Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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Cinco de Mayo, the Fifth Of May, commemorates the defeat of the French army by the Mexicans at The Battle of Puebla in 1862.
General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin lead a small militia of about 4,500 to defeat a French army of 6,500 soldiers.
Cinco de Mayo is mainly a regional holiday in Mexico, most celebrated in the state of Puebla. Many celebrate this holiday in the US as well.
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Shorts,
You forgot to say that the french came back and slaudered the Mexicans 3 months later. And more or less ran it until 1913. Then the US came in and we dumped it because of WWI and Pancho Villa. The US also occupied Baja California from WWI to 1948. As a matter of fact an excentric American in the 1870's invaded Mexico and took over Baja and the Mexican Government wansn't able to kick him out for many years then he went to Houduras and Nicaragua and took over those countries too.
What was his name? Jeff? or Joe? Also, according to my little very well educated "Rosio", she says it's almost impossible to find any trace of Mexican military blunders in any history books. The PRI after the revolution burned and erased all BAD history of Mexico. Most Mexicans need to go to American schools to find their real history.

Everybody on earth learns from our mistakes. The people that forget their mistakes are dumed to repete them. That's one reason most mongers don't have good times with the gals, they just keep forgetting their the customer. It's not the gals fault they only have 2nd grade education.
It's our fault!!!!!!

Westfargo...

I'm actually thinking about getting a hotel down there for Cinco De Mayo. Anybody been there last year and can tell me if I'll have any luck just showing up at Cascadas around noon - 1:00 PM?
(prog)

WF;

Yes, the Mexican Army's inability to win battles is truly legendary. During the Mexican-American War, they lost 9 out of 10, and the other was basically a draw(in San Pascual).

This is why they celebrate May 5th, cause they actually won a battle - even though they lost the war. The French pulled out of Mexico a few years later when they ran out of money, and got tired of fucking Mexican chicks.

Same thing when the US took over Mexico City in 1848 - we pulled out a year later when everyone got tired of Mexican pussy.

I don't seem to get tired of it myself. The main reason is, you can't beat the price of Mexican pussy.

Two ways to look at it:
What a bunch of stupid ass politicians just let 1/2 of Mexico go back for what amounted to nothing! How would America like to own all the resources and strategic advantage that "incorporating" most of Mexico would bring?
The other way of looking at it:
All of us that live close to the border... how would you like to drive past Mexico City just to get to some decent strip clubs and legal prostitution?
Food for thought.........

Progman

I was down in TJ last year for Cinco de Mayo and the town was hopping!! Granted, I crossed the border about 10pm and came back over about 6am, but I'm thinking you'll encounter the same madhouse I did. What made things so busy was the number of Americans there. We seem to celebrate this holiday more then the Mexicans do. Anyway, it was fun. I only spent time in the big bars (AB, CC, HK/M) but it was great. Prices were a little higher but I was really, really, really, really, really horny so it didn't matter at the time...

Regards,
E

Westfargo, I think the American who took over Nicaragua and Honduras was named Walker. I know he got hung or shot in the end in one of the places and they celebrate that as a holiday. I never knew we controlled Mexico in the late 19th and early 20th century.

It's funny how Chicano (spanish for trash of Mexican decent) politicans here in California are always harping to their constituents (but only in Spanish so the media won't display it for the rest of us) about the day when they will "take back" California from the Anglos and return it to its rightful owners. This goes over real big in the Mexican-American community which only goes to show what a farce the whole concept of bilingualism and cultural adaptation really is. It also shows that apparently the real first inhabitants of the area, the Native Americans, will end up faring about as well as their brothers in Chiapas.

Jerry Jeff Walker?

WestFargo writes "As a matter of fact an excentric American in the 1870's invaded Mexico and took over Baja and the Mexican Government wansn't able to kick him out for many years."

Wrong! From Encarta ". He went to California in 1850 and in 1853 led an armed invasion of Baja California, Mexico. He proclaimed himself president of an independent republic comprising Baja California and adjoining Sonora. Out of supplies, he was forced to surrender to the U.S. authorities. He was tried for violating neutrality laws in 1854, but he was acquitted.

A Nicaraguan revolutionary faction asked for his assistance, and in 1855 he led them in the capture of Granada."

So Walker was in Mexico for about a year. He was also executed in 1860 well before the 1870's when WestFargo has him invading Mexico.

Westfargo wrote:

"The US also occupied Baja California from WWI to 1948."

Huh?

I guess it depends on your definition of "occupied". It certainly was NOT the U.S. Government. Maybe Bugsey and some of his mobster friends, but this is WAY different than any of the history I learned.

WestFargo writes "The US also occupied Baja California from WWI to 1948."

Only in your dreams! Care to provide a source for this ludicrous claim. Perhaps you've confused US occupation with the hordes of gringos who flocked to Baja California during Prohibition.

Another little known historical fact: up is really down. I SWEAR! It's gotta be true. West Fargo told me, and he knows EVERYTHING.

Progman,
Cinco de Mayo sucks in Mexico. There's nothing special. Nothing!

