Cologne, Germany is one of Europe's hidden jewels. It Germany's most international city. The women are phenomenal. 7 out of 10 women are in great shape. And I'm talking white chicks with asses like the sisters. Remember they walk or ride bikes everywhere. I am a 40 year old Black American and traveled to Cologne last Feb 02 for Carnival. Conversation with the ladies usually started at are you an athelete, no, entertainer, no, military, nope... I'm just here on holiday. The first night there we went to the disco/club in the Crown Plaza hotel. I struck up a conversation with a young lady there. Five minutes later she's asking me if I want her to come up to my room and chill. She wasn't a pro just a stark raving beauty that for some reason wanted to jump on my American bone. The next night me and a buddy went to a disco called Von Schweisten's. On Fridays and Saturdays it's just wall to wall women and they are young, fit, and tan. We did something really stupid. We told too many girls where we were staying. We each left the club at about 3 am with a tight blonde. At about 5 am the telephone in the room is ringing. Girls that we had planned on hooking up with later were calling us because they wanted to come to our rooms to crash. Something cool during Carnival there is that on the first day of Carnival the women get to choose whatever man they want. Sadie Hawkins with serious intent! It doesn't matter if they're married or not, it can't be held against them.... I was supposed to be there initially for 10 days. I met a girl there checked out of my hotel and stayed at her house an extra week. That was one of the best and worst weeks of my life. My girl I was staying with kept me drained bone dry... But while she was at work during the day (she owned a hair salon)... I was out and about playing tourist, I kept getting propositioned. I met another stunning girl where I would take a "daily nooner". Suprisingly it had no effect on my libido. There's something about a fantastically freaky woman with a flawless body that makes you say "what the fuck, so what if I don't come"? Things were so good that I went back to Cologne in September for an additional 21 days. Of course my lesson learned is not to stay with these women. Some of the local brothers call them "ClingOns" because you can't get rid of them once you tapped them a couple of times. This makes it hard to get to all the other booty thats out there. And I haven't mentioned the after hours "coffee houses". They're open every night. Only problem is that they don't open till midnite. The cab drivers can give you the hook up. You basically go in there pretend to drink coffee while a parade of eastern European "hootchies" try to get you to by them a drink for about $15 where they feel you up or you rent a private room for about $50 US for 30 minutes to an hour. I didn't take any of the girls up on this because I was getting the primo free stuff. But it was good "cat and mouse" and closer than going to Amsterdam.