http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE53K00G20090421

Quotes from the article:

"all you can eat & drink plus unlimited sex all day for 80 euros"

"prices at clubs as low as 30 euros"

Could it be that Germany will be on the map as a good destination for more than shnitzel???

By contrast, when the economic downturn first hit, many of Rio's putarias raised their prices.

Why is it that German businesses understand the fundamentals of supply and demand and the Brasilian ones don't? In Germany, if business is off by 10%, they drop prices by 10%. In Rio they raise prices 10%.

Just wish I found the putas that work in the German brothels more appealing.

It would also help if they would learn to speak English, or better yet Portuguese. When I visited some clubs near Cologne and Dusseldorf (sp?) as best as I can remember not a single person there spoke any English, none of the staff and none of the girls. Without a wingman who spoke German it would have been impossible.

Laguy, with greatest respect to you, that is not correct. I only speak English and have found German FKK’s to be very accommodating. Your attitude will be one of the most important factors when visiting these establishments.

Pinza, perhaps the difference is I only went to a relatively small FKK outside of Dusseldorf or Cologne, and a club or two also in that general area. I doubt whether my attitude could have been responsible for the fact the people at the front desk could not speak English, nor to the best of my recollection did virtually anyone else. At the least, it would have been nice if they could have told me what the costs were (but as indicated, I had a wingman so was able to get this information from him).

Then again, perhaps times have changed since this was a few years ago, and it seems English usage continues to increase throughout the world.

Where were the FKK's you went to where English was spoken? Perhaps near or in Frankfurt? If so, I'll have to check them out.

Pinza, I only speak english (besides some mandarin) and at smaller FKK's in the area, it's hit or miss in terms of english language speaking providers. Yes, of course, one can have a good attitude and great sex, but to insinuate there is no language barrier is a bit misleading.YMMV.

Personally, I'll gladly trade a few sentences for a set of nice legs and tight ass ;)

I have been to most of the large FKK’s around Düsseldorf, Cologne, Frankfurt, Berlin and Munich and a few small ones besides, over the past 7 - 8 years. I have really not had a problem with the language. It is funny this has come up really, only last week a Romanian girl was being taught German by her peers, in English and it seemed Comical at the time. I have also been to a few 2nd division FKKs, Blue Note, whatever Dolce Vita was called before it moved from the centre of Dusseldorf and you are right the receptionist English is limited, but this has never prevented me from having a good time, nor would I say it is essential to have a native speaker. I am just not clever enough to master another langue and this is compounded by being a Brit.

My current favourites are World and Artemis (yes some sort of quantity /facility snob!) but I am going to get in to trouble again now and tell you that I stick away from the Romanians.
The Germans (80% of which will not speak any English, just think how exotic that encounter will be) and Polish girls IMHO are great providers.

At both of these major places you will find a good number of English speaking staff. If you get stuck in any way at Artemis just ask for the manager. He’s a Character and very friendly.

DonMarco, noted with respect

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It's been a year and I'm due back for a long weekend. I emphatically agree re: Polish gals-- fantastic!

Best wishes,
dm

Don Marco, have a good time when you visit.

Just for your information, I was very surprised by the Germans girls in these FKK’s. They look like they would give the worse session known to a monger and most seem to not even want to interact with customers. But unfortunately I tried one only a few years at back, in Artemis and it was a combination of GFE to very naughty GFE, with no additional supplement or Romania mardy arse face when I paid a minimal tip.

One German girl actually ran out to reception at Palace to give me a hug and kiss goodbye, from a session a few hours earlier! Just let me say here I am no Tom Cruise more like a Woody Allen. An older German guy walks in to reception towards the end of this and asks me in German what was going on. You should have seen his face when I replied ‘nein sprechen Deutsch’! Surfise to say, I wish I tried the German providers earlier.

By the way Palace has gone way, way down IMHO, so I wouldn’t recommend anyone to visit here currently. On a recent visit girls were continuously trying to up charge, even if they were going to happen in the normal course of human copulation or weren’t going to happen in their wildest dreams(yes did someone mention mission impossible LOL). I have one simple policy to this place now and it’s simple, When in Frankfurt stick to Oase and World and leave Palace to the tourist in the city.

Guten Tag

Pinza, Thanks for your comments. Personally never been to Germany so which clubs do you recommend close to Berlin? Looking into checking Berlin out in the fall.

Topfotog.

I have been around to some smaller clubs before the days of Artemis. There are dozens of them. Now unfortunately when I get settled in at Artemis, there are no problems for me to spend 2 -3 afternoons/nights. I find the facilities and the provider’s top notch.

I don’t know if anyone else can provide any good alternatives? I would be very interested to hear of any myself.