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	Archive 01	50		2001/06/11, 11:35 am

I visited Unicornio again Friday evening. Pretty dead. There were about 5 chicas and 3 guys. Out of the 5 chicas, 3 were not bad looking. One was an absolute knockout. One of the not-so-hotties was a VERY pregnant chica working. She had to have been 7-8 months along. Yuck!

One stunner in Unicornio makes it a prime place. What was wrong with her that you did not take her upstairs?

The hottie was already occupied with another hombre, so I took off. I swung by again later, but did not see her. I stopped by Isis as well. There were 2 hombres and no chicas. I was suprised by the lack of chicas on a Friday night.

i have been in Isis on Fridays and Saturday when all of TJ has been busy except for those two bars.

Stopped into Unicornio Tuesday around 7pm. Only one chica working. Her name was Sandy. I was the only customer in the place so she didn't hesitate to come off stage to make her sales pitch. Bj in the booth $10. The price was right so I accepted. She stopped every 10 seconds or so to pop her head up and look around. She even got up and ran up onto the stage a couple times when customers walked in.

It's Saturday night and there was about six or seven girls in the place. Only three, two dancing on the stage, looked passable. I fended off three in the half hour before Marsela(?) came over with her pitch. Since she was the only true "slim" one of the group I accepted buying her a drink. Of course everyone knows that in this bar in exchange for a drink one gets to grab, grope, finger... to his heart's content. Initially I was concerned of her raspy voice, the kind of voice typical of a TV but I did fingered her to make sure.

After some bargaining, mainly with me complaining about the $20 short-time room, she accepted $30. Yes I know $50 seem like a lot but I did like her body and she promised to do "everything" including giving me a massage and let me try Greek on her. She also seemed nice enough.

Marsela(?) is from El Salvador, late 20s to early 30s, about 5'6, 110 lbs light complexion with wavy black hair. Her face is only passable but her selling point to me is her slim body. IMO she has the body of a 20 y.o. Soft smooth skin with no detectable tummy or thigh (a common plague among latinas) and a nice pair of tits, not big but round not too hard nor too soft and just nice to grab on.

In the club she gave the impression of the tipical Unicornio girl, that is of a nasty and trashy pro long time in the business. In the room though it turned out that she's different. She became a fairly normal girl but it was quite pleasant for me. She said she used to work in the factory and lost her job about a year ago. Shortlyafter her abusive husband/boyfriend also left her and she started working the club. She doesn't seem like a hardened pro at all in bed but "almost" GFE. Don't think she's tried Greek much before (neither did I) but she took it like a trooper. Started out slow with her on top so she can control how it goes and ended up with her face down on bottom. Both of us had a great time!

She never gave a hint of rush and we both enjoyed our companies. Actually it was me who had to leave because I only have limited time in TJ and wanted to move on on my to-do activity list.

Thanks Merenpapi for helping to ruin one of my little play grounds.

The report M gave was probably over exaggerated because as we all know(I have reported this place as the elephant graveyard of TJ whores)only nasty old sluts(usually diseased) and joto's hang here.

No wonder they did anal, as she probably was a He.

All MONGERS Stay Away From That Place.

Por Favor

Ben

Your little playground? Is there something you're hiding about this place? In 19 years of hitting TJ I have never entered the Unicornio (my instincts always told me it WAS an elephant graveyard). But should I?

NO

so this where all the TJ circus elephants go !

milky

Ben always wanted to be in the circus...
Personally, I've never been brave enough to venture further than the bar, and I only go there when in the company of the head Unicornio-beast trainer Ben.

drew

My Unicorn MO: Ignore all the barkers, walk slowly down the stairs, very slowly through the club, go to the bathroom, try not to barf upon entry, check out the talent while walking, walk slowly back to the exit and scope out more, only sit down if a female below 30, below 150 lbs and with teeth is present.
This happened only twice to me, but both times is was fun. I don't think this place is dangerous, just the talent level can be low to non existent.

Agreed Rx,
The only danger present is the likelihood of getting cornered by one of the beasts. If you should be so unfortunate as to have this happen, I've found that throwing a small handful of ones in the air will distract them long enough to safely reach the exit.

drew

Again he makes me laugh out loud

ben

Sorry Ben my bad. Yes upon reflection I have decided to recant and categorically deny that my above report was any shape or form refer to existing event or factual person. It was purely fantasy for the purpose of entertainment only, LOL.

Seriously though the Unicornio is my favorite place to unwind. Sure you have to fend off a skank every so often but once you buy a beer the waiters tend to leave you alone for a good while. I've been here so many times I have no need anymore to be cute. I just walk in and if the place has no one close to passable I just walk out. No need to explain to anyone.

I especially appreciate it during the hot sunny summer days. Nothing beats a cold beer in the dark and cool dungeon after cruising up and down Revolucion and worked up a sweat.

Marepapi,

I agree on a hot summer day, it is a nice place just to relax.

I know most of the waiters and they will leave you alone.

