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By El Gato on Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 02:59 am:  Edit

Posts for Miami Bar

By Felixthecat78 on Friday, October 13, 2000 - 09:27 am:  Edit

Are there anyone decent left over at Miami, I heard the girls were suppose to be moving down to
La Tropa

By Aardvark on Friday, October 13, 2000 - 09:39 am:  Edit

There was a litle cutie there about 2 weeks ago named Lucille. Young, flaca, very long brown hair. She was wearing jeans and a black halter-type top and was dancing allot. She spoke very little English but when I had a polaroid taken (which she kept), her beauty in the photo (she had let her hair down) was astounding. I set something up with her for later but got shangaied by a CC chica and never made it back.

By Felixthecat78 on Friday, October 13, 2000 - 09:41 am:  Edit

I usually went to Miami real late, maybe i should go there a little earlie and see what talents they have, i did notice a few of the Miami girls working at La Tropa, interesting stuff

By Aardvark on Friday, October 13, 2000 - 01:56 pm:  Edit

I saw Lucille alittle after midnight and she said she was there until 3.

By Redongdo on Monday, November 06, 2000 - 04:03 pm:  Edit

I still have great hopes for Miami Club, it has a great layout and I find the waiters and bartenders friendly enough and not as pushy as the Tropical servers can be. One of the best waiters there is a skinny guy with long hair, speaks very good English and seems pretty straightforward...anyways whenever I see him I always make suggestions...the main one being they need to get better girls (and more) and the other suggestion I often make is they should offer the one ticket drink as an option like LC and CC do. To his credit he does discuss these things with the manager/bartender guy, in fact last Friday he actually brought him over in hopes of letting me buy the chica sitting with me a one fischa drink..didn't happen but I appreciated the effort.

Rather than just pass this place over or bop in and out I think if more of us made noise they'd improve the club a little and we'd have a nice option to AB/CC, especially on Fri and Sat nights when it's almost impossible to hang at the two main clubs.

One more sorta funny thing happened last Friday night, I was at a table with Shorts and Billypv was at a table with Hippie and What3ver. The skinny waiter guy brought over a styrofoam "tray" with a bunch of sliced jicama on it, great stuff..sweet like a fruit but I believe it's more of a tuber like a potato. Shorts, the chica sitting with Shorts and I dove right in but the other 3 guys wouldn't have anything to do with it! Looked a little weird I guess...but hey I survived. At first I thought the skinny waiter (anyone know his name? I hate when I do that!) was pulling a fruit plate scam ala Tropical, but he said it was "on him" or something cuz he felt bad about having to charge me for a two fischa drink.

By Billypv on Monday, November 06, 2000 - 04:43 pm:  Edit

Hey Redongdo, I kick myself for not trying the fruit! It actually look like cooked sliced potatoes with seasoning on it. Hell, I'm always up for something new, so next time I'll give it a try. Trust me, I love fruit! I've now got another "buddy", he's the kid with the fruit cart in the street in front of Tropical. All during the day and early evening I'd keep visiting him and damn near bought out all his watermelon!

By Redongdo on Monday, November 06, 2000 - 04:52 pm:  Edit

Hey Billypv,

I think it's actually in the potato family but it's really sweet...more like an apple in texture..a little tougher and fibrous maybe. Probably even good for you!

I saw your other post about the burgers from the cart in front of CC. In front of Tropical is another cart manned by Abraham...really cool guy that speaks good English and can tell you who else is around that night. His burgers, fries and hot dogs are right up there too.

By Felixthecat78 on Monday, November 06, 2000 - 05:28 pm:  Edit

For the guys who stay around Miami Bar, are there any decent women left at Miami, Can you give me some names and description, I was there last weekend and i didn;t see one girl that turned my head, any information would be appreciated

By Escaleras on Monday, November 06, 2000 - 06:27 pm:  Edit

Billy, I am the king of eating on the run in TJ. There are many carts all over the zona which I recommend. Burgers are best in front of CC and Trop. There is a great cart right before the alley as well. There is a great fries place on Niños Heroes. Great tacos are at Primo Taco including the suadero tacos. All my detailed reviews are on my site.

