OK you trophy hunters, help me out with this one. I was in AB at midnight on Saturday. It wasn't exactly as insanely crowded as it would be back in the day at this time, but definitely jam packed. Not a seat in the house. Chica population was only moderate considering the volume of customers, and quality was overall OK but not outstanding.

For the 2nd time in 2 weeks I took notice of an absolutely gorgeous young morena calling herself Natalie. Looks like her perfect head should be riding on top of a tiny chaparita body, but she's tall. She's not particularly curvy but gorgeous she is. She's also one of that peculiar strain of TJ chicas who you wonder about why they are there in the 1st place as they do nothing or next to nothing to indicate any interest in gaining a customer.

The two different occasions I've seen this chica, she has virtually never engaged in any activity but hanging around with other chicas by the stage entrance in front of the DJ booth. She looks at nobody, I have not seen her dance, and I haven't seen her with a single customer. It is not from lack of observing.

Finally on this night when AB was just pushing large groups of chicas on to the stage and then have them walking around the bar grubbing for tips, this beauty entered the stage with 4 others and I'm excited that she may actually dance. But while the others got topless and danced around a little, all she did was remove her top and walk around in a bra and her long blue jeans. I stood by the cage like micro dance stage. She saw me smiling in her direction and she actually smiled back and came over. I tipped her and got her name but nothing more. 2 minutes later she was fully dressed and back at her accustomed spot by the stage looking absolutely disinterested in any man's attention.

I thought she was one of the 2 hottest chicas in the bar. The other was even hotter - one I've seen before but can't recall that I know anything about her. This other one is model gorgeous with lighter skin but still classic latina beauty. She at least places herself in the middle of the monger traffic, but looks straight ahead like a rock (a beautiful rock) - makes no effort to engage anybody's interest, and credit to the AB crowd, she catches nobody's active interest. So weird that these two most beautiful chicas are not earning a centavo on a night when a trip to the men's room is akin to running a jam in roller derby - i.e. lots of interference in your way.

So can anybody verify that Natalie is real and not a computer special effect, and if so...anything you'd care to share????????

I've been looking for new trophies in AB but haven't found any. Part of the reason is my reluctance to visit on weekends, but I have started to come on Friday occasionally. Still, the talent has been less than I expected, but the holiday season might also have something to do with it.