Diego,
"I don't seem to get tired of it myself. The main reason is, you can't beat the price of Mexican pussy." Becareful that's an official "La Rasa" secret. The mighty Mexican army has never really won any war or scrimish. And most were fought on their own land. All cultures have there own "secrets" the macho Mexicans hate to be reminded they don't have a space program like NASA and they haven't won any wars. It realy bugs them!

Tight_fit,
You read the news. WOW! I think the same way.

Reytj,
I was asking what his name was and the year. I know it's hard to beleive but, I don't know everyting. I just know the summary of the facts. Years, days, names, sometimes escapes me. The fact is Willam Walker took over Baja and made himself the KING of Baja. in 1852. Thanks for reminding me.

Also, Yes, the American navy occupied the Territory of Baja California from 1912 to 1948. We were thinking of anexing it from Mexico in 1946. But a US general that experience a hurican in 1944 wrote to the US president saying "It's a terible land, absolutly worthless" We had 10,000 American soldures stationed in LA Paz Mexico from 1942 to 1945. The US was afraid Japan would land in Mexico next to San Felipe as well as Bomb San Francisco and Long Beach. The Mexican government was totaly against it. As a matter of fact. Adolph Hittler wrote a letter to Mexico urging Mexico to attact the US in 1942 stating that Mexico was indanger of losing it's country due to US occupation. Mexico has little mans desease. It comes in the from of "Our soverienty is being compromised" But I think it's because most of the men are under 5'5". Sort of like the Japaneese and McArthur. Herio Hieto and McArthur wouldn't take photes together because the photo would "Be little their god like emporor" and the Japaneese people would be so frightened to see the "Greek god" like stature of an average American man. They would start a revolution killing all the polititations in Japan. Wondering why the hell the government would ever start a was with the HUGE giants on the other side of the world.

Also, I've worked in Mexico. And they treat me like a god. I'm not kidding. They turn into little kids when I'm there. They all ask "How many meters?" I reply two or three. They say. WOW!!!!!!!... The women REALY love to fuck Americans. And as my Mexican friend "Poncho" says. "And the Americans PAY for Mexican pussy!!!"

You won't find any trace of the US army baracs in LA Paz any more. Although, all the Americans know what happened there. I would think that the Mexican government would use that as another reason to get the people to hate us. But that's their fault and they know it. So in 1948 they turned 100's of American built barics into whore houses and barns. We were also in Todo Santo, La Paz, Loreto, and Gurerrero Negro. Yes! It's true. Look up US WWII generals and army in Mexico. If I say it. It happened!!! You may have to correct the days and names. But in general it's true.

I lived with a Mexican wife for 8 years. And I go to their houses and speak to their mothers and fathers all the time. I fuck their little virgins all the time. I know how they think and feel. And beleive me. If you think for one moment they in the US to help our economy or help us. You guys are stupider then you look.

Do us all a favor, write to your congressman. About your experiences in Mexico. Tell them about the whores, etc... I do!

Also, I just got off the phone with the NAACP about a Mexican gal that's working at the B of A on San Yasidro Bl. just off the exit next to the border. Her name is Yasania, she's been her for 5 months from Monterey NL. And she's working at a B or A. So I call the NAACP and they are so mad. I've done that so many times. They know I'm not black. They say. Thanks brother for helping out your fellow Americans!. I reply, I'm just doing what any Red blooded American shold do!!! Also, I have a date with Yasania Friday night. Her pussy looks so suckulent. I can't wait to blow a load of hot Cum in her little pussy!!!!!

Westfargo...

Fargo and everyone else,

Great stuff, it's great to see all this history and all it's interpretations...helps to form our own perspective from seeing so many others.

Hey Fargo, I'd love to see the look on those Congressmen's faces when they read your letters!

Also, I just read a news paper article in todays OC Register. It better in the LA times. In the city of San Ramon there're school girls complaining about men coming up to them asking for sexual favors. The cops waited stopped a few guys because just like clockwork they asked the gals for sexual favors. It just so happens the guys were illigal. The cops called the Immigration. The cops arrested 48 little Oxacian men trying to ask sexual favors from the Junior High school girls. The Immigration is now deporting all 48. Excellent! Right? Wrong. The city cousel for San Ramon is 80% Mexican decendent and they just voted to band the Immigration from their town and suspend all police activity, pertaining to illigals too.

As Americans if you and I were to go to Junior High schools and stand out in front and ask if we can have sex with the gals. What do you think would happen? What do you think would happen to us if we did that in Mexico?

We spend so much time doing nothing but working and Fucking. Lets do a little community service too. Write to your congressman. I've got the Address and e-mail's. We spend so much time on Redsnake. We should devote 5 minutes every other day e-mailing and I think we can make a difference. Lets stop this SHIT!!!

Westfargo...

HA! I thought only feminist girls whined about "Chilly Climate!" Apparently not. And I'M the one that's PC? Whatever. Let's all have a group hug and feel sorry now for those poor little boys out there who won't share at show-and-tell time because of the mean bullies who might, say, get sick of 'em butchering Spanish or Mexican history. How come the "chilliness" ain't affected YOUR willingness to keep on destroying the Spanish language, Feliz? Maybe we need to lower the temperature a few more degrees! For real, anybody who's got a brain knows that they can post their stories here, and they'll get nothin' but love UNLESS e.g., their 'history' of Mexico is totally informed by a venomous hatred of the country (see WF) or they insist on sprinking their posts with Spanish even though their competence in the language is non-existent (see Rick Feliz), or they otherwise try to talk about shit they don't know about like they DO know about it.

