Giovanni,

I frankly don't give a shit if you don't believe me. My friends on this board know I don't lie about this stuff and, besides, they're the one's I posted this information for... (prog)

Giovanni, thanks for your insightful info and well-thought posting. Your fellow club members appreciate sharing notes with you in your considerate and friendly writing style.

progman

we all know that you are a vet monger and what you write is well taken by your brothers !!

take care
Milkman

Yo' Progman. I was just kidding, just giving you a hard time. Mellow out....

Giovanni,

When I've partied with you a few times in La Zona maybe I'll mellow out. I don't know you from Jack so as far as I know you're just another lurker throwing spitballs from the sidelines.

Tell you what - if you happen to be in the alley and run across a tall guy with a mustache, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, close to the Hacienda say "hi". That's probably me. I'll introduce you the leche-lady... (prog)

Prog, sounds like Arleth (pronounced Arleet). Pretty girl, fun to party with, usually lousy in the room. There are reports about her somewhere on here.

I posted this strip club review on zbone.com. The club is listed under ZN bars, but it is more a strip club than a hooker bar. Address: Primer Callejon Coahuila No. 2008, Tel: (664) 684-3116 Cover: $0, Beer $2.50, Lap dance: $20 for 2 full songs.
This is not your ordinary US strip club. The place is located in an alley between Ave Constitution and Ninos Heroes, just south of Coahuila in the red light district of Tijuana, the Zona Norte. The bar is thoughtfully designed and despite the sleazy neighborhood it is clean inside. As one enters, the stage is straight ahead, with a cat-walk-like extension pointing towards the entrance. To the left is a long bar, with TV and a decent selection of liquor. To the left is the wall separating Hong Kong from the adjacent Miami. This is a regular hooker bar, with girls chatting and drinking with clients. Hong Kong’s girls mostly work both clubs and there is a frequent walking back and forth. While Miami has action from early afternoon to 3-6 am, Hong Kong does not start until 9 pm.
When you enter the bar, a waiter who guides you to a table most likely welcomes you. I usually prefer to sit at the stage, or at the bar. The waiters here never have ripped me off and are very helpful if you are interested in a special dancer, or in any of the Miami girls who stroll through Hong Kong. Lap dances are given in small booth towards the back of the bar. These booths are not very comfortable and very few dancers in the Zona Norte understand the concept of teasing. My recommendation is to invite a dancer to sit with you for a drink (her drink will cost you $6.50) and see how well you hit it off. Very few speak English well enough, but you can ask the waiters to point out the ones who do. If you like her, take her to a room in a nearby Hotel (Cascadas). The cost will be $50-60 for the girl and $12 for the room. This gets you 30 minutes and a sexual encounter with a stripper. Not all the girls will agree to join you in the hotel and finding this out early on is important.
Some local customers are hustlers and may try to get you to buy them a beer, or give them money. I always ignore these advances, and every time I pointed this out to the staff, these customers were removed.
Summary: Honk Kong is a combination of Hooker Bar and Strip Club. The floorshow is continuous and decent for Tijuana standards. For the more advanced Tijuana traveler, more is possible.

Hi guys,

I am a HK regular.
Belive or not, I get ripped off from them. It's ok, not big money. Chica quality now is so bad. Just stay away from HK/ Miami. It's time to find a new one.

Jasmine (mostly at HK) sucks! Almost no touch both in a booth and a room.

HK has 2 for 1 beers Sun-Thurs from 8 PM to 11 PM.

The talent pool on a Tuesday night wasn't real deep but Candi, Michelle, Isia and another 'morra' who's name I once knew but can't remember were looking good.

Reytj: Could you physically describe Michelle for me?...Have you ever seen her over at Playboy in a non-working capacity?...

YoungBrig

I had a lap dance with Michelle last night, she said she'd been working there 5 days. Very nice body, i'm sure a guy with big hands could almost encircle her waist. Beautiful face, certainly the best looker (of the 10 dancers) in HK. Michelle declined an offer during the booth dance to go up, seems very chummy with at least one of the waiters. For those with time and a mutual attraction, and assuming she's not dating the waiter(s), i see no reason why she wouldnt eventually go.

Jaime,

Good to see you posting.

Interesting as always.


StrikeEagle

I had session with Michelle, it was not good tho.

Mike2, Jaime, ReyTJ: I know of a couple of different Michelles with connections to the Miami/HK scene...Could you post a more thorough physical description of the Michelle that you are referencing, including an age estimate?...Thanks...

