Seriously... thanks for the compliment, and for starting that limerick thread in the first place!
| By Apeman65 on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 04:49 pm: Edit |
Does anyone know this girl? She's about 5'3'', short hair, brunette, thin and young (early 20s). I think she mentioned something about being from Cancun, but not sure. She has a nice body except her tits are somewhat droopy..I had a session with her a week ago and she gave me the most incredible covered BJ ever. Sex was also great and she was willing to try many different positions. I guessed we tried so many positions that my condom dried up and it broke during sex. It must had happened for less than two minutes or so but I was startled and so was she. She assured me that she was clean, but who knows if she was telling the truth or not. I'am a little paranoid about the possibility of being infected with STD or even HIV. How regular do these girls have check up? Anyone have similar experience about condom break, or know about this girl? My advice for everyone is to bring your own condom, and never use the ones made in TJ. They suck big time!!
| By Apeman65 on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 05:39 pm: Edit |
One more thing, this girl, Elba, also has a tattoo (a sword) on her lower back.
| By Shy_Guy on Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 12:23 pm: Edit |
Able was I, ere I saw Elba.
I would consider starting a new category for TJ palindromes (to accompany the TJ limericks), but it would be a helluva lot shorter thread then the limerick one.
| By Farsider on Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 05:59 pm: Edit |
A stretch perhaps, but this palindrome could be considered a commentary on the state of the bathrooms in much of TJ:
T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I'd assign it a name: Gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.
No, I can't claim the rather dubious credit for making that little gem up. Got it out of a book.
I seem to recall a thread awhile back about TJ-related anagrams. Maybe that one should be resurrected.
Anyway... sorry for the diversion. Back to regularly scheduled commentary.
| By Ootie on Thursday, July 12, 2001 - 12:46 pm: Edit |
Here's a TJ palindrome that's appropriate for any Christians named Dennis who engage in sex outside of marriage:
DENNIS SINNED.
A Wholly and hole-ly unholy kind of guy,
Out-of-Towner
| By Farsider on Thursday, July 12, 2001 - 12:58 pm: Edit |
Or, if his chica's name happened to be Edna:
Dennis and Edna sinned.
| By Ootie on Thursday, July 12, 2001 - 07:38 pm: Edit |
Farsider,
Your limerick and palindrome talent is truly amazing!
Yo! Dennis and Edna sinned. Oy!
An Impressed kind of guy,
Out-of-Towner
| By Farsider on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 10:36 am: Edit |
Ootie... is that a palindrome, or rap lyrics?
Seriously... thanks for the compliment, and for starting that limerick thread in the first place!
| By Ootie on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 07:17 pm: Edit |
Farsider, it's a palindrome, which I will extend as follows:
Yo! Yo! Dennis and Edna sinned. Oy! Oy!
A Pal in drome is a pal indeed kind of guy,
Out-of-Towner