You can bet Brother SV ain't gonna let no feminist bullshit about a "chilly climate" keep him from postin' if he wants to post, 'cause he ain't a little girl--he's a man. The jury's still out on some other people around here.

So, what's the ZN going to be like for Cinco de Mayo?

Filled with drunk gringos? Can I get a hotel room?

Current To Do List:

1. Write to my congressman to tell him about whores.
2. Buy a penlight to do pelvic exams.
3. Check my Jerry Jeff Walker collection to see if there are any songs about him being King of Nicaragua.
4. Buy a Kawasaki and ride to Guatemala.
5. Go to La Mesa and get killed.

Thanks guys. I love these threads that have all this good shit. It really helps me to focus.

Matiz

WestFargo - Thanks for your comments on Cinco De Mayo in TJ... I'll make the best of it anyway. BTW Epimetheus and I looked for you last Tuesday under the heater w/o luck, maybe next time... Did you notice they shut down Red Accion. Texas Mike says they're remodeling (again).

OK, bad day at the office. Got home and chilled and realized the last message shoulda stopped at the 'whatever.' Used a .44 when a .22 woulda done the job! BLAOW! insteada blaow. Feliz, you DO get on my muthafuckin' nerves most of the time, but the brother went overboard. Consider this an official Ritmo apology. Won't buy ya nothin', but there it is. As if ya even give a damn what I got ta say, anyway, right!

Fuck, I hate workin'. I gotta find a way to stop this shit...just get me all pissed off. Anybody know any rich old women lookin' ta sign all their money over to a young dude for pretendin' ta love her for a few months before she die? I'd fuck Martha Raye's twin sister for a month or two if there was enough dollars in it at the end....

Brother Ritmo - Your problem is you have to get out of Philadelphia and get back to SD! (prog)

Brother P-
Ain't THAT the truth...

WestFargo writes "Also, Yes, the American navy occupied the Territory of Baja California from 1912 to 1948. "

Do you know what the word occupy means? I don't think you do so here's the definition from The American Heritage Dictionary, " To seize possession of and maintain control over by or as if by conquest."

I would not be surprised to learn that the US STATIONED troops in Mexico during WWII. We were allies after all. But it's something different altogether to claim that the US OCCUPIED Baja California for 36 years. I'm still waiting for you to provide a source for that outrageous claim.

HERIO HEITO??? The japs we hanged for war crimes must be spinning in their graves.

WestFargo says, "Mexico has little mans desease. .....But I think it's because most of the men are under 5'5."

Hold on there. I'm 5'6' and wear glasses to make it even worse. Let's lay off the short guy jokes, ok? Remember, Mexican men are only aware of their "shortcomings" when in a society such as ours. From living nearly 5 years in another Latin country where I was average height I know that it is all relative to where you stand.

WestFargo, and since you brought it up, have you ever stopped to think that maybe part of the reason for your success with chicas is due simply to your height? And your fair haired Anglo look? I am willing to bet that if you were short, fat, and bald (hope I didn't ID anyone here) you wouldn't be singing the same tune.

HEY! I still have most of my hair!!!

It looks like I'll be spending Cinco de Mayo in the Zona...yee haw. I arranged an allnighter starting at about 2:00am with a favorita just back in town from Nuevo Laredo. I hope it won't be a problem to get a hotel room, I usually like to stay at Hacienda del Rio, although my favorita said something about Los Pinos or something like that having a jacuzzi.

Progman,
You were in there Tuesday night too eh? We probably bumped into one another and never even knew it. I was there from about 8:00pm til 11:30. I've still never met anybody from the board, but I always look around and wonder if any of the people I see are guys from here.

I'll probably get to the Zona in the late afternoon. If anybody feels like meeting up for a beer, shoot me an email.

Ritmo,
Your in Philidelphia!!! Fuckkkkkk!!! One of my sweat little pussy's, Yolanda, is engaged to a inmate that's in Jail for trying to kill some people. She met him on the internet. She's totaly in love with him for over 3 years and she's only met him once. She spends her whole pay check on lawyers trying to get him out of prision. He's tatto covered from head to toe. His mom even called Yolanda and told Yolanda that her son is a really bad sead and she should stop trying to help him. She says, "But I LOVE him"
Of course I don't say anything. I fuck her 2 times a week and she's just screams Tomas! Tomas! and then I CUM in her little pussy and she just keeps calling me Tomas. Of course Tomas is her man in Prision. It's really weird she just calls me on the phone and says nothing more than, "Westfargo! I need your body" and just walk in her apartment and just take my big cock out and she starts saying "I LOVE you Thomas, I LOVE you!!!" All night long she plays the Thomas game with me. Isn't that weird?