Lakers

By Ezgab on Monday, November 06, 2000 - 07:31 pm:  Edit

Felix78, Gabriella, who has been on a vacation for the last three months is now back. I bumped into her last week. She is looking better than ever.

By Felixthecat78 on Monday, November 06, 2000 - 09:09 pm:  Edit

Yeah i know of her, when i went there last weekend, she wasn;t there, she is about the only one huh, that is pretty pathetic for Miami

By Hippie on Monday, November 06, 2000 - 11:24 pm:  Edit

Luna is back at Miami - I saw her Sunday afternoon looking really hot. I was going to take her upstairs, but she asked for $100 and only came down to $80. She is fucking nuts if she thinks she is going to get that kind of money. By next weekend, I suspect she will have realized that she can no longer command HK prices, and/or have moved on to CC or AB.

By Rock on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 12:23 am:  Edit

You guys have to get out more often.........
heh heh.
You don't know or recognize Jicama? Well, go into your local grocery store and find it.
It's kind of light brown and flat onion shaped
It is usually sweet. You can also find it at many salad bars, all chopped up and is white in appearance.

Rock

By Redongdo on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 09:45 am:  Edit

Rock,

Or maybe you've been watching too many cooking shows on TV...that's where I first found out about the stuff. HAH!

Back to the Miami quandary, it's a real Catch-22 situation. When I made my recommendation to the Long haired waiter (gotta get his name) he said the problem with getting more/higher quality girls was when they check the place out there are few customers. Of course when the customers check the place out there are few girls. So there ya go. There are so many advantages to Miami, one of the main of course is the hotel they use, Cascadas is probably one of the best of the Zona dive hotels...certainly superior to Hotel Coahuila and the CC hotel. At Cascadas we also have one of the more "open door" policies that allows us to bring girls from several different clubs as well as street girls. When you pop into Miami for a quick beer, instead of heading out to one of the other clubs...at least let it be known what it would take for them to get more of your biz. I think the layout of the club is one of the best, you can cruise and do laps like at AB...sit in a "higher profile" area around the stage/dance floor or sit in a more private location where the music isn't so deafening. Plus you have two complete bars. Just tell 'em you like the bar (I always open up a suggestion with a compliment) but they need more/nicer girls and the option of one fisha drinks.

By Curious on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 12:28 pm:  Edit

Red:

What kinda of fisha douse youse want? Trout? Salmon? Halibut?

Just
Curious

By Rock on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 05:04 pm:  Edit

Red, actually I worked the produce department for a large grocery store chain here in LA for 7 years.

I am very picky about my fruits and vegetables

Rock

By Felixthecat78 on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 05:13 pm:  Edit

Geez i am so glad you guys are so into your produce and fruits, can we now go back to the topic at hand, lol

By Redongdo on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 08:03 pm:  Edit

Curious,

HAH!! Sounda leetle feeshy to me!

By Ritmo on Monday, November 27, 2000 - 02:21 pm:  Edit

Brothers,
Had a GREAT time in the ol' Miami over the weekend with a girl who will remain unnamed 'cause she's too good to share even with my brothers! (like y'all ain't already sharin' her! a girl this hot and this friendly must be doin' a good business already) But the club was cookin' both nights, plenty of hot girls, music was good, my new fave and me got plenty smashed both nights and danced like fools and then she rocked my world for me, total GFE, let me do some 'intimate photography' for my collection (I'm an artist, ya see...sacrificing for my work and all). As long as she is there, I am going to make Miami a more important part of all zona trips. May be back for the NEXT holiday, which my calendar tells me is comin' up NEXT MONTH! YESSSSSS!!!

By Cityog on Monday, November 27, 2000 - 10:04 pm:  Edit

Ritmo send me an email at cityog@yahoo.com I have a couple of questions about this chica. It sounds like somebody I met this past Tuesday night.

