This is the topic for Kaluga, Russia.

Hotel Kaluga, downtown Kaluga, room rents go from about 400 rubles to 1200 rubles (a ruble is about 30 to the dollar).

You can get to Kaluga from Moscow for 100 rubles by bus or 250 rubles by express train. Kaluga features a world class space museum, the equal of the Smithsonian Air and Space museum, 20 rubles admission.

Girls are available at Hotel Kaluga at the 3rd floor bar, cost is 500 rubles an hour.

I went to Kaluga, and stayed in the completely renovated Kaluga Hotel, its as if the Leyva had been refurbished and now looked like the Omni Hotel in San Diego. The only problem was that there was no heat in the room, and it was -25C outside. Really fucking cold.

So, I went down to the bar and picked up a working girl, kind of expensive at $50, but it was Saturday night and really cold in the room (did I mention that?). So, up we went for the standard 60 minute Russian treatment. If you haven't read my prior posts, Russian service is 2 pops, a quick one up front, and then a slow one. There was no way I was going to do 2 pops in that cold (any part of my body that stuck out of the tiny blanket on my bed started getting numb), so I went for one long, well maybe not so long, pop.

The girl claimed to be 18, but was probably in her early 20s, no English, nice figure, orange hair, big chest, but they weren't particularly firm, nicely shaved down below. A little on the heavy side, but firm all over.

The cold became a real problem for me, even with the chica in bed, so I finally opted for a covered BJ to finish me off, with her on her knews, ass out of the covers, and me fingering her, that did the trick after a while. After I let her out, I fell asleep within 2 minutes, so everything worked out OK, except that I woke up surrounded by icicles.

Umm, was there no way to get heat in the room?

Did you consider burning the furniture?

Dem Frostophobic Gnomes