Matiz,
Go to La Mesa and get killed. Whats that about? La Mesa has some nice bars next to the border about 1 mile east of the airport. Some nice women too. -In the airport I mean!-

Reytj,
The Mexicans say we "Occupied" Baja, I saw it on the Discovery channel last year. But I came accross it on the Internet a few months ago too. I don't trust the internet stuff. But the Discovery channel resourses are pretty reliable. I'll look for the information this afternoon.

Tight_fit,
Sorry! I don't mean if your 5'5" and bald that their ugly and they won't fuck any guys like that. Remember, all the beautiful AB chicks started fucking 4'10" REALLY GROSE indian men a few years ago and I'm sure many of the beauties fell in love with them too, and had babies with them. Remember, we have the advantage. It's what men see and women hear. Just be proud and respectble and you can fuck any gal. Including UCLA sorority girls too. Thats one of the reason grose Mexican guys can fuck any gals they want there very proud. They're pride is 10 times that of an American and the gals smell it and respect it. The gals don't sense any pride with us, they just see stuped ugly Americans with fat wallets. But when they're around me. I tell them everything about NASA, BOEING, IBM, Roswell, Impirestate building, etc... But then I tell them how much I hate the US and how I'm so much above those material things! They LOVE it!!! They become my sperm recepticle.

Westfargo...

Adelito

I was also in Hacienda from 10-11 on Tuesday. I was the round guy with the beard. I'm pretty white so I look like a gallon of milk covered with hair... hahahaha. I'll keep my eyes open for you next time I'm in there...

Regards,
E

Epimetheus, I was in Adelita's, not Hacienda. Actually I've never been to Hacienda, maybe I ought to check it out. I want to try to get to AB around 5:00 tomorrow to make sure I'm still on with my chica for the allnighter, then I'll probably go checkout some other places. I am usually very short of time when in the Zona and only go to AB or once in awhile CC, but I have alot of time for once, so I can stop and smell the rosas.

Maybe I'll see you there.

Adelito

My mistake - I looked forward at the wrong post. I was in AB from 9 - 10 looking for WF. I hung out under the heater for an hour, but with no luck.

There are so many gringos in that place now it's not like you can tell someone "look for me, I'm the white guy..." Guess we will have to start producing TJHombre T-Shirts so as to ID the other mongers. I'd never wear it in Mexico, but it would make for interesting conversation at the next family reunion or nice dinner with the wife.

E

I went to the zona last night. During Mexican hollidays are the only times I like to go to the Zona. Most Mexicans spend their hollidays with their families. As predicted, it was slow for a Saturday night.

I met a monger in the AB bar at about 10:30PM. He gave me the usual crap about how I must pay more to get more etc... I've been talking to a gal named Jenifer that clames she's from Brazil. I've seen she there many times. She has the most fake Portiguize accent I've ever heard. I used to fuck a gal from Brazil and their accents are very "Nazely" or they talk from the nose. Sounds weird. I don't care. Just like us they all have to have some sort of Avenue or trademark it shows she got a brain.
Anyhow, the monger saw me talking to her and he said, I'd like you to fuck her for $20, ha ha haaa. I told him, she's not worth $20. She just fucked 10 other guys. And besides she doesn't like me. Shes not looking at me when she talks to me. She trying to make a deal. Of course he didn't understand what I was talking about. He just kept looking at her, saying WOW! Now thats quality! Men fight was over women like that. Of course she was nice, and just talk to me for a few minutes and disapear. Remember, she was looking for the high rolers first then they get the straggler like me with less money. Their not stupid. They smell green. The monger said, Westfargo, I want you to have the experience of your life. I'll pitch in $20 and you pay $20 and she'll probubly fuck you for $40. I said, thank you, but no thanks, I KNOW she's no good. Sorry, but if you think that quality is a cute gals with a funny accent, your sicker then I thought. He said, you've got nothing to lose. I said, I didn't even want to waist my CUM on her. Really, she's not worth it. He totally couldn't understand that. He kept saying, come on, your Westfargo! I thought what the hell, I do it for once like your typical monger. Close my eyes and jump in. I knew something was wrong. I said, Jenifer, if your available I would like to make love to you. But I don't want to use a rubber and I want to CUM in you pussy. Plus I want to french kiss you too. To my amazement she said, OK! but it's going to cost you. I said, I have $400 pesos, ($40) she said, No! it's $100. I said, I've seen you here so long and your such a nice gal plus I just lost my job and all I have is $400 pesos. Plus I have to have enough money tomorrow to my milk for my children. She said, thats sweet! OK. 400 pesos. I said, I pay after I CUM in your pussy with NO rubber and I french kiss and no rushing me, because I may get scared and jump out of the room. She said, OK! So I said it again. Just incase she doesn't understand. She said, OK!\