By Milkman on Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 03:48 pm:  Edit

hi ritmo

what you saying is == go to the new clothing store at the mall - they have 50 off some clothes - but i won't tell you which ones.
now what do you think will happen ???
everybody will go there to find out right ?
if she is too good to share ( not counting the 50+ guys she does a week ) why even mention it ?

i wouldn't
i like miami club - its what a tj club should be like - loud mexican music and hot mexican girls- not barbi doll types like adelitas or cc club.

just my imput
take care and have fun

milkman

By Ritmo on Friday, December 01, 2000 - 03:54 pm:  Edit

Brother MM,
Yeah, I see what you're sayin', but I mentioned it basically just to put a plug in for the bar (which don't get talked about all that much here, and should get more attention from our fellow mongers IMO)--everybody's usually so busy talkin' 'bout AB and CC that Miami gets little play, and I think this limits the opportunities newbies have to see what's hot and what's not down there. Plus, I just love that bar, as you apparently do too. Great waiters, great music, great chicas, great atmosphere. It is one of my favorite clubs in TJ. And anyway, there's enough hotties in Miami that I'm not all that worried about sparking a gringo run on my new favorita--moreover, she speaks zero English, so it's gonna take the rare gringo fellow monger to search her out and get her to the place Brother Ritmo had her in the other weekend! HA!

By Milkman on Friday, December 01, 2000 - 09:04 pm:  Edit

hi ritmo

i don't go the bars often - well i never really had yet.
i stay away from adelitas and cc bar .
i go to the other side bars - i like em better - mostly i dance and buy a chica some drinks and have fun.

i have a girl i have been dating now for about 3 months in tj - she is hot and has an amazing body and i also see off and on 2 other chicas
all non club girls in case you were wondering.

i have only had sex with 3 club girls
funny thing because the way things should go my next session should be the best.

first girl - ok looking & good body with a few tatoos ( turn on for me )
very nice to me while at the bar - i danced with her and bought her about 4 drinks then went upstairs - no bj - ok sex no kissing at first then we got into kissing - rating 4 out of 10
was nice during the sex too - i still see her at one of the clubs , its been 5 months since i did her ( i havent bought her drinks again ) and she is still very nice to me .

the second girl is a cutie very young 18 and has just an ok body ( latina hips and butt ) but a little cute girl face got to me.
same story i bought her about 5 drinks - we danced - went upstairs
no bj - decent sex and mucho kisses
rating about a 5

the next girl - i saw at a club and knew she had to be just 18 - i asked the waiter how old she was and he told me she was brand new - this was her first week and she was only 18
i took a good look at her and was in love.
but i just danced with a few other girls and stuff and as i was leaving the club she came up to me with another girl and started to pinch my ass - so i went back into the club and bought her 3 drinks and went upstairs with her.


i am still a young guy 28 and my last girlfriend was p.r. and amazing & bisexual - so i had a lot of good sex in my years with her ( 6 in all , we just broke up 6 months ago)
and let me tell you this club girl , brand new and all - was one of the best sex sessions i have ever had with a girl!!!
she did it all and let me cum in her mouth too !!!
i gave her a 20 dollar tip too -
i still see her once in a while and she smiles at me but i havent gone back to her .
she was awesome - the only drawback is she had a terrible - c section done


i might go tonight - not sure i hate the weekend in tj



take care
milkman

By Ritmo on Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 04:35 pm:  Edit

Brother MM,
Wish I could come down this weekend--I'd buy you a beer over at Miami and show you my new girlfriend! Unfortunately, I won't be back in the zona for a few months now, it seems.

By Salsa_Boy on Monday, December 11, 2000 - 03:17 pm:  Edit

Does the Miami club have anything like a "Hottie Central?" What about pricing? Are they cheaper than AB or CC?

By Erip on Monday, December 11, 2000 - 04:38 pm:  Edit

Don't know about an HC equivalent, but it always seems to me that the best lookers at Miami under the current conditions (conditions have been "fluid" since the demise of HK), tend to station themselves in the most inaccessible location - right at the bar...just as the CC ice princesses used to accumulate in the alcove (conditions are fluid at CC right now too)..out of the sight lines for most in the club. HC at AB is just the opposite of course - it's the most effective market stall in the club.