YoungBrig

Sorry for the dumb question, but how much is a lapdance at HK/Miami? Thanks -

one for $12, two for $20. Something i've noticed at HK that i don't recall at Rev strip clubs - the girls at HK are quite sweaty in the booth. I dont know if it's because HK is just naturally hot, or the booths are hot, or what. Both Candy and Michelle were almost dripping from their shoulders. Kinda unappealing massaging their back (which i like to do) when it's that wet. Sweaty sex is one thing, but during a lap dance ...

How to describe Michelle? beautiful for starters, very Latina looking. Probably 5'2" to 5'4", 110, dark hair and eyes (rather large, round ones). Great tush, and (real) breasts you could lay a drink on - they stand up that well. Not as solid as Candy, but that could be genetic/age related.

Cool, thanks Jaime. Being a Nogie monger, I've been quite spoiled with quality lapdances. I'm making a TJ run in a few weeks and wouldn't mind a lap or ten between fucky-sucky at AB/CC.

YoungBrig

I saw Michelles Thu night and she was not
a chica I had a session with before.
Thin,long hair, age 20-24?
BTW,tell me who is your novia (HK) if you don't mind.
mike2@san.rr.com

Mike2: Thanks for the info on Michelle...This is not the Michelle I was thinking of, tho the one I am thinking of works sporadically at Miami and hangs-out sometimes at HK...She knows Carlos and the meseros, etc...

I will email you about my novia...

YoungBrig

YoungBrig

FYI
Michelle I went up stairs worked at Miami.
short, cute face, tummy.
I have not seen her for 2 months tho.
I am home now but head down TJ 1:00am.

Mike2: How about an age estimate on the Michelle that you have not seen in two months...Did she have short or long hair?...Have you ever seen her elsewhere around the Zona-- and in particular at Playboy Bar?...Thanks...

YoungBrig

I talked with Michelle at HK briefly as she was heading back into the bar fron the chica restroom in Miami. She grabbed my attention cause she was quite the looker: shoulder length morena hair and a sweet body that was thin yet shapely.

A waiter noticed me checkin her her out so tried to get me to buy her a drink, which I refused. I wanted to observe her for a moment. Good thing cause she went right to a young waiter and was laughing and flirting with him heavily so I moved on. In my experience when a chica is really into a bar employee the customer suffers cause she doesn't want to appear muy puta to her employee novia. There are various things a chica can do to fail the screening process and that's one of them. Next.

The Dog

YoungBrig

I believe she said 27. But looks like 23.
hair to shoulder. I've never been to Playboy.
sorry. Whatelse you need?

I was in the Hong Kong club Friday night and the damn mesero didn't bring my change for my $20. I was really kicking myself too because I was way to drunk and for the life of me I couldn't even remember which mesero it was. The guy with black hair wearing the white shirt took my money. Anyway when I started looking for the manager my change turned up in a hurry. I was really to drunk and didn't have all my facts strait so I just took my change and let it drop. I should have got the bum fired. So, I got my money back and had a good little reminder not to become complacent. Always remember who your waiter is, and if you do have trouble, ask for the manager.

This is taken from my Trip Notes for this last week:

~We stopped by the Hong Kong Club. This was the first time I had been there in about two or three years. I was quite impressed with the line-up. I think I'll have to add this joint to my routine.

I was in Hong Kong during a trip to TJ last month. They had 2-for-1 beers, I think it was $3, and sat next to the "runway". The floor show was continuous, but the dancers didn't stay to work the crowd at all. they were escorted in from Miami, and escorted out. I found it interesting at this club, along with others like CC, there is a person who takes care of the dancers - bringing them up on stage, escorting them off stage, picking up the loose dollar bills. For a strip club, it was a good show, kind of a cool place to hang out and drink a couple of beers. But I didn't see any of the customers interacting with the dancers except to tip them while they were on stage.

How much are ficha drinks at this club?

This bar got really animated last night when some apparent gringa (she looked Mexican to me) got up and started taking it off. The locals started running in from Miami to watch and wave their dollars for the opportunity to shove them down her pants. The DJ started yammering away about the 'American woman' before playing the song. I changed the lyrics a bit whilst singing along on my way out the door: 'PINCHE GRINGA, get away from MEEE'.

Porker, you are the one who always catch amatures gettin up on stage right? At least it's the second time. Lucky dog.

I saw a good looking girl dancing at one of the dance clubs on revolucion and my friend said under her short skirt there's no panties, too bad I missed her flashing.