We get to the room. I hug her and start to give her little picks on the cheaks then the nose and neck. Then the lips, she wouldn't open her mouth. She said, turn off the light. I turned off the light. She started to kiss a little better. But she was still kissing like a whore. I pulled her panties down and started to rubber her pussy and she said, Westfargo, my money! I said, remember, after. She said, no, now. I said, I've got to go. I immidently turned on the light and she said, where are you going? I said, you broke you promise. I'm going to get my money back for the room. She said, it's OK. Come here. I said, no more lies. She said, who's lying? (They're she goes again lieing!) it's in their blood. Now she started to french kiss like a slut. A step above a whore. She wanted me to eat her pussy. I didn't want to eat her pussy. But I know how to fake it. I put my fingers in her and sucked around her outter labias. My cock was huge. I put it in her. She was rater loose. I think it was my four fingers that loosened her up. She started to make lots of noises. I said, Are you just making noise for me or for you. She said, whats wrong, you don't like it. I said, I like it but, relax! Don't try to please me. Pretend like we're dancing. She said, I get it, your the leader. I said, now your learning. Then we started to french kiss a little more. She then spun me around and got on top and started going at me like a robot. Or like a (whore) I asked, do you like this. She said, yes, sort of funny like. I said, if you don't, don't do it. She said, you know what I really like. I want to ley on my stumic and you penetrate me and use your hand to wiggle my clit. I said, that sounds like fun. She has the NICEST ass in the world! I just started to pump her as she leying on her stumic and I started to french kiss her. I said, I have lots to cream and I'm going to CUM in your pussy. She said, Si! Si! SIIIIiiiiii!! I bew the biggest load in her. WOW! She said, lay on top of me. She took her hand and started to rub my cum as it was dripping out of her on her pussy. Another reason, I don't eat pussy! But I won't knock anybody that does. Then the guy knocked on the door. She didn't even clean her pussy. I thought you guys should know that! A real kinky one. She put her little mini skirt on and said, My money please. I said, Here's 300 pesos. Can I have the extra 100 pesos for a taxi to get to the border. I don't have any extra money. Of course I hid all my extra money. She said, Que? I don't get a tip? I said, no my extra money is for the milk tomorrow for my children. She said, in good english. Your a lier! Not one told me she spoke english. I said, I do need money for the taxi. And she gave me 50 pesos. and a big hug and said, next time you pay me more money? Then she said, Ciao!

Thanks, monger.

Personality:6 body:9 pussy:9 total:6

The only reason I gave her a 6 is that she didn't even do eveying I asked of her. If a gal does everything I ask of her she just gets a passing grade. If she does a little more then I may go back to her. Over all she was not very good. yes, she fucked and I came in her pussy and she may have liked it or maybe not. I've had much much better on the street and with others in the AB alike. Again, I don't think I'll go back to her, I only got what all the other guys back in Brazil got and they didn't have to pay anything!
That means I lost, right?

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!!

Westfargo...

WF,

You overpaid. She would have done you for free if you had worked a little harder at it.

You, sir, are a PSYCHO, but a damned entertaining one. THAT was some funny shit.

Resorting to "creative writing" now WF? That echo you're hearing is a result of the emptiness your fanbase has become. One word of advice...I don't think Penthouse Forum takes submissions with the way you brutalize the words. Slow down alittle and spell alittle better and you can be like the John Candy character in "Splash" when his "story" finally gets published.

Westfargo babbled: "(They're she goes again lieing!) it's in their blood"

"Lieing" is in whose blood? Did you mean to say worthless third-world wetback cunt/whores or sleazy, grammatically and spelling challenged dumbass American con artists who have to buy milk for their children?

Was in La Zona during Cinco De Mayo. WF was partially correct in that it was a little slower than usual except that there were TOO many gingos walking the streets, and amongst them, there were too many inexperienced mongers. They kept driving the prices way up! The typical SG was demanding at $30.00 (fuck only, one position, con ropa). There just wasn't any room to bargain. These bitches knew that they could tell me to fuck off because some dumbass was waiting right behind me to pay her what she wanted. It was only luck that I found a couple regulars that were smart enough not to play that bullshit "money" game with me. Overall, I still had a good time! ... (prog)

WF is creative. Nobody could spell or write like he does without being intelligent, wise, caring, and utterly cheap.

Explorer8939,
Your too kind. Maybe your right, but the monger wanted me to pay. So I paid. Plus it takes so much effort to fuck for free. The Mexicans are true experts at fucking for free. They have to be, they don't have any money.

Porker,
Your back. Haven't seen you in a long time. I saw Lakers last night. You guys should follow Lakers, he's got the best taste in women. He used to critize me. But his and my taste are the same. However, some of my gals don't look good in clothes. But WOW! Under those clothes their goddises. I'm suprised some of you older guys haven't found that out yet!!!

AArvark,
John Candy is the coolest. I'd love to take him to the Zona. In fact I would love to take Hugh Hefner too. Hugh is my idle! However, the gals in the zona would eat him up and spit his bones out. But I would protect him.

Awg,
You should see the look in their eyes when they find out I have to buy milk for my children. Because my Mexican wife of 10 years just died crossing the border in the 120 degre heat and I'm taking care of her sick mother, sisters and great grand mother. However, I have to search the bars every night and save her dad from the cops because he likes to drunk drive. It sound stupid. But many fall for it. And they'll ask me how her family is doing. I'll say who's family? And the SG or AB gal will say, Your children and dead wifes family? Silly!

