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...So I thought I would check out Bar Oceano also in Lugano the next day. They have a website with a map and directions in English. However, the map does not seem to jive with the directions and I was now coming from the center of town in my car not the freeway from Como. So I could not find it despite directions in English. So I got another 20$ cab to take me there. It's really simple to find with the business card from the bar.

To get there from Como or Milan It's near the only freeway. exit south or Sud in Swiss. in Lugano. Take that exit and then take the first left over the freeway you will see a traffic circle. Around the circle to what would amount to a left hand turn to a street that parallels the free way back toward Italy. You will pass a few car dealerships and the street you turn left on is across from a Citeron Dealer. The Building is about 5 stories with a sign on top. You can actually see it from the freeway if you look as your nearing the Lugano South Exit. It's light red or orange with a Bar Oceano sign . It won't do any good to call for directions since no one speaks English

At the door you are given a plastic card that you give to the bar tender for drinks and then pay when you leave. There is no cover and I would assume a one drink minimum

This place was full of 8's and 9's many with 10 bodies. A combination of South Americans and Eastern Europeans and a few from Spain. There were about 15 girls there when I arrived and 3 guys. My kind of odds. More girls arrived later.

Prices were same as the other place about 150 franks for 30 min. They don't negotiate.
I tried several times with several women. The girls actually live in the apartment building above and pay some kind of premium rent no doubt. This explains the all business mentality. They are not much of a GFE and are definitely clock watches. Most spoke enough English to get by and make for some basic chit chat versus the "lets Go" lingo in Bar Carona.

My first girl was from Spain and was a dead ringer for Sandra Bullock but younger and a little better looking. I'll have to drop Sandra a line and tell her how good her "body double" was.

Sandra was good at flirting with a great smile and decent English and of course a hot Latin body. So we went to her room and showered and she give me a CBJ. Then after we started with the good stuff after a while I could tell she was in pain or faking she was. None of the girls I was with used any lube they all just use spit. So I was sympathetic and let her finish me with a HJ. So bring some lube.

The down side about this place is the layout. It sucks. There is one bar with no bar stools and a little lounge that seats about 16 but its not good. No guys and girls even sat there. Just the girls tired of standing. There is really no place to sit and regroup or get out of the kill zone. They will almost all approach you and ask you to go upstairs and if you say no they will ask you to buy them a drink. Drinks run about 11 to 18 dollars each. A beer on tap was 11.

So after my date with Sandra Bullock I tried to kill some time and look at some more girls. I knew I would be shooting blanks if I picked another so soon. But there were so many hottie's I could not let this chance pass me by. After my trips to Thailand and South America paying this kind of money for no GFE and clock watchers really sucks but they are a cut above most Thai and Latina's as far as a combination of looks and body. So I reluctantly paid it and will just have to dollar cost average more with the Asians and Latina's else where. So when you add the girls to the high price of Europe and the bad Euro /Dollar exchange rate it's expensive...

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