Sexy Fiesta
On the highway from the Santo Domingo Airport,
on the right side before you get into the city
809-599-6169
RT here.
I've seen this place a dozen times on the way in from the airport. You really can't miss it, what with a four-story tall silhouette of a naked chick with a drink balancing on her ass up on the wall.
My fears were that this would be a standard clip joint, but I hoped that its location (pretty far away from where any tourists would chance upon it) might lend itself to being more of a local joint and not a scam parlor.
Well, that's what I get for hoping. I felt right at home here. Imagine a bunch of not all that attractive hookers, a 200 peso bottle of water (the other joints charge 100 and are embarrassed by it), and ridiculous chica prices, and you've conjured up a picture of Sexy Fiesta.
I turned down advances from the first two beasts that approached, and settled down and talked to the third. She had a nice rack, but way too big a gut. I did buy her a 350 peso glass of wine, just to get the lay of the land.
Servicio on-site was 3000 pesos ($93.75), if you wanted her to leave with you, that would cost you 5000 pesos ($156.25 -- I didn't ask for how long), and then there were 'private' champagne rooms. They couldn't quite explain the concept to me, but the manager did quote prices for champagne ranging from 8000 to 24000 pesos ($250 - $750). I respectfully declined all that was offered, citing the price point as my main problem. My girl asked what I was willing to pay (the real answer: $0), but I said that I respected their prices, and I would save my money and come back another night. OK, I lied.
The girl gave me a real hard sell, but she was also very free with her hands and had no problem with mine roaming as well. I tipped her about US$15 when I left. It was more than she probably deserved, but I got way more action during that half hour than I get for a 3-minute $25 lap dance back home, so that didn't bother me much.
After the great sign on the front of the building, I was pretty disappointed. There have got to be places that the locals go here -- I continue to make it my mission to find them.