Programman,
You are so right. I love to fuck Monica next to the Odessa2001, she's rather good. Normally I pay $10 and $3.50 for 30 minutes in the room. Monica is usually better than that fake Brazillian for $40 in the AB bar. but last night she was so rude. She said, Westfargo, I love you! However, I'm going to need $20. I said, Maybe next time. However, I did fuck Marylena next to her for $10. Marylena makes Monica look like shit. So over all I did good. But your right the Americans really screw it up for us. I don't blame the new one's, it's the mongers that get me pissed off. They should know better.

694me,
Thanks! I guess.

Westfargo...

I used to think Porker was the best writer on the board. Sorry man but I've got to give that title to Westfargo. He writes the funniest shit I've ever read. Straight COMEDY!

WestFargo writes about Lakers . "But his and my taste are the same."

Hey if you're going to insult Lakers at least do it to his face on his board.

Yes Westfargo wrote
"You guys should follow Lakers, he's got the best taste in women. He used to critize me. But his and my taste are the same."

Westfargo even though back on redsnake Lakers wrote some boring rants about how bad the gals must be that you were getting at your prices I always figured that his and your taste in women were the same.Just kinda makes Lakers a hippocrit though.
Taxibob

I Hope that WF's Post was total fantasy..because he sounds like one sick fuck whom is dangerous to the zone

Blazers;

The zone is one sick fucking place - or haven't you heard?

Tmoney;

You thought Porker used to be the best writer? How do you figure? His posts basically consist of emotional attacks, interspersed with an occasional semi-dry experience. It takes a really sick fucker to actually live and write about something new and interesting when it comes to Whoretown.

Diego, If I am boring you I must be doing something right.

Well, it isn't just you - I'm getting pretty damn bored with the whole scene done there.

Maybe that's why a got a new motorcycle... that, and the gas prices.

Hey everybody!
No offense Blazer, but your exactly the type of guy I'm talking about. I bet your one of those guys that Roger and I see on the street that looks like he has a sign that says.
"I'm a sweet lushes American, Please don't look at me or I will start to cry." Roger says it funnier.
You've got to pull your self together. Those Mexicans guys maybe small with real bad breath, but they roam in pacts and they can smell you from a mile away. If you want to team up with Roger and I, we'll be in the zona this Friday night at around 7:00PM in the Chevellas. Roger will give you the low down.
Roger usually doesn't like to talk to mongers, just listen to every word and only respond after you've heard what he has to say. And a round of free beers is usually in order, thats the least you can do for him saving our lives.

It's funny, most of you guys buy the Mexican bandidos drinks without you even knowing it. You make the whore rich. (Suport the Crystal habbit) The bandidos and drunks are casing you out when they ask for a drink. See how stupid you are to pull out your wallet in front of them. You tempt them with your riches! Inother words, you incurage them to commit a crime by being an easy target. Even if they don't rob you, it just confirms to them, The Americans have too much money for their own good!!!!
A good old fashioned Mexican guy wouldn't dream of asking anybody, ANYBODY! to buy them a drink. They go there, do their thing and they leave.
But when a good old fashioned American wants to save your lives. You make up every reason in the world not to help him in any way shape or form. You may not like the US or may not be proud of us and our accomplishments. I've been to every state in Mexico and almost every country in North and South America. And every time I come back to the US. I nearly kiss the gound we walk on. Yes, we have lots of flaws, but we are the most organized and productive country in the world. When your in other countries they look at you because they know we've been to the moon, and almost all the medicines thats saves their lives we made. We are nearly gods to them. They love us for that and they hate us too. When your in there country don't act like a "Lost crying coward" act like the supter power world leaders that we are!!!!!

I'm not singling you out Blazer, this is for everyone. Remember who you are and where you come from the next time a little 18 year old demands you pay $100 to fuck her for 20 minutes and remember there many little bandido that have and will fuck her for free and she usually gives them money too. Even if she doesn't give them money. Think of her little children and the paradise she left behind to make a better life. There's millions up on millions of Mexican women that say at home with their children. Money over your children. I know Mexico and that's not the Mexican way. Think of that little child crying for his or her mommy every time your fucking the shit out of her and you give her $100 for 30 minutes. And think of her father and brothers and whole family that's sacraficing their daughters lifes so they can blow the extra money on booz and women and American movies. I'm not kidding, you may think they live in a masions with the money. But they don't, they just take the money and blow it.

Westfargo...

'They just take the money and blow it.'

Isn't that what money's for?

WestFargo writes "Roger will give you the low down."

You know Westy I always thought Roger was your sidekick but I guess it's the other way around, right?

My only point is that you were bragging about having condomless sex...I was fine with everything else..

WestFargo - Are you gonna be down in TJ for Dias De Las Madres? I always wanted to be a MotherFucker... literally. Epimetheus and I will be down there around 8:00PM at Haciendas...(prog)

"Roger usually doesn't like to talk to mongers, just listen to every word and only respond after you've heard what he has to say. And a round of free beers is usually in order, thats the least you can do for him saving our lives."

Hey Blazers, looks like you're going to have to be the sacrificial lamb. Why don't you meet up with them and after you get the low down from Roger, stiff them on the drinks and hopefully out of spite, Roger won't save the group's life.

