Unless you are queer...every dam man in the world is a mongerer, a wannabe (fantasy, but just don't know how to) mongerer, or an eventual mongerer...period. It's just the nature of the beast.

Well, as many of you may have heard...Rush Limbaugh was detained for several hours after returning from the Dominican Republic. Discovered within his luggage was a bottle of Viagra (does Viagra even come in a bottle? Doesn't the reactive medicine "leach-out" if it is not contained in an airtight foil packet?).

Then to top it with a cherry, the bottle had the name of his physician rather than his own name (arguably too protect his privacy...I guess I can see this...I'll be sure to try that story if I forget my "non-prescrip" Vitamin V in my bag when returning from my next mongering trip).

Well, of course, the media ate this up as a big brough-haha...Rush against the ropes for getting hooked on pain medicine...then charged with doctor shopping...now having a bottle of Vitamin V without a prescription (in proper technical format)...which is just a plain stupid thing to have happened to him.

But the media (and probably a good thing for Rush) big-time missed a potentially bigger story...why was Rush, a wealthy radio personality, visiting a dirt poor country such as the DR? Perhaps he "really" was there on legitimate business...but, if he was there vacationing...my guess is he was not fishing the entire time. (We all know...have dick...have Viagra...when mongering...will fuck).

Anyway Rush...dude, sorry to hear about all your troubles...hopefully it will all fade. But, on the otherhand, if you are tuning in...welcome to the club...nobody here will condemn you for being a regular guy.

If you feel so compelled...how about a trip report?

AJ