Just got back from a quick trip to TJ... the ZONA was FLOODED with law enforement types!!! arrived 8PM at Adelitas, place was packed... as in I found it difficult to move at all. I've been to TJ 3 or 4 times in the past 10 yrs, but I NEVER have seen quality nor quantity of hot babes like this... was in a hurry anyway (trying a quickie, slip one by the old lady/direct from work over an hour away), and was pressured/nervous... NOT the way I like experience TJ. I need 4 days of peaceful interaction to make it work for me, like Thur night to Sun morning. Was primarily looking for looking for SG Ariceli... oops... LOTS of YOUNG fine-looking stuff on the alley, though. Ended up back at Adelitas, hooked up with Gabrielle? 1st chica I ran into right inside the door, had a flashing light belly button ornament... HUGE fake chi chis (saw scars underneath) but I needed to get it done NOW, so I jumped right it. Freaky experience... she is hot, but very professional. Bought her a drink, she tried to drag her friend along, but I was less than impressed, so I begged off. Anyway, this chica speaks poor english, but her eye contact spoke volumes, and I'm a sucker for that sort of thng. $60? done, we're in the room she does a decent strip tease (was showing a LOT of skin anyway, EXCELLENT CBJ, toungue/pressure point stuff, but I'm just nervous, and it ain't happenin... I shoulda known better. She took took it all in stride, I did myself, she played with her penocha... oh, well. Next weekend I go back and do it my way.

I wondered what type guy would be attracted by that blinking red light. Or was it her chi chis.
I think of her in the Titzilla catagory.

The blinking light is a creative advertising gimmick. Personally I find it neither attractive nor a particular detriment. That tatoo around the light she can do without. She has a cute face and her abs are pretty awsome.

Alright, I promised that I would take one for the team and I kept that promise. This chica (or chico? Read on fellow monger...) was previously posted under the "TS at Adelita? thread. I've started her own post because she gets a LOT of business. Here are the details:

I walk in on Saturday during the day time and immediately spot Gabriela. She's looking damn sexy in a light blue bikini. She's got the blinking light and all. This LED light is always in her belly button and there is a small tattoo of a sun or something similar that surrounds her belly button. She likes to hang out by the mens bathroom in the rear of Adelitas as you walk into the bar.

I immediately pounce on her and she quotes me the usual 60 buck price. Fine. Let's do this. We go up.

I get naked and she takes off all her clothes except for her bikini bottom. Uh-oh. Not a good sign. I have the bathroom light on and the rest of the lights are turned off. Just trying to get in the mood.

Gabriela proceeds with a so-so covered blowjob and is still not taking her bottom off at this point. I try to touch her snatch and she moves away. Oh damn. Now I'm getting worried.

I tell her it's time to fuck and now she removes her bottom. Before she takes off her bottom, she turns off the bathroom light. Gulp! Now I'm beginning to suspect the worst. This is a typical TS pre-fuck move. I feel like I should bail out now, but I gotta keep my promise to all my fellow mongers who are anxiously awaiting this post. A mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do.

Gabriela keeps her snatch covered up, but I manage to see that her pussy is somewhat distorted. No twigs and berries, but a weird looking hairy pussy.

Gabriela mounts me and starts to fuck me. I'm having trouble getting hard because I start thinking about the Clubhombre thread. The same thought keeps repeating in my head, "I'm fucking a post-op TS. I'm fucking a post-op TS..." Her snatch feels normal at this time but it's damn hard to get a boner with this mantra racing through my head.

I tell Gabriela that I want to do it doggie style and she obliges. This should give me the best view of her genitals. Again, I don't see any twigs and berries. No franks and beans. None of that stuff.

I'm staring at her asshole as she sticks my dick in her pussy. I start to fuck her and my dick starts to hurt. Like it's going in at a wrong angle. This isn't a normal pussy. After ramming her for several minutes and feeling my dick bend and hurt, I realize that I AM FUCKING A POST-OP TS. A transexual who has had the operation and is technically a "female."

Ok, fine. I'm going to get my money's worth. I tell Gabriela to give me head to finish me off. She sucks me off without a condom and I blow my load in her mouth. She smiles and says, "I don't just do that for anyone."

I get dressed and leave. I make a mental note in my head, "Must hook up with Tania to save this trip and leave on a good note." I hooked up with Tania on Sunday night and met that goal.

I told you!

Bingo

Thanks for taking one for the team!!

I'll be in TJ the weekend of Feb 14th. I owe you a beer or two.

To be honest with you, IMHO she looks awful! She looks like a TS from the 70s. Everything on her looks fake and unreal. Looks like ass implants as well. Weird shaped legs.

Yeah, her tits were rock hard too. On the plus side, "she" does have a good attitude and was very friendly in the room.

When I asked her for her nationality she told me that she's part Colombian and some other races. I replied by telling her that's why she looked so "exotic." This got her curiosity up and she asked me what I meant by that comment. I think she suspected that I knew her secret at this point, but I played it off and didn't let on.

"A mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do." LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER..........
Cantinflas, you the man brother, you went into battle, and didn't back off, now thats being a true vetran of the sport.
Any other unusual details in your TS experience?
Like, how did she smell like?? Like Panocha? Or Huevos Rancheros??

The Masterater

Cantaflas

Your a better man than I am! (S)he approached me a couple of times last month, and I practically bolted! I try to make sure I am polite to everyone when engaging in my favorite sport, but I couldn't quite handle this one. You Da Man!

It wasn't such a bad experience. But I would have had a better time if I had never read the Clubhombre thread on this subject.

...so was it like fuck'n a hairy donut?

OK Gentlemen, time to put a quiet to the subject. I brought it up with my fav this afternoon. She assured me that Adelitas management has indeed assured themselves that the lady is all lady. From what I translated, they did a chromosone(sp) check, becuase they are not interested in any problems. She is very high volume, lots of enhancements, etc. She also has the other chicas a bit intimidated, because she is really fit. However, I do not think we should go with the thread, as it might do serious damage to one of our favorite business establishments. Unlike some other bars in the area, and (my fav assured me) lots of the bars on Revolution, AB management insists that their ladys are female.

SandyWhoIsHeadedBackDownRightNow!

Technically, she is a female. She's had her balls and penis removed. And I don't think this thread hurts AB's business. The management there is concerned with one thing...how many guys does a chica take to the room? Some of these girls have quotas and can't leave the place until they meet their quota. Gabriela doesn't have this problem.

I'm the only monger who actually took the plunge and boned her. Word-of-mouth from some hooker didn't cut it for me. I had to see for myself. And what I saw was a chick who didn't like to fuck in the missionary position (which would would have given me a good look at her snatch), turned off the lights before sex, wouldn't let me touch her snatch, and had two mounds of flesh protruding from her hairy snatch (as if this area was surgically cut and separated.)

So if anybody would like to take a second opinion, take Gabriela up to the room and report back with your findings.

These threads are all about getting the best value for your money and getting what you paid for. Or in this case, getting what you THINK you paid for.

Female or not, this Gabriela has returned and is hanging out with Raquel - Mexico City - Adelita Bar. I've seen them walking hand-in-hand and would not be surprised if they were dating.

Recalling the sex change debate, I tried to observe Gabriela more closely and would lean towards the all-female argument, however I do find Cantinflas descriptions a bit disturbing.