You can get there from downtown Cologne from the train station (or you can drive-they have free parking). Take the Tram 16 from the Dom to the Michaelshoven station. Its about a 25 minute ride. Leave the train platform (dont take the bridge) and you will see a office building on your left. Keep walking on the road and cross the street. Walk about 300 meters and Kirschbaumweg is on the right-hand side. Walk 100 meters and you will see the club on the right. There are signs for Samya telling you where to go to get there. Its only a few minutes walk from the train station. Here are pictures of the club and sign.
You ring the buzzer at the door and someone lets you in. There is a 50 Euro entrance fee and you get a robe and key and then go downstairs to your locker. The 50 euro entrance fee includes all the food you can eat (they have a lunch and dinner buffet. Lunch is mediocre but the dinner buffet is usually pretty good-meat eaters should be pleased), all the drinks you want (bottled beer and non alcoholic drinks-pretty good beer selection-Becks, etc) and use of the facilities-suana, showers. It is a 4 level club which is very nice. Lower level is sauna and showers, 2nd level is bar and outside patio and 3rd level is a very nice lounge with tv's and the bedrroms are on the 3rd and 4th level. The women are on the 2nd level. Pictures of the club below:
There is a variety of women from all over Europe-Germany, Poland, Hungary, etc and lots of very good looking women. Whatever your flavor you should be able to find it here. Some of the women speak some English (you dont need to speak German but it helps). It costs 50 Euro for a 30 minute session. The women are far more reserved than in Rio. The sessions range from to decent to outstanding depending on the woman. The place is not as good as Rio (the place lacks the energy and excitement of a Rio terma and the sessions dont match Rio quality). Club Samya is far better than anything in Tijuana-the facility is very nice (even better than the Rio termas I visited)and the sessions are a lot better than the ones you usually get in TJ. BBBJ seems to be standard. It's tends to be slow early (several women from lunchtime until about 4PM and then it gets busy with a lot more providers coming in about 4 to 5PM when the businessmen get off work.
Here is a few mini reviews:
Evita-a 5 foot 7 beauty from Slovakia (mid 20's)-she speaks good English and provides a great session-outstanding BBBJ and the best session I have had outside of Rio.
Brigette-Tall good looking woman from Czech Republic who is very friendly and speaks good English-a good session
Carnelia-A tall gorgeous polish girl-blond hair-blue eyes (6 feet in heels-speaks good english), mid 20's who gives an fantastic BBBJ and overall a good session
Fabiana-Brunette Italian girl who gives a decent session-
You pay the woman directly after the session. She comes down to your locker. They have a website http://www.samya.de/
which does have an English version. It is an excellent website which actually gives real time updates as to which women are to going to be at the club that day and provides directions, information about the club, etc.
Overall, Club Samya is a pretty good FKK in my opinion (its the only one I have been to). I spent several days here. I did not see any other Americans while there-the majority of Germans speak some English. I heard Americans tend to visit the club in summer. The club is very nice, lots of variety in terms of women, good prices, a patio to hang out in during warm summer months. I was touring Europe and Germany was 1 of my destinations. I would not make a special trip here but if you are visiting Cologne Germany i would definitely stop by here. There are FKK's all over Germany-I wanted to visit Artemis while I was in Berlin but did not get the chance (Artemis is expensive 80 euros to get in) This is an excellent place to visit and a very good value.