Cabo Does The DR
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MISSION STATEMENT AND OPERATIONS ORDER
WARNING: Since being in the military it is easy for me and perhaps are fellow mongering members here to read these reports as if they were actual operations orders. In other words, just another fancy organization of a planned and detailed intention of how to enjoy myself in the DR, as well as by means of doing so 
OPORD (Operations Order)
SITUATION: The Dominican Republic, currently holding about 2/3 the isle formerly known and to some still Hispaniola, under a new government as of 2004 is currently recovering from it's torn politics. Despite this fact this has not stop previous hobbyists throughout the years, however as the economy is slowing rebuilding itself the country is still quite open and free with the mongering world and its culture within. Enemy; plenty of chicas to choose from. Short, tall, fat, not so fat, even skinny if you look hard enough, dark, tan, and light (again if you look hard). Friendly; Fellow hobbyists and the hotel staffing. When it comes down to it, your best friend is your common sense.
MISSON: Conduct several breaches of "pink tacos", which may consist of clam diving exercises, crotch checks (you never know, everywhere you go), and photo reconnaisance before all excursions. Commander's intent (yours truly) is to eliminate all traces of stress in order to achieve maximum relaxation and pleasure.
EXECUTION: Insertion will take place by no later than 1541 hours (3:41 PM) by civilian charter flight (American Airlines) into Puerto Plata Airport. Transportation provided, further insertion by local taxi cab will proceed to the Blackbeard's Adult Resort in Costambar, approximately 19 kilometers west from the airport, and 2 km west of Peurto Plata itself, for the base of operation setup. Further planning is left to operator's discretion. However, within the timeframe of 12 days the intention is to reach to places such as Sosua, Santiago, and for extra credit, Santo Domingo. Reconnaisance shall be set in social settings by mingling with the enemy and taking photos of the objectives. Actions upoin such objectives shall be held within the proper rules of engagement with every avenue of approach (and withdrawal) as required.
SERVICE AND SUPPORT: Fellow mongerers within the local area, and for later points of contact are available. Organization for suce gatherings to share intelligence and combining any such tactical advantages have been included. Uniform protection provided by Trojan and Lifestyles condoms are ready and set. Medical assistance is accessible by a mini medikit incase of bodily harm.
COMMAND AND SIGNAL: All emergency contacts and fall back numbers, email and snail mail addresses have been provided during the planning process, and should be included before the time of insertion into the area of operations.
If none of that made any sense, that was just my dry sense of military humor. All in all, 12 days of chasing punani (or in this case pick and choose) in several different spots, link up with some fellow members, and have a relaxing and thrilling trip. 18 months and no punani, it's time to rumble!
| By Redbus on Thursday, February 02, 2006 - 04:24 pm: Edit |
I like this way of reporting
I would have liked you to say somethink more about the woman you all had
I take it your fellow mongers are from your platoon,
and not from clubhombre board,
Is the hobbying in this country not to differcult to get under the present goverment
| By Bullitt on Friday, February 03, 2006 - 01:12 am: Edit |
Redbus, recent intel reports from agencies like cnn, msnbc, and foxnews say troops are fighting to protect our freedom, but oh well, this ain't this the first time we mortgage our childrens future and cut senior citizens medical benefits to keep america just a little bit safer. At least they have to answer dead americans who lost their lives in the middle east with a straight face. Its 0:41 hours America, and your special ops mission is chasing pussy? don't be a dumbass.
This is just an introduction to a work in progress, I'm still gathering information.
As far as the personal political feelings of military actions or whatever, save it for yourself. Even soldiers pay taxes and if I feel like taking a vacation after 18 months of risking my life, so be it. If you don't like the humor, bug off.
| By Turfdoc on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 07:37 pm: Edit |
Cabo....You the man! Ignore bullitt and his left wing BS. His sorry ass is allowed to bitch and moan because of guys like you and if he doesn't like it than he is welcome to leave this great country we live in....its called FREEDOM! Also bullitt...if chasing pussy is your concern then what the fuck are YOU doing here, asshole!
Cabo, I would be happy to be your wingman on a DR mission....know it pretty well!!
Turf
(Message edited by TurfDoc on February 08, 2006)