Porker,
You may blow your money, but I get blown by my money.

Reytj,
Roger is 65 years old, he doesn't have the fire in his sole the way I do. But yes he's the brains, I still have some old fashioned ethics. (Age before beauty) He doesn't beat around the bush. He just tells it like it is. No sugar coated bullshit.

Strikingviking,
I wish I were wrong too. I pray every day that I wake up and there is no Mexico. I wish we had taken over the Mexicans during the Mexican/American war of 1847 and there people would be very educated and we could go freely to all parts of Mexico without wondering what were going to loose. But that wish will never come true. Again, you can take the Mexican out of Mexico, but you can't take the Mexico out of the Mexican.

Case in point! I call the NAACP all the time when I see (Illigals) doing Illigal activity. Why? African Americans are Americans too. They have the highest unemployment off all the minorities. I know why the NAACP doesn't send their own people to check out the shops in San ana for Illigals working. The educated Aferican Americans don't like the Ghetto one's. It's true! Just like the educated Mexicans hate the poor and Indian Mexicans. Not me! I want to help EVERY American! Whether you were born her or naturalized. You are Ligal and you should benfit from our wealth.
I always read the latest news about minority groups. The one by far that conserns me the most are the Mexicans. Not Central Americans or South Americans. They don't have chips on their shoulders. Today in the Orange County Register. It showed that's Latinos number 35.5 million and are going to out number the blacks in 5 years. They are also 3 times more likely to get hurt by guys then whites. I'm suprised it's not 300 times more likely. Mexico has strict guy laws, why? They love to party and get drunk and are very macho. (Booz, Party, guns) thats a bad combination. But it's a good law for them. In the article, at Latino man was saying. In a few years Latinos are going to be the leading Minorities in the United States and we ARE going to change the laws.
Again, Second generation Mexicans are good Americans. First generation Mexicans can be really dangerious. Remember, I was married to one for 8 years and I helped her come to the US. I must have costed the US over $2,000,000. Half the family came here and got put in jail, work illigaly without paying taxes. Did you guys ever see the movie scar face? With Al Pachino. That's how they are. But a lot more diabolical. They all drive with fake drivers licenses. The DMV just said that there's over 200,000 fake drivers licences in California alone and they've known this fact for years. But they've been to afraid of the Latinos to do anything about it.
I write to Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Joe Baca, Xavier Becerra. Beleive it or not the liberal one listen to us more then the Consertive Republicans. I write all types to shit to Dianne Feinstein, (Whore in TJ, my X-wifes family) etc... She writes back all the time asking where the problems on the borders are. etc... It's great! The Republicans never write back. They hate the small guy on the street. Bush just let in all those Mexican truckers into the US from Texas. Our truckers arn't going to drive in Mexico with our beautiful new trucks. But they can take their old delapitaded trucks into the US. Thats just the tip of the iceburg. Lets start by writing to Barbara Boxer. She signifacently help to pass the H-1B S-1723 bill witch let in upto 800,000 Chineese and Indians to be programmers or High tech workers. Because of her my salery has dropped in half in the past 3 years. She says she only let in 65,000 but if you look at the true numbers it's 200,000 with a other 600,000 that will be aproved soon. Plue there's another (Amnisty) for Illigals. Upto 2,000,000 are going to get green cards then workpermits then each one can bring in their immidiate families. About 5 to 10 a piece. For a grand total of 10,000,000 to 20,000,000 with 2nd grade education. These are not the Dr's or engeneers. These are the one's that say gim'me gim'me, The Americans are white assholes. Are there any Aferican American out there? Arn't you a little conserned? I hate to do this. But here it goes. The Mexicans call the White Americans "Gavachos" or slimly little frogs. Whettos or a mis prononciation or White person. But all the Mexicans call the Blacks "Changos" a "Chango" is a volger way of saying (Gorella) it's like saying the Nig' word but a lot worse. My black friend Melvin in the zona hears it all the time. They say it to his face all the time. And they all smile, because it's just another knife in the Americans back. And that makes it all worth while!!!!!

Westfargo...

Hey, Westie, guess what? It's the American culture you celebrate so much that has made PROSTITUTION ILLEGAL in the country (not to mention the anti-drug bullshit, the religious freaks tryin' to censor everything and outlaw condoms, etc.). You can be SURE that as soon as Mexico got annexed, every bar and red light zone would close down as the Puritan fascists went to work.

"She signifacently
help to pass the H-1B S-1723 bill witch let in upto 800,000 Chineese and Indians to be programmers
or High tech workers. Because of her my salery has dropped in half in the past 3 years."

Smatta, Westie, CAN'T COMPETE?? Maybe you can call Pat Buchanan, or some friends in Idaho, up to help out on this unfortunate issue of crybaby American workers who can't compete in the free market with equally talented immigrant workers who will work for less. If you can't hang, then STARVE TO DEATH, dude--that's consistent with your ruthless 'take them before they take you' TJ philosophy, not pussy protectionism from the US govt. for people that don't wanna work.

Napstero:

I guess the excitement of being on the Internet got to you.

Take a deep breath and remember:

We're here to talk about the chicas. We are not here to exhibit our manliness by bashing one another.