By Aardvark on Monday, December 11, 2000 - 04:50 pm:  Edit

On my last few trips down to TJ and into Miami, the best looking chicas by far have all been on the dance floor just enjoying themselves. On my last venture into there, there was a real young cutie just dancing away with a (seemingly) local and after working up a nice light sheen of sweat, she just sat down by herself (at the far end of the bar close to the banos). I couldn't believe my luck and immediately approached her for some company.

By Tjhombre on Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 01:01 pm:  Edit

Arleth of Miami/HK moved to Adelita Bar(both the chica and the topic).

By The Senator on Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 03:55 pm:  Edit

Went to Miami Bar on Friday evening 12/29/00. Usually I just cruise through, but this time Mr. Shadow and I decided to take a seat to see what develops. Selection was poor, but we had no trouble hooking up with a couple of chicas that caught our eye. The number of venders and sales pitches from the waiters was down right embarrassing. I was turning away people selling flowers, gum, hats, etc., about every 30 seconds. One of the waiters even brought us drinks we didn't order. We paid for them just to avoid a scene and decided not to let him try that again. He didn't. I like the more relaxed atmosphere in AB much better.

The Senator

By The Senator on Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 03:57 pm:  Edit

...and YES, I will go back there anyway because the chica I met there really turned me on.

By Cityog on Monday, January 08, 2001 - 03:05 pm:  Edit

I think you guys missed Valentino because you guys were at Miami instead of AB. Something told me you would get a nut before the end of the year.
In November I met a girl name Anna, she is a night dancer. This girl had a nice body and a great ass, I wasn't looking to go upstairs so I tried to set her up with my friend but she insisted on having me instead. Next thing I know am tearing her clothes off and banging her. I could not beleive that she let me go greek on her, I ended up with a shot on the chiches. I have tried calling her but I had no luck.

By the way Crazy-Pinoy, El Guerro and myself will be arriving in TJ on the morning of the 16th to celebrate my B-Day, unfortunately Valentino won't be there. This days is occupied with some library chick.

By The Senator on Monday, January 08, 2001 - 05:21 pm:  Edit

Cityog, etc...

We'll try our best to "help" you celebrate. Can you say, "Sucky/Fucky?"

The Senator & Mr. Shadow

By Valentino on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 12:23 pm:  Edit

Hey guys,
Yup from now on Ive got two extra side kicks.
Which means I wont be going to Tj beacuse Ill be busy hooking up with these two. One is a nice Tanya look alike,SENATOR SHADOW you saw the pictures, and the other is a better looking version of Viviana or maybe even Marleen. So have fun and be safe Ill keep you guys posted.

Valentino

Ohhh I almost forgot dont be fooled by Cityog he continually has B-days to celebrate. :)

By Shadow on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 03:38 pm:  Edit

Valentino

"I wont be going to Tj beacuse Ill be busy hooking up with these two"

Yeah yeah yeah, I'll see you down there next month!

By Cityog on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 03:57 pm:  Edit

Yeah yeah, he is already preparing for next month. Don't let the innocent look fool you, he is an Aneemal, aneemal!!!!!!!!

By Valentino on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 08:21 am:  Edit

Come on guys,
Cut me some slack. I know it will be hard for you guys to party without me but please let me do what I got to do. Its one of those life time expiriences I'm going through so cheer for me!
BTW, SFOG has seen both of them and from the looks of his grining expression he's a little jealous. :)

Valentino

By Curious on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 05:05 pm:  Edit

I figure SOMEBODY somewhere has a birthday we can celibrate each and every day!!

By Shadow on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 09:06 am:  Edit

Cityog & Senator

Valentino has given up the habit? - RIGHT!!!

And he reads this board for the literary content, I suppose!

Hey, when are we getting together for brews?

By Horndog on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 01:23 pm:  Edit

ok, i was there on the 14th, real busy, i danced with a couple of girls, they were really nice, very attractive, young, different types...real cool place..Tip a chica a buck for a dance...Now.....how does the extras work? Do they have rooms upstairs? What is the cost for fs? Do most of the dancers work for extras? I asked two real young pretty ones, but they just kept shaking their head..My friend danced with this tiny, little latina, about 25, and she was hounding him about full service..What gives?