I checked out Unicorno and Isis last week on Thursday or Friday (can't remember which day) around 11 pm.
Unicorno was trip. I slowly but surely understand why some mongers come here. I have never seen such freaky and old whores. If anyone remembers the SLN sketch with Garth Brooks where they had a stint on a game show with "old french whores". His charcter could get a job at Unicorno anytime. At some point looking at the two naked grannies on stage that were both carrying an access of 100 lbs almost nauseated me. There were about 10 more females, no TV's in sights, but none reached the level of chica I require to get HJ from or even share a booth.
I had a blast looking at the most ugly bunch of chicas I have ever laid my eyes on, drank 2 or 3 beer and headed over to Isis.
Isis is a much better lit, cleaner version and had at least 20 girls hanging around. Only very few customers were there and most of them sitting around staring holes into the floors or walls.
I grabbed a booth and within seconds a toothless, overweight lady came over attempting to reach towards my crotch. In a well training TJ move I covered my private area and declined her offer. Some time later I got my beer and settled down. BTW, at both places I paid $4 for my beer. The stage show was much better than at Unicorno and no threat of nausea here. I pointed to a younger and less overweight lady who came to my table sat down immediately started to rub Robertito through my pants. I like it when I young lady knows how to please. She started to unzip my pants, no word was spoken, and I made no attempt of intervene with her work and received a brief HJ. Never have been for more than minutes at any of those bars, I was still a little nervous about being caught by someone. But who? No one was there from management and my chica had me worked up very well. After a few more minutes the chica wanted me to buy her a drink, I declined but offered $20 for a BJ. She looked surprised and played innocent. A funny move considering that she was straddling my dick for the last 5 minutes. After 1 more minute she just got up and left. I still don’t really know what happened. I checked all my belongings, fearing a pickpocket, but everything was in place. Since no money had been exchanged I was very much afraid of foul play, but most likely the girl was just stoned out of her mind and lost focus drifting back to wherever she came from. I finished my beer and headed over to Las Pulgas for some less surreal action.
In summary: This is sleaze central. I didn’t see one girl I wanted to see in bright daylight. Unicorno was not for the faint of the heart and good dose of humor got me through this place. Isis is cleaner and had the better selection, but I assume these things change on a daily basis. The next time I’ll hold off buying my drink at one bar and first scoped out both places before beginning to drink. The reason I will be back is because this is funny shit and cheap entertainment.

I was in Unicornio last year on a Thursday afternoon. On stage, was dancing one of the most beautiful women I have seen in TJ. My new found drinking buddy took her to his hotel. From reading these posts of all the monster women of the Unicornio, I guess this was an aberration from the norm. Either that or you're all lying.

Edgar

I wish we all could say that we're lying...

Once in a while a girl will stumble off the bus to slip and fall into the Unicornio/Isis pit. Once she sees all the other trolls I'm certain your buddies pretty little princess will prance off to a real bar where she can make lots of money.

Frankly I'm surprised your friend left with her. I normally just bang the girl right in the back booth or in the mens room. You may think I'm joking here, but I'm not!! Just ask Progman - he's seen the magic at work!!

E

I have discovered a girl in here called Estella, 5'1", nice fake titties, from Morelia, she was eager to please, and gets into the sex. Seems honest, and never rushes me. Have repeated several times, and will continue to do so.

Estella has worked there for over 15 years.

She claims she gives the best blow job in Tijuana.

better than Mine ?

milkywhoneedstopracticemore

She doesn't. However, she is a real cool girl. She does not look or act her age, which is 42.

Ben, what is your take on her and illegal drugs. Do you think she is into that scene?

I have never spent any time in a hotel or for that matter in a booth with Estella.

She seems like a nice person. She has a good heart.

I would be concerned about walking down the street with her and being stopped and searched by the police.

I don't know for sure about Estella, but many of the women in Unicornio and Isis use marijuana on occassion, some even harder drugs. In fact Sweetie Pie was one of the few who used cerveza solemente.

Interesting. There was a REAL hottie in there yesterday called Itzel, from Sinaloa. I just talked to her, but may fuck her soon. There was also a dog named Carolina who was about 5 months pregnant. What the fuck is she thinking I do not know.

i have known Itzel for a year a long time. Very sweet girl and worth going to the hotel.

I took her to Sevario's on her birthaday last year.

She looks very good when she dresses up

boy I am old enough to remember the days,,about 20 years ago,,when you didn't have to walk out side the uniporn,,,I mean unicornio,,,they had a staircase inside to take you and the Chica up to the hotel. A tight circular staircase. Have the chica walk in front of you,,and what a view you would get of her going up!! LOL

I remember that too, from my teenage years. The staircase is still there, it just doesn't go anywhere. I wish it did, as I hate the risk that someone I know will see me walking with a whore to the hotel.

Uh, will yeah

The stair case took you right up to the office of the hotel. At least that is what some of the older gentlemen have told me.

When that staircase was open, the worst kind of STD's was the clap and all the girls really did have health cards. No one used condoms and I had never heard of most of the diseases that are talked about on the board.