Most of what WestFargo posts is aimed at provoking the less emotionally stable of us to launch flames, or to provide the rest of us with humor. Don't play his games, just get even by screwing his favoritas for less pesos.

Explorer, you are exactly correct. There has never been a hint of machismo or bragging in any of WFs posts and this last one was after all, about the chicas and nothing but the chicas. That's why I didn't respond in anger or argument, but merely expressed my bemusement and admiration. Fargie deserves to preach without contradiction from the peanut gallery, I agree.

Pay attention lad - you are working too hard at focusing that keen intelligence of yours at what may be lurking between the lines!

WF:

Have to admit, overall I'm a fan, but your xenophobic rants are getting more extreme, far less funny, and definitely quite old.

Please stick to stories about fist fucking, exams by flashlight, fathering illegitimate children, lowballing the whores through negotiation, and pathologic lying to chicas about exploding kitchen appliances and such, all of which are your fortes.

My final comment:

"guy laws"???

"Second generation Mexicans are good Americans. First generation mexicans can be very dangerous"

That is the biggest crock of shit I have ever heard. Are first generation Italian, more dangerous than second. How about Germans, or Jewish people. The first generation ones are the ones that fear being deported the most. Go to any hispanic area in LA, and tell me who is more dangerous. The ones wearing cowboy hats, or the ones wearing bandanas. I am a first generation Mexican, and I defend your fucking freedom, so don't give me some bullshit about how I'm more dangerous than some gangbanger!

I think WF is full of shit about him getting all these girls pregnant. We have mutual friends, and they say he's alright. If he is doing that, again I really doubt it, he is one of the lowest pieces of shit I have ever heard about, and deserves to catch every fucking desease out there.

Completely agree with you Bajaboy. Two decades in L.A. has proven to me that the immigrants are the greatest people in this city...really happy to be here and full of excited hopeful illusions about realizing the American Dream. The kids grow up just like their gringo counterparts across town...loaded down and mentally burdened from the crappy media idols, shallow and stupid, and much less ambitious!

WF, there is no good reason to post this garbage. If it's a troll, it's old already. If you really believe it, it's off-topic so go post it on the Ugly American bulletin boards.

I agree!!!!!!!!!!!

Ritmo,
No I can't compete. The homes here are $200,000 cars are $30,000+ so to live here my whole life in the US, the US has evolved high wages in compareson to Mexico were homes are $10,000 and cars are $2000 so they can work for half of the normal salery.
Republicans don't care about people like me because they look at it like they are not the one's that created the mess. They just say write to the Liberals.
I hate the zona, I pray every day the zona will closed down. I would love to see the AB and Chicago go down especially. The richer Mexico gets the more the'll wake-up and close down the Red Zone's, I hope!

Napstero,
You sort of sound like the British in 1783!
This is your first time to the zona, right?

Explorer8939,
Your obviously the brains of the bunch.

Shy_guy,
"Gun laws" sorry.

Bajaboy,
I don't know if I get them pregnant or not. They come up to me with phony "Abortion" papers that say they paid $200 or $300 and they want me to pay. What do you think?

Strikingviking,
Sorry man. I hate whores, I do my best to convince them to go home. Almost all do eventuly, so I guess my stradagy is working. I love the Free one's on Revolution the best. However, $10 for a fuck. I'm not stupid, that's why I goto the zona. I'll stop going as soon as the average whore is over $20. It's a cost factor thing. The free one's on revolution and Plaza Rio, and Caracol are about $20 for movie and fuck.

Again, if there were no Americans in Mexico the zona wouldn't exist. We upset the natural ballance in Mexico as they do to us here...

Westfargo...

Hey Fargie, I know I've called you names sometimes, but I actually do think you're pretty smart...consistently wrong with the worst attitude, a toxic agenda, and self-centered like none other, but not particularly stupid. But this time, I think you missed my point. I wasn't attacking you for fucking children (though I will be happy to oblige), but rather for getting on your high horse about being a one man watchdog committee who so enjoys turning in immigrants that you have seen commit illegal activity. Merely pointing out your naked hypocrisy on this point in consideration of your own propensity to break Mexican laws on their soil. You gonna post manifestos dude, you got to set a better example!

You can believe that I never do seek out children for sex in TJ or anywhere. Of course I'm sure I've inadvertantly bagged a few 17 year olds - maybe even a 16 year old. If they appear to be of age, I'll do them if they tell me they're 18. But who knows for certain, and I won't sweat it if they aren't - I did what I can do. You on the other hand specifically seek them out from what age - like 13-14? - and then coerce them to allow you to "cum inside their pussy".

Is there any in between for you Fargie? Is it only easily manipulated children on one hand, and desperate broken downs on the other. Let me hook you up with a really beautiful and healthy looking 21 year old. I'll pay the difference between her asking price and the 100 pesos you got to toss in. All I ask is that you reserve one of those Tecates in your shirt for me (gettin' to be a bitch with this warm weather, isn't it dude?).

WF:

You know that there are Zonas in most Mexican cities, and there are few, if any, gringos in those zonas.

So, how can you blame gringos for the Mexican zonas?