Doug & Martys Boar House (formerly Chesterfields)
26 Zemilanoy Val
Food half price before 9PM
Lots of working girls after 11PM
Prices should range from $70US to $150US

This place is full of expats from about 7PM on. Lots of different foreign beers on tap like Fosters, Guiness, etc. Decent food too. Saw 40 working girls at 11PM on a Monday night. Girl to guy ratio is about 1:1, but some guys are not looking, just hanging with chums.

Back in Moscow this week on business. Dropped by the the Boar House (aka Pig Pen) Saturday night on the way home from Club Hopping with some expats who live there. It was 2:30 AM and the expats were done for the night so I decided to go solo. The M/F ratio was about 1:3. I chatted up some nice ones for a while but the prices were pretty firm at 6,000 Rubles ($240). At 4:00 AM a whole pile of babes poured in and changed the playing field. The bar tender said that Night Flight closes at 4:00 AM so the girls from there who had not scored were slumming. It sure changed the competitive playing field in a hurry. All of a sudden you could get a much better looking gal for half the price. After a quick negotiation I was about to walk out with a blond hottie named Sveta (Svetlana) that had a body like a gymnast, but a dark haired beauty (9/10) walked in and made a beeline straight for me and tried to lure me away from Sveta. I was really impressed because Sveta kept her cool and did not make a fuss. She just sat and smiled and drank her orange juice. The funny thing was that this brunette was hammered and when she nudged her way in, she spilled her champagne all over Sveta's arm. Again, she laughed it off and did not make a fuss. Very cool customer... well, you know what I mean. I made it clear to drunk chic that I wasn't interested and turned my attention back to Sveta. This made the beauty queen quite angry and I was concerned that things could get ugly. It's a shame because this babe was smoking hot - too bad she was plastered. Luckily the barman came over and escorted the BQ to the ladies room so made my move, paid the exit fee and made for the door. When we walked out of the club it was light out already (longest day of the year no less) We went back to the hotel and she rocked my world. BBBJ (a first in Russia for me) CG, RCG, Doggie, etc. She even convinced me to try a little something from Kama Sutra. Something about a wheel barrow. We must have used every piece of furniture in the room. She wanted it fast and hard and took every opportunity to slap my ass to go faster and harder. What a bizarre experience.
She did not speak a word of English and was very patient as I fumbled to communicate in Russian. The GFE was nice too, again a first for me in the FSU. After 3 condoms I was pooped; it must have been almost 8:00 AM when she left the room. The phone rang a few minutes later - it was the front desk checking to make sure I was ok. I dozed off and slept till noon. I missed breakfast in the hotel but WTF. It was worth it. What a great way to start the week.
A final foot note - the almighty US dollar is becoming undesirable currency in Russia for mongering purposes. The girls all say that they have lots of their savings in US dollars and are taking a beating so they ask for Rubles or Euros.... what's this world coming to?

Night flight club? do the woman there still charge as much as $600.

Funnily enough, I was at Night Flight last night. It was the usual Wall to Wall Runway Model quality girls. The going rate seems to be $400 but I'm $600 is not impossible. The best I could do after hard bargaining was $325 so I gave up in disgust and headed over to the Boar House again. It was 3:15 AM and I think the girls were nervous about the competition showing up at 4:00 because I was able to snag a 22 year old platinum blondie for $180 plus exit fee of course.

Back in America now for 4th of July, but I can't forget to share my experience for the last night in Moscow. I always seem to catch an early flight so after a last day of souvenir shopping, I packed my bags before going out for the evening. I met my friend Al at a Peruvian place near his apartment. Al lives and works in Moscow as an expat and likes to stay local and avoid many of the more touristy places. A few nights before we had been to the Boar House and I had scored with a 22 y.o. platinum blond named Anya. Al found a nice one but I did not pay much attention. Since it was my last night we decided to keep things low key - yeah, right. The Peruvian place is quite nice and located on the 3rd floor of a shopping mall of all places. The food is ok, but on weekends they have a live Salsa band and I have come to realize that the Russian girls LOVE Salsa. There were more girls here than you could shake a stick at. Load of them all gorgeous and dancing together on the dance floor. Given a little effort I'm certain that I could have come home (to the hotel) with a freebie that would have cost no more than a bottle of good Russian Champagne (about $30). But it was almost midnight and I had a cab coming for 6 AM. Clearly working against the clock.
I told AL that maybe we should take a pass by the Boar House for some "take out" but he was tired and didn't feel like making the trek downtown. That's when he offered up Oksana's number. Oksana was the girl he went home with on Thursday night from the Pig Pen - WTF. I sent her a text message (knew she could read English) saying I was Al's buddy from the other night and within a few minutes I got a reply. Said she was in bed reading and in for the night. Damn. Time for plan B - to the Pig Pen. As I said good bye to Al and tried to flag down a taxi, my cell phone rang again. It was Oksana. She changed her mind and said she would meet my at my hotel in an hour. Perfect.