Benwholikedthegoodolddays

Actually I kind of like Carolina.
She's my favorite color (skin shade).
I just thought she was fat.

She talked me into giving her a foot rub the other day. About 30 minutes and she fended away the waiters for me.

Was in Unicornio last Saturday night, about midnight. With a good beer buzz going, we were looking for something close to our hotel. The barker at Isis kind of scared us off, so we went around the corner and down the stairs. Strange place indeed, but we had lots of fun. The girls seemed rather normal, not monsters like described in other posts. there was one I would even describe as a hottie, but she was very much in demand and I didn't get a shot at her except to stuff a couple of dollars in her thong. My friend hooked up with one chica and went to a room, while the chica that was hitting on me at the time was giving me dance lessons. She asked if I wanted to go to a room, but I was holding out for the hottie. the night ended with a walk down to the Zona and a visit to the alley. Sometimes it's nice to pick a girl in the full view of the street lights.

Stopped by here yesterday with Putanero, Bigballs, Progman, and a couple others. There where only three girls working there, but they were all hot. I hope you catch a hint of sarcasm 'cuase I'm laying it on pretty thick.

One chica who looked like Skullitor wouldn't stop bug'n me for a teeeeeeep. Finally I asked her if I give you a dollar will you go away.

We heard this water in back of us. We all thought it sounded like someone was taking a leak on the floor back there. This has got to be the only place that can get the roof to leak when it's not raining outside.

My only real complaint about this bar is that I think it is way too bright inside. Seriously, I don't want to see that well in there.

What really scares me is that I bet I would have a fuck'n blast in this place if I were lit up.

-snapper-

Unicornio is dirty dark place with a sad selection of women. Particularly during Christmas.

Its like trolling for sailfish in 10 foot seas. Usually a nauseating and unfulfilling experience.

I spent the entire day thursday in either unicornio or sister club Isis, the hotel upstairs and the am/pm across the street. Me and another monger witnessed 3 female mexican attorneys serving alberto the day manager legal papers demanding the payment of rent, which had not been paid for a while. I was able to get a glimpse of the first page and alberto's name was listed. I saw him showing them I.D. I then asked Rafael the door man with whom I often talk what the deal is, he said for some reason the owner has not paid rent for a while. I asked what would happen next if still no payment, he said probably nothing that the owner will probably pay what is due. The usual display was on display at both places, very few customers, very few attractive chicas, but each place had one sexpot who stood out from the rest. If you like em tall and wild, check out 'Flor' at Isis during the day.

Monday afternoon met a nice one there. Named Patty. She said she had only been there a month. Natural titties, nice B cup. Fingered and kissed.

Fingered you? What is this world coming to?

OH

Sounds like my kind of club !

was in U talking with my amigo/doorman Rafael. He still thinks U will close soon as they have not paid the rent in 3 years, it is $1800 usd per month.
He said if it closes, anyone who wishes to find a particular chica from U can ask for him around the corner at 'las equipales', where he will be working if U closes, and where Armando, former bartender at Isis currently works and he will give any info he has on new location of chicas from Unicornio. When Rafael took me over there tuesday afternoon to see the place, they said to make sure to only come in the daytime as at night it is a gay bar. I thought they were joking as I did not see milky anywhere in sight, but I guess they were right. There were two hot chicas and 2 dogs on this slow tuesday afternoon. He said with the recetn closure of Isis they are pushing hard to get more chicas. Interior was quite nice, but then gays are known for their neatness.

Several friends who have worked Unicornio for years said they think the bar will close in mid February. Thay also said they will be going to Bambis.

I asked one why she continued at Unicornio. She replied because she didn't want to get a health card. She also noted that 10 women were taken from there a week or two ago in a card check. Something to think about.

3 February. Closed.

The Unicornio was closed up tight when I was in TJ on 4/17. I don't think that it will be reopening. I use to go there a lot when there was an upstairs, but that all changed way back in late 80's. I had one really nice woman there back in those days.

hey any of you guys know what happened to a girl called nena or nancy they worked at the uni a long time and was wondering!

She is still around but I am not sure that she is working. I guess she watches some of her friends kids from what I am told. She did have a place near Am/PM and you can still find her chillin at one of the tables there on same days.

Does anyone know where most of the sleazy skanks from this bar are now at? I used to hook it up with a blonde dancer named Angelica. She used to come to my room at La Villa for a late night massage and some sex for $50. Damn. I miss her. I've been poking my head (no pun intended) in the rest of the Revo bars wondering where they all went. Anybody out there know the answer? (I'm sure they've gone to different bars to find work, but I'm hoping that there is ONE main bar that attracts the sleazy chicks that used to frequent El Unicornio. The ones who are too old or fat for Adelitas and CC, but still have the skills!)

There's an Angelica that fits your description who works regularly at Bambi's. I talked to her on both Saturday and Sunday last week. Actually most of the Unicornio/Isis women can now be found in Equipajes (Sunday - Thursday only) and Bambi's.

Unicornio aka Medusas is now closed.
Unicornio closed then Opened up as Medusas but was only open every other month or so and now they are officially closed.