I was in Munich in Sept of 09 and I had two taxi drivers take me to clubs that are a scam. These are not FKK clubs just clubs with girls. Both taxi drivers said these were good clubs and they were the worst I have ever been in.

The taxi drivers make up some excuse to come to the door this is obviously how they get their kick back..I don't care if cabbies get a kick back as long as the club is good.

But not the case here. Both charge a 60 Euro cover which is about the same as the FKK clubs so I was OK with that. Once inside in both places one called Bel Ami and the other No. 1 was the scam. First they had the oldest, ugliest fattest girls I have ever seen. One was over 50 and fat and ugly.

They try to get you to buy them a bottle of Champaign for 180 Euros. The one cute one I found after I told her I wanted to spend my money on girls and not drinks no longer was interested. That was at No 1

So I got a cab out front and was going to call it a night. So the cabbie asked me how it was inside . I told him no good. He said he knew a club with young pretty girls. He seemed credible so I told him to take me there. this place was worse there was only one girl with an 8 body and a 6 face but I thought I would cut my losses and at least take her. She told me 350 Euros and I about fell off the bar stool. I was used to the FKK clubs up near Dusseldorf for 75 Euros an hour for hot women.

they way to tell if it is a scam is that the taxi driver will make an excuse to come to the front door. You have to pay at the door before you enter the club and you are approached very aggressively by a bouncer type. You cant go in because they know if you take one look at the girls you will leave. Beware

I made it to some good clubs near Dusseldorf that I will post later as well as swtzerland and Milan Italy

Did you ask to go to a specific club and they took you to these places instead? If that's the case, you should tell them to fuck off and take you where you want to go. If you just hopped in a taxi and asked the cabbie to take you to a good place, well, that's an invitation for disaster.

It's been over 10 years since I hit a club in Munich, but there were quite a few, although not as good as the ones up in Rhineland IMHO. Relax has been around a while, there should be plenty of others as well.

My general philosophy is never trust a cabbie. In the modern world, with sites like ClubHombre, it's pretty easy to plan even a quick side trip pretty much wherever you happen to be.

I won't pretend to be a Germany expert, but I have heard the action Bavaria is limited. It is my understanding Bavaria is the most conservative area of Germany and you are much better sticking to the Frankfurt, Dusseldorf, Cologne, etc areas for your FKK fun.

Cabbies are universally the worst people to ask. Even here in Costa Rica, a cabbie will try to take you to the place that pays him the most. Regardless of the quality of the club. As he sees it, that's your problem, not his. He knows X Club will pay him X amount to take tourists there. Whether you get laid, or dissected for your organs is irrelevant to him...

Here, here! Never EVER trust a cabbie. I was first warned of that lot during my Amsterdam days. There clubs are pretty much forced to pay a fee to the taxi mob for taking you to their business. The clubs advice you to take a cab to a nearby address and walk over after the taxi drives away. Unbelievable what those bastards get away with.

Yes, Munich has always been in the Bible belt run by catholic Christian parties.

They actually did a good job in keeping law and order, but sex options always were totally disastrous.

Now, anywhere in Germany, wherever you go, there are city maps for adults. You get them at any sex shop, but I believe you can also get them at railroad newspaper stands and maybe even at the airport bookstore

These city maps give you an idea of where the right places are (except that in Munich there are no right places)

I do know cabbies are like that I just never actually had it happen to me. I quickly left Munich and headed up to my favorite FKK clubs in the north west near the Belgium border and all was right in the world again.