Turns out Oksana is from Krasnoyarsk in Siberia. And she's a lawyer (no less) visiting her friend in Moscow and looking for some excitement with some foreigners. Krasnoyarsk, despite being a good sized city does not get nearly the contact with foreigners that Moscow does. Oksana later told me that as a lawyer she does not make a whole lot working as a prosecutor and was interested in a making a little extra cash to pay for her trip. Sounds reasonable.

I was barley in my room when I got another text saying that she was in the lobby. I went down to fetch her and went back to the room. We settled on $180 plus cab fare $20; she was happy and so was I. She was about 30 y.o. with a smoking body and ok face. But boy did she make up for it in attitude. Everything and anything. We humped non-stop until 4 AM and I was exhausted. Since the car was coming at 6:00 AM I figured I could get almost 2 hours of shut eye. Rather than leaving, she wanted to cuddle up and catch some sleep with me. A very nice GFE. Quite the surprise indeed considering most of my other FSU encounters.

Lessons learned about Russia:

1. Forget the young ones. No experience and in a big hurry to get the hell out after the first pop if possible. Greedy too. Seek out the Russian girls in their late 20's and early 30's who are divorced with a kid. They are missing sex and can't find a Russian guy to treat them right so they are ready for action. Treat them nice and the money does not even matter so much. And boy do they love sex. Oral, Anal, bondage, you name it. Oh and bring lots of condoms. For some reason the Russian girls do not always carry - strange.

2. Interview - find out up front what they like and don't like. Ask and they will tell you.

3. Location, location, location - Stay away from Night Flight unless you are prepared to pay $400+. Safari Lodge has now been renovated and the rates have gone up. With the drop in the dollar it's now the equivalent of $8 a dance. An hour in the dacha is pushing $300. Not worth it. DO NOT go to the big famous strip clubs like DIVAS, PLATINUM, BELEY MEDVED (White Bear). You will spend much, much, money for an ok time. Boar House is great after midnight. Don't get too drunk beforehand or you will regret it. Real McCoy is also good but less obvious - more work required but freebies are possible. The Boar House is the closest thing to HELP in Moscow. Also, ask them where they are from. If they are from Krasnoyarsk, Novgorod, Irkutsk, Novosibirsk, etc they could be on holiday looking for a good time and some extra cash. Much better attitude than the Moscow girls. IMHO. One of you pointed this out in an earlier post and it is absolutely correct.

4. Buddy system - despite westernization, mongering in Russia is still a buddy sport unless you really know your way around. Be careful. There are still a lot of thugs that prey on drunk Americans, Brits, Canadians, Aussies, etc.

That's it - happy mongering and happy 4th of July!

Jake

Thanks for the update. We don't seem to get much info on FSU locations and anything you can tell us is appreciated.

Jake, what´s the name of the Peruvian restaurant and its location?

I sure would like to "cum" visit Russia one of these day´s.

Thanks for all the great info.

OK, this is getting scary because I cannot remember the name of the place but I have driving and metro directions. The address is Marshala Biryuzova Ulitsa (street) - Number 32. That's the address of the shopping mall. If you take the metro from Pushkin square, get of the purple line going (5 stops) northwest to Octoberskoye Pole. Come out of the metro and the main road is Octoberskoye Pole. It's no more than 1/4 mile up the road (NW) on Marshala Biryuzova. Mind you, it's only a $10 cab ride from Pushin Square at 10 PM anyhow. If you are coming by car, it's in the neighborhood called Shchukino. To get there from The Kremlin go north along Tverskaya which becomes Leningradky Prospect as if you are going to the airport (SVO2) until you get to Alabyana and then go west until you reach the next major street which is Marshala Biryuzova.

BTW - If you want to come early to eat and get a good table, come before about 8:00 PM. Once you are in a table, it's your for the night. If you are just coming to dance and get laid, the local girls arrive at about 10:00 and the boys show up at 11:00 PM like clock work I am told. If you are there by 10:30 PM you can get a place at the bar and scope out the cute girls who wanna dance and get lucky (if that's your deal).

Holy cow - flashback. It's called "El Inka". I cold be wrong, but the directions are correct. The building is called 5th Avenue Trade Center. Take the escalator to the 3rd floor and it's in the northwest corner. They take MC and VISA but no Amex.

Enjoy,

Jake

New Name - same old place.
The Boarhouse has now been reopened under the name "Hot Dog". They cleaned the place up a little and invested a few bucks in some new porcelain fixtures in the gents. However, it didn't take long for them to become cracked so I now understand why there was a stainless steel trough there before. There's no substitute for knowing your customer base.

The other change I noticed was that there does not seem to be any bar fine in place like there was before. But I think the girls must have to pay it upon entry and now it's their problem to get it out of you.

Some new faces and few of the same old mugs as well. Found a nice little 22 year old single mother of three from Nizhny Novgorod in town for the weekend to make some bucks. Darned nice GFE and a thundering orgasm.