I was there on a Saturday night, and there were no chicas hanging out in HK for ficha drinks. The only women in the bar were the dancers (and then only when on stage) and a female stage assistant. The chicas all used Miami as a base, and only came into HK when it was their turn on the stage. It was all guys in the club, but it was a decent strip show.

I think it was December 23rd when I went into this place and at first I couldn't believe it, there were 8 girls dancing at once, half on the bar itself. That's a bit like one small bar in Soi Cowboy. Later they revereted to the single lady doing three songs on the main stage... It was fun while it lasted though.

Most of the dancers sat night were dressed up in various outfits, some of them had that hot britney spears school girl look, one was dressed as a ballerina, one was snow white and one was dressed in a bumble bee outfit.. The school girl look was really hot though..

I was up here a few weeks ago and witnessed an awsome lesbian show. It was obvious one of the girls was doing it for the cash and the other did it because she loves the pussy. I've seen these shows a few times, but this time some blonde college chick and her bf jumped on stage with the girls. The lesbian chick immediately stripped her down to her little red panties. Damn it was hot. Every single employee and some of the guys pulled cameras out of no where and snapped photos here and there. That was one fun night.

I was at the Hong Kong club bout 2 weeks ago on a Sunday night. I got there at about 8pm but there weren't very many girls there yet so I wandered around the other clubs for awhile and came back at 10pm and the place was packed. There was probably about 10-12 girls all up dancing on the stage and on the bars. It was a mad house in there. All the guys were gathered up around the stage staring at the girls. There wasn't too many extra fondling or anything like that probably cause there was too many girls around?

Later on in the night around 11pm there were two fairly young (mid 20's) girls on the stage. They were both fairly good looking with medium sized breasts. At first I thought it was only going to be a strip show but it soon turned out to be a very nice lesbian show. They started out by slowly taking each other's clothes off while lightly kissing each other everywhere. When they were both all naked, they brought out some oil and slowly poured it all over their bodies. They helped each other rub it on. These girls were all over one another sliding their naked and oiled bodies together. It was a very nice show and lasted for bout 20 minutes.

I find Hong Kong to be a fairly good place to rest after a session with a girl. The girls dont walk around to solicit themselves. They have "lap dance girls" that will come around and ask if you want a private lapdance in those little spaces behind the curtains. The waiters do come by to check to see if your drink is empty or not quite often though.

General comments about this place:

The new format beats the pre-2001 Hong Kong hands down. They now have multiple chicas dancing nearly nude on the bar as well as the dance floor. Some of the chicas are even worth looking at.

The only down side is too much hustle from the waiters.

I love this place. Pick one of those chicas dancing on the stage for a lap dance in those little booths behind the curtains. Almost anything goes with the right girl. At $10 per dance it is a great way to check out possible candidates to take to your room. I stay at Cascadas for this very reason.

ff

Do they still have 2 for 1 until 10PM during the week? They've taken the sign down that advertised it.

Reytj

This place can be called " USA strip club gone wild "

For those whitey strip club lovers that expect more can get what they like here

Nice 2 girl floor shows pushy waiters and hardly enough space to walk around let alone talk quietly with a girl.

Again if you like wild and loud strip club scenes with lots of action and girls that will give you more come here. Don't come if you are expecting a nice quiet place to dwink a beer.

Good luck
Milktuff

There was a website (can't remember it) that had 2 for 1 beer coupons you could print out and use here - I've used them on Friday and Saturday nights late (after 10PM) - this was a year or so ago so I don't know if they still have/honor them.

Visited Tijuana a couple of weeks ago. Hit the usual spots, i.e Adelita's, however, Hong Kong stood out. Great strip show. One of the dancers - very beautiful girl, skinny, long legs, big mouth, and wonderful smile, sat with me. We talked, cuddled, etc. She never once mentioned going to the room, but I finally asked and was told $60.00 ("I'll make it worth the money"). Boy, was she right. Kissing, hugging, fucking, everything was great. She got extremely lubricated/wet on her own - moved like crazy - awesome!! She also had the most wonderful attitude, very friendly, smiling, etc! Wow! This is the third time I have had some of the best action in Tijuana at Hong Kong (and the Miami Bar). Sorry, do not remember the name - she told me she is 34 and has 4 kids! Well, didn't show & she was tight. Lately on my trips to Tijuana been a little disappointed with Adelita & the type of service provided by the girls. I guess this mainly has to do with my trips to the Frankfurt FKK's and getting spoiled - sometimes at Hong Kong or the Miami Bar it seems more likely to find some girlfriend experience!

