Porky's is located on Nunez de Cacerez south of the center of town. You can see an approximate location by checking my Santiago Map.

I was looking for Riverside when I found this place. Riverside happens to be the former name and you can still see small old neon signs that they haven't replaced yet.

I didn't have a chance to visit this place in the evening during operating hours as it was far away from the other nightclubs and wasn't as popular as the "Big 3" according to my cab driver. (Casa Blanca, Ilusion, Pasion) I wanted to maximize my short stay in Santiago, so I decided to save this one for a future visit.



The only information I remember reading about this place was something about air-conditioning, maybe it gets chili.

Hello. RT here. My Porky's rundown from last Friday night:

It was quite a ride from my hotel (you get to go over a bridge), so I gave the driver RD100 when he dropped me off. You can't miss the place -- there's plenty of neon. You enter through a hall into a large room. On one side is a stage; on the other, a bar. In the middle: Tables and chairs. It was kinda dark, but you could see who and what you sere dealing with.

I was the third customer, which was a good ratio, considering that there were about a dozen girls there. Probably 10 of them were pretty, IMNSHO. They were all dancing on the stage when I walked in. Not an organized show, but just a popular song with the chicas. I didn't see a show while I was there. Maybe only when the place is crowded. There was a pole in the middle of the stage, so there's probably some type of show, sometime.

After rebuffing the advances of a couple of chicas, I was accosted by Ashley and her friend, Whatshername. Ashley is 18, thin, not too tall, pretty, with below-the-shoulders brown hair and blue eyes. Whatshername wasn't a slouch either. She's 20, and slightly taller than Ashley, but I had a hard time paying attention. Whatshername would do better if she didn't stand next to Ashley, but they're friends.

The three of us spend the next hour and a half cuddled up in a booth drinking, groping, making out, and when the mood strikes them, dancing with the other girls on stage. At one point, Ashley went to the bathroom, so I told Whatshername that although I liked them both, I wanted to be with Ashley tonight. The kind words, combined with the RD500 I gave her, seemed to do the trick. She immediately jumped into a long DFK that was broken up only by Ashley's return.

While Whatshername was gone, I told Ashley that I needed a novia for the evening, and I was hoping it would be her. She thought it was an excellent idea, and quoted me RD2,500 for the night. This included the club's cut as well. I agreed, and told her that there would be a propina with her name on it if I could take some pictures, too. We shook on it, and Ashley went to change her clothes. Whatshername and I said our good-byes, and I settled the check (RD700 for two hours of beer, soda, and groping, including tip!) and we left at 1:15 for the ride home,.

No sooner had the elevator doors closed than this girl attacked me. She dragged me to my room, and had her way with me for the next hour or so. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, three positions, you name it. It turns out that she is a natural model for the camera, as well. I think she enjoyed herself too, what with all the moaning and groaning she did. Ahhh, youth. We got under the covers and went to sleep. She even sleeps well. No snoring, and constant contact from a young, warm body.

We got up at around 8:00 and, after brushing our teeth, went at it again. I was right the night before; it was good the second time, too. It turned out that she knew some English: "Give it to me", "Fuck me", and "Oh, shit." Where could she have ever learned that?

After showering and getting dressed, we went to the hotel restaurant for breakfast, and I put her in a cab RD500 richer plus RD100 for the taxi. I miss her already.

GPS Coordinates: 19° 25' 760" N, 70° 42' 414" W

Sadly, Porky's is now closed.

It was in March, and confirmed again just yesterday.

I know it's a longshot, but has Porky's reopened since the last post here?