As a newbie, you gotta choose plan 'A' to get laid:
1. Park your car on U.S side, $7.
2. Cross the border following people.
3. Take a taxicab, $5 or $6. Say "Adelitas por favor".
4. Taxi will drop you either right at AB's front door or by street intersection, 20 yards from AB, 20 yards from CC.
5. Stick to AB and CC as you get acclimated with ZN.
6. Be patient picking chicas, if you don't speak Spanish, try to find an English speaking chicas, over 50% of chicas do speak English.
7. Now it's up to you, some guys like to negotiate everything, $ and services. I negotiate nothing unless I find chica not to my taste lookwise then I bargain her down $.
8. Usually AB chica between $30 to $60, CC chica $30 to $60, hotel gets $10 for 30 mn session, $1 for tipping cleaning boy.
9. If at AB after giving clerk $10, say "Dos toallas por favor", otherwise you get only one towel.
If at CC after giving clerk $10, follow the girl until midway through the hall, ask cleaning boy "Una Toalla por favor"
Sometimes AB clerk will be in a bad mood especially on weekend and you'll need $1 for your extra towel.
10. Don't forget to bring flavored condoms for covered bj, chocolate and strawberry being flavors of choice. Bring your favorite brand for sex.
11. As a newbie, expect to get 1/2 and 1/2. If you are experienced, you can kiss the chica or go down on her but usually it takes experience to know what is available and what is off limit. You can always ask though.
12. Walk the street between AB and CC.
13. On the way back, pick taxi in front of AB or CC.
14. At the taxi stand, walk over bridge then cross road, avoid being run over, then walk across U.S. border, saying "U.S. citizen"
15. Bring only cash, no plastic, and one id (like driver license)
16. Have fun and treat chicas right as they are human beings whether nice chicas or real bitches.
17. If everything goes right, thank board members by posting a report or some chica reviews under thread discussions.

"6. Be patient picking chicas, if you don't speak Spanish, try to find an English speaking chicas, over 50% of chicas do speak English."

At AB all you have to do is stand still and look stupid for five minutes and Angela or Alva will pounce. They speak perfect English.

"10. Don't forget to bring flavored condoms for covered bj, chocolate and strawberry being flavors of choice. Bring your favorite brand for sex. "

On our last trip, The Senator and I noticed that AB was giving out a higher quality rubber with the towel. I ended up tossing the rubbers I brought.

"11. As a newbie, expect to get 1/2 and 1/2. If you are experienced, you can kiss the chica or go down on her but usually it takes experience to know what is available and what is off limit. You can always ask though."

Ahhh the good old days when we could just point a newby in the general direction of Tanya or Samantha! It's amazing how fast things change!


"16. Have fun and treat chicas right as they are human beings whether nice chicas or real bitches. "

The best advice you'll get!

My buddy and I went down to TJ last monday,3-8-04, we parked on US side, walked across border and took a $7 taxi ride direct to Adelitas. It was about 2:30pm. I walked past the red velvet curtains and the place was rockin! We had a blast. I popped twice in a 4 hour period. The first girl was a 4 on a 10 scale. The second girl was a 9 and could be a stunt double for Sandra Bullock! She was hot. I daty, she gave me a great cbj, and we fucked doggy for 25 minutes.It was $60 per girl. All in all it was a great visit for a newbie. I will be back. I need to try out Nogales first though!

ALWAYS counter a $60 with a $40. They will almost ALWAYS accept. They can spot a newbie a mile away and know that they can get the extra $20 so don't be shy, say $40.00, they will go -especially on a Monday. It's the weekend nights when things get a little tougher to negotiate. With so many swinging dicks to choose from, finding someone horney enough to pay 60 or even 80 is no problem, especially if the place is packed with newbies.