With at least a dozen chicas dancing simultaneously on stage & bar as soon as they open HK is a shock & awe experience compared to other ZN bars IMO. Seems to have a good selection but I somehow get the feeling they are mostly show rather than go.

Not that they don't go but I wouldn't expect the most bang for the buck from one of these starlets.

I've been there a couple of random times, always leave quickly. When are there hot strippers there? I've only seen girls that I'd rate about a 4. In fact, some of the street girls outside would have topped them.

What day/time to go?

The better looking girls come after 8.

They are doing the mandatory drink/cover on weekends after 8 to keep out the looky loos. You have to buy a can of Modello at the door for $3 and can exchange it inside if you don't like Modello.

I popped in to HK in mid-march and spent an enjoyable hour or so. Watched a great two girl shaving cream show and both girls really did each other. For a dollar one of them let me feel her pussy. I helped massage the shaving cream in there. They were both cuties, and I then watched them in the shower for about half an hour while some other chicks did their routine. One of them had a thing for ice cubes, which I found fascinating. Then she started pouring guys beers all over her body on stage. The Mexican guy I was with wasn't pleased with that and demanded another cerveza. I never did figure out how to get the chicas to go into the private rooms or go upstairs with you. I wanted one, just never could figure out how to make it happen withough chasing her down, which I was not that inspired to do.

radioman

glad you enjoyed the show, it is not too hard to get the girls upstairs. Just ask and negotiate a price.
And have fun
good Luck
milky

Hey Radioman, et all:

Throw one of those Messero's a $5.00 and say "Aye Wan Dat 1" and point - that is what works for me- using the old CASH IS KING method - or you can buy her a Feecha drink where the waiter gets $$$$ as well. Oh, and yeah that cream show is kewl! You can get your fingers finger lickin' good up some really willing chicas- some times they will surprise you [(I am the gentle type until allowed to go hard-core)] -- but I put my fingers on her pussy and SHE USED HER OTHER HAND TO INSERT! Hell Yeah! Of course you need to be drunk to get the true cultural essense of it all!!! Man.... I am back in Fresno for just 2 days from a 3 day trip and already miss it...... Cheerz!

HK Girlz Are Very Classy! Soon Hombre will post a few pictures of the Classy Ladies of THIS RAUNCHY PLACE. After 2AM some will throw beer on themselves giving them not only a wet Top, but a sterilized with beer bottom.(That way you can suck the beer out of her panties...) [When you are DRUNK it makes perfect sense and sounds like a good idea!] The Messero's bring over buckets of ice cubes and the girls baptize themselves in public. You can put an ice cube into her pussy and watch the natural effects of heat melt the ice cube. [Well with what the group I was with paid in propinas and buying bottles of Vodka, yes BOTTLES, we earned the ladies re$pect] Oh, and they like the pussies to be rubbed in the open bar sceen; allbeit with a chrisp $1.00 bill. Some of the Classy HK ladies will hop on your lap and neck with you right there.... Squeeze the titties, slap the ass, finger the pussy, watch them climb the poll and swing around, then the lez lick fest with the shaving cream show is the Bon Apettite' upper eschelon of Class. Forget that 4PM afternoon shit- hit HK at 3:30AM with a couple of $100.00's bills and a group of 3 other guys with $100's and YOU ARE A ROCKSTAR. [Sorry Porker, I know one should be more thrifty - and I myself did not buy the Vodka bottles ]. So I went back there the next day and saw a Rock Band in the back of the place. They had like 3 stripperz being dirty and nakid for the whole band - it was like they were millionairs. Bands name was "Daily Grind," or something I never heard of but I bring this up- cauze Im talking to one of the guys and he's like tellin' the Messero to "put the CD back on." So I guess if you pay enough $$$ you can even get them to play your CD'z. Man I really like this bar'z Attitude about shit. I did not know you could "ask" as the cool mongers I was with demonstrated; to have them bring a new girl over every 15 mins....

Man... at HK with CA$H anything is possible!

With enough cash anything is possible anywhere.

Can your buddies lend me a few hundred hundreds?

Sorry guys for my stupidity. I have now been back several more times and discovered the easy way of getting the chicas into the private booth. You just ask. I posted all this on my two trip reports. The one thing these chicas know how to do is keep me rock hard for the entire time. They know that is their job. I had an incredible time...and if you want the gory details, go to the trip report.

Kewl deal man! I am going to be there tomorrow (Thurs, and Fri). If anyone can spot me (you'll see a Metallica shirt) Say hi and buy me two beers! <----- That emotioncon is me!