Against all odds, for a world traveler in London, I would recommend calling an agency for a classical outcall. The price is roughly GBP 150 for a good memorable one, but the price varies with girls, anywhere from 120 to 300 and up. There are plenty of other choices, but you won’t go to London for those if you don’t have to.

For the price you get classical service – you get the type of girl you want, who treat you as her boy friend. You mileage may vary but I assume you are clean and healthy looking, and have no unpleasant smells etc. Kiss you as a girl friend does, most do. Talk a lot if you want, what you want - no rush. Positions. Covered blowjob if you ask – they don’t give heads automatically, it’s not a big deal there. It’s their duty to cum with you – if you manage that is. Maybe multiple pops.

It doesn’t sound special, but that is what classic is. Legal or illegal, LE just allows a lot of things, and never do any clean up or sting operations. You can pick openly and it’s hard to be ripped off, which is also rare. Doesn’t really matter what agency you pick, look at what they have to say and specialize. You can give very specific requirements of the appearance of the girl (price varies). If they have a lot of choice they will let you carry on, if not they will propose one for you before you finish. Then the girl will call you back to confirm. If you are choosy, make sure to repeat your requirements again as every agency in the world will give out details a little bit different from the girls themselves, assuming that the girls are more honest, who do the running around. Then you can ask the girls what they like and don’t. The worst I ask is whether they like kissing, and if they said yes, I have no mercy on them. Things like uncovered or greek are a waste of time if you try to find it this way, most girls don’t. Also you risk scaring away nice girls if you are too vulgar. The girls will usually turn up on time, otherwise they risk you calling another one. There is normally no traffic problem for the tube (underground). If something broke down somewhere, you can easily route around it. When the girl turns up, normally you will want very much to let her into your room, and very likely you don’t want to ever let her go. If the girl doesn’t look what you specified, you can turn her back with no problems. They will go quietly, no cancellation fees etc. The agency will work harder to find a replacement, or you just call another agency. I often found that even if they are quite far from my requirements of the day, they have something in them that I had no problem opening the door. In this job, you got to have something irresistible so that every guy will open the door for you. If not, you are in the wrong job, for London.

I forgot, fantasy and role-play is a natural thing in UK, or perhaps in Europe. Outcall is a bit inconvenient for bringing toys and gears. But the weather is on their side. People wear long overcoats all year round, for the cold or the rain. Girls can wear anything, or nothing underneath.

London is choice. 60 million (?) people mostly on south England. Scotland is at most a few hours train away. Most places have trains going to London by the hour. Wales have 1 or 2 mil. More in Scotland and north England. New comers need someone to introduce them to the world. If the girl is not doing high volume full time job, they need someone to take the phone for them. As in the rest of world, most girls still won’t post their face pictures on the net, and body without face is a hit and miss affair. Agency is not a dirty word here. With so many choices, using an agency increases the chances a girl being discovered. With so many girls and agencies, the agencies will try not to give you problematic ones if they don’t have to. Girls being requested repeatedly by name are high on the agent’s list. Therefore the girls are very eager to please. If they started getting one or two clients to request them again, they will very likely to be send out for new clients. Of course it doesn’t help if you say you are leaving tomorrow and will not be back for several years. Whatever your plan is, say this the first day of your 1 week stay, or you have a long business trip coming up next month. Or you are local but new in town. Every girl I saw started working on getting the second date at the moment I let her into my room. Once you see them a few times, and they got a good reputation in the agency, they may give you their phone number to avoid the agent’s cut. Everyone I saw I wanted to date again very much, but I seldom did because of either time or money. When the memory of the 1 night stand fades, I am very much inclined to have something less predictable, another pleasant surprise, or brand new electrifying moments.

Price of $225 is way too high for an hour. You can pick one of Les Girls for an hour for $100 and have a very good time.

I am trying to suggest something that might just be the sole purpose of someone flying to London for, or make a delibrate detour. Say $100 in TJ will give you a better time. (I am hoping most people will not disagree with me.)

This is one of my favourite and a regular place - It's an incall. I rarely use an outcall into my flat in London; and this place is convenient for late afternoon romp. Over the years, it has raised its price by just 5GBP - from 110 to 115.

It is a co-operative. The girls are fun loving and very inteligent.
http://www.lesgirls.co.uk/lghome.htm

London - We still have the pound, and no, euro is not coming in so soon; is expensive.

People who have been to BKK/SJO/GIG/EZE/CTG will probably get a sticker shock. Having said that, there is variety here. Unlike the US, it is legal too. Outcalls,incalls/girls of all ethnicities and nationalities are available. There are agencies, and there are indies. There are part-timers, and freelancers.

In the last decade, the east-europeans have kind of flooded the market. You still can get a fine country lass in pleated school dress, and knickers

Living in London for many years I have spent a fair amount of time looking for cheap mongering in London. Never found anything really to write home about, except for the odd decent girl in sauna or massage palour. But they are few and far between. In the end I went for the high class option, paying 200-400 GBP per hour. I know its god dam expensive, but I couldn't find any decent cheaper mongering! Beleive me I have tried!!

Have posted some links of the better escort agencies that London has to offer, in the London folder.

The only consoling factor is that at these prices you will get a fantastic GFE with a model or pornstar!



(Message edited by BA_Warrior on May 13, 2004)

50 Pence Treat for Brazil Fans in London

Had to be im London overnight for work. I popped into a boozer in Kings Cross that has strippers. About 7 strippers, you contribute 50p a head in the glass and the ladies get their kit off in a one song per strip show.
Chatted to the best looking girl and she was from Sao Paulo. The sight of a Brazillian Babe minus her threads well worth the 50p.
The venue 'The Flying Scotsman' Caledonian Road, Kings Cross. Not a place to impress a lady but a good place to kill half an hour waiting for a train.

Jaime the Limey