By Erip on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 02:55 pm:  Edit

That's the way it is at Miami, some girls do, some don't. Some of the waiters will be happy to help you identify the sex workers in the group - they know which chicas go upstairs. My personal experience is that the girls who dance constantly with customers generally do not go upstairs "at large" (they may have a regular or two who they accomodate) - they are primarily making their living from dollar dances and fechas. Some of the chicas who decline if you ask them right off the mark, may say yes after you buy them a drink or two and get to know you - but don't let them drain your wallet buying drinks all night and dangling fuzzy promises to go later. If you are anxious to get upstairs, cut out early in the game and move on to the next candidate...or just move on to AB where every girl is a sure thing. Sometimes, it's just too much work and uncertainty when you step off the gringo trail.

Miami chicas use the Cascadas Hotel next door, and prices are negotiable within the same general range as the other zona clubs ($30-50). Btw, if you plan to do multiple chicas out of Miami and/or Las Chevales, get your own room at Cascadas - you will save money and you won't get a knock in 30 minutes or less.

By Explorer8939 on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 04:41 pm:  Edit

I get a bad vibe from Miami lately, as if many of the chicas are connected to guys living off the drug trade. Maybe its the expensive leather jackets that some of the chicas wear.

By Diego on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:01 am:  Edit

"lately?" Shit, man, I'd say at least 75% of the chicks in the ZN bars are either connected, or would like to be connected. In some bars it is close to %100(Chavelas, Pelicano) - in others it is more like 50%. Remember, there are no "good girls" in the ZN.

By Specific on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 02:35 am:  Edit

Diego
Drugs are a fact of life in the zona.I wish I could find just one that hasn't been involved with them.Every time I start to get close to a girl from the zona drugs get in the picture.

By Redongdo on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 09:01 am:  Edit

Specific,

I think Diego already knows that, you should have directed your response to Explorer.

But anyways........yep I think the presence is a lot stronger than the guys here want to admit...even the "good" girls...I've been "surprised" more than once by a girl pulling out a glass pipe and either offering to share or asking me to contribute (more common). The club with the lowest percentage is probably AB, where the figure might be closer to that 50% guess, and why I always seem to find myself back there.

By Erip on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 10:00 am:  Edit

All the chicas who have infiltrated AB over the last year from HK and CC have probably raised the percentages in that place - my guess is they've probably spread their chemical good cheer to many of their previously pristine coworkers. My guess is also around 50%...but would have been much lower a couple of years ago. I assumed the same migratory patterns had reduced drug presence at Miami.

Diego, btw, since you mentioned El Pelicano - have you been back there recently? I had a couple of good times there a few months ago - then the talent just dried up (plus stories of a bust related to the on-premises sex operation). Any recovery here recently, or does it still suck?

By Diego on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 01:22 pm:  Edit

Erip;

Pelicano has been really dead lately. It looks like the only reason they got as popular as they were was because of the sleaze factor. Once a damper was put on that, they were fucked.

I suppose we will just have to take our sleaze back to Isis/Unicorn, for the time being.


Specific;

Yes, most of these chicks treat their work just like anybody else treats their work - and so they don't go in high to work(although many of them still do!). However, when they get home, or take days off, it is a whole different story.

By Specific on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 06:35 pm:  Edit

Diego
I agree,it is only after they get to know me and they feel sort of secure that they ask me if I would mind if they do some coke or crystal tonight.They might have done it in the bathroom the first time I spend time with them outside the zona and I didn't really notice.It seems they know that I am starting to like them so they want to like me and the drugs will make it easier for them to really enjoy themselves.Maybe they really do need drugs to enjoy a night with me but more likely they need drugs to enjoy anything.Work is work and most do not indulge at work.I try not to ask the ones that are on drugs to do allnighters with me but I am not good at knowing at a glance if they are using or not.Anyway it seems on the second or third night they always pop the question and then they must be gone.

By Talachero on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 08:40 pm:  Edit

Question: If your caught with a chica that has drugs on her and your just partying with her, but not doing any drugs.can the policia involve you and send you to some mexican slimehole dungeon??

By Felixthecat78 on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 08:55 pm:  Edit

hell yes, because they want ya money, guilty till you come up with the cash