a web site for overpriced whores instead of here where we specialize in bargain pussy.
For as long as I have been on this board, that is the first time I've heard that "we specialize in bargain pussy." I always thought we specialized in mongering. Did anyone tell Don Gringo about this???
By Hunterman on Friday, February 04, 2011 - 10:34 pm: Edit |
We do specialize in bargain pussy. Pussy in other countries, which is almost always a bargain compared to the US. Maybe not in Leichtenstein, though; MajorMajor will have to enlighten us on that issue.
By Redbus on Saturday, February 05, 2011 - 09:11 am: Edit |
A place like Leichtenstein your best chatting the local woman up; other then offering them money. Try www.doubleyourdating.com