I posted this in another area...boy has it been a long time so I had to re-figure how to post!

I have spent several years off of the mongering scene. The crash took care of a lot of my savings (which has now finally recovered) and I spent the last few years in NYC in the non pro scene. As always, you have to do a bit of fibbing with non-pros so I got myself in a lot of trouble!

Long story short, I'm no longer doing the non-pro thing.

Anyway, I'm transferring to London TOMORROW for work. So now all of Europe is my playground. I will post my findings if people want to hear it.

Congratulations on the move to London, by all means, let us know what's going on across the pond!

Congrats - looking forward it the tales!

I just arrived on Friday night from my OLD home in NYC. Damn this place closes down early. The Tube (Subway) closes in my neighborhood at 11.

I've been here less that 24 hours and I'm already making arrangements to go to a swingers party. Unlike swingers parties in the US, this one has pay for play action.

For £80 (about $120), you have a 2 hour time slot to get as much action as possible. There are 6-8 women, 12-15 guys and you basically catch as much as you can.

There are 3-4 parties a week. I'm bound to be able to report on one this week.

Wish me luck.

OK, report #1.

Went to a swingers club, holy shit what an experience. Not sure I'd do that again.

5 girls, only one acceptable and really just had to just suspend disbelief. £80 and got laid twice.

http://www.londonswingersadultparties.com/

Well, it was an experience. I met a fellow punter/mongerer and he was cool. But the girls were shit. Fuck I need to find a better outlet for my hobby.

Let me go into a bit more detail.

I went to Central London for a club that throws swingers parties. The party started at 8pm and went till midnight.

There were 5 girls, all pretty fat and ugly save one that was average. She was from Africa, decent body and an OK face. I banged her once and a COVERED BJ.

Included in the £80 was all you can drink beer and wine as well as snack foods.

The place was located in the middle of a residential area in the cellar of an old pub. You walked into the club and paid your money then went upstairs to change.

The problem is that the locker room was actually also a bedroom. So I'm changing into a towel and I'm watching some girl get banged as a bunch of guys are watching him. I asked myself "how can I work in these conditions?" ;-)

Anyway there isn't much to tell. There were 20 or so guys and 5 girls...ouch.

Won't be going back here.

What were you expecting from a US$120 gangbang?

I read a few reviews on Punternet.com, which is the best site to find out UK information and it came recommended.

There are 3 other companies that do this but for more money, they just didn't have anything planned for Saturday. So I booked with the one that was.

I'll spend the £160 and see how well that works.

I'm here for a long time, I need to find a sweet spot. I already know I'm heading out to FKK clubs in the next few weeks.

Well, no harm no foul. You didn't spend much, you fucked a couple of pigs, you know to spend more for better next time.

I remember years ago a guy in Rio complaining about a $R per minute fast sex place that was open on Saturdays. He was somehow shocked that he didn't see any hot garotas there. Well, they don't work for peanuts on a Saturday. The dregs do. Sounds like the same in your case.

The first experience wasn't a home run, so what, just move on. Looking forward to your reporting from the FKK's.

There is another place called The Phoenix club (http://www.thephoenixclub.london/), which is the same deal as the last but charge £160. I am going to try their party this Wednesday.

Several guys said that this one is the best. We'll see.

I'm set up for tomorrows party. I'll let you all know how it goes.

Went to the Phoenix Club. For those who have written about Lady Marmalade in the past, well this is her new venue. She was shut down because she was essentially running a brothel. Well if you make it a private club, I guess that changes everything. She's back in business.

So for £160 ($240) you have two hours to eat, drink and fuck as much as you can.

I was able to get 3 in. A Spanish girl from Valencia, a Russian girl from Moscow and a girl from Nottingham. Funny thing, the girl from Nottingham was a stunner but her laugh was ultra annoying. I let her suck some other guys cock while I did her doggy. Anything to shut her up.

All three were amazing fucks and really good looking! Surprisingly good looking. What a difference £80 makes.

There was a 1:1 ratio of men and women. There was maybe one that wasn't great, but not nearly as bad as the pigs at the last place.

Highly recommended. Not a deal, but considering most pros charge £150 for an un rushed hour, this was a bargain. The food and wine were not bad either.

The downside, you need to be able to fuck when other guys are in the room. If you are shy, then this place isn't for you.

They hold 3 parties a day, 5 days a week. Plenty of opportunity for fun.

The swinger's party sounds a lot like the old Acquiesce Club in NYC (last went there probably 15 years ago). 85% of the girls were hired by the club to fuck the single guys who made up most of the clientele. Additionally, some single women would occasionally show up looking to get laid or gang banged, and a few couples would wander in. It was often fun, but the lookers were few and far between.

Enjoy the life as an expat. It's nice to live for awhile in a place that's a bit less sexually repressed than the good ol' US of A.

I have to go back to NY in the next few weeks to get the rest of my stuff. I'll look for the Acquiesce Club. I think it's probably gone.

BTW, I'm looking through the CH site. What happened? Nobody is posting anymore. Is this site dying?

The Rio crew has, for all intents and purposes, thrown up the white flag and have all moved on.

The Asia crew is still somewhat active, but like the Mexico side of the board that went dead 10 years ago, the South America board is nearly there.

Amazing. I'm back in the UK for the next few weeks before I have to go to Holland and Germany.

Working the non-pro angle. Easy pickings here for those with any social skills. That being said, I think I'll stick with the pros, no drama.

Well, lets see if I can revitalize the Europe section.

Where has the Asia and South American crew gone?

I went to Brighton on a whim last weekend. Brighton is a beach community south of London. Now I use the term "Beach Community" as tongue and cheek. I'm from Southern California originally, the beach here is laughable however it is nice to look at. Maybe another time of year it may be good...who knows.

Mongering there is really relegated to a handful of massage places charging about £40 for 30 minutes or your typical £150 for an hour with an escort. I tried both and both were fairly good.

To keep this timeless, go to punternet.com and you'll see the latest talent.

I'm going to be headed to Germany in the next few weeks. I'll keep everyone updated in the appropriate country section.