(from the 9/14/00 archive originally posted by Jarocho)

Actually I see his quiz as dos and donts down in la zona (my answers are in "()"). "I have heard of some amazing TJ experiences. Some I'd like to do myself, some are nightmares, but anyway… How about a little (well, maybe not LITTLE) quiz to see how your experiences compare?

Remember, there are no right or wrong answers! Well, except to the one about showing the chica redsnake/irc… Have YOU ever…

1) Gone to TJ and not gotten laid? (Yes my first time there.)
2) Gone more than 3 times in a week? (Nope, can't afford it)
3) Gone to TJ more than 5 times in a week? (no)
4) Gone 7 days in a row or more? (no)
5) Gone home and went BACK to TJ on the same day/night (no, but thought about it).
6) Been hassled by the police in the street? (not yet)
7) Been hassled by the police while driving? (one time, no tickets ).
8) Been shaken down for money by a TJ cop? (almost)
9) Been to the TJ police station? (I hope not)
10) Been to jail in TJ? (not unless the old segury guy outside AB pisses me off again)
11) Bribed a friend's way out of jail in TJ? (what friend?)
12) Done 3 or more girls in a day/night? (I'm a stud, I've done 4...1 non-pro, 2 AB, 1 SG, and 1 TB...all niter).
13) Taken the same girl upstairs more than once in the same day? (We walked down to get some more food and back up we went again).
14) Done an all-nighter? (see 12).
15) Gotten a freebie short-time session? (working on it).
16) Gotten a freebie all-nighter? (yes, shouldn't I've be getting 15 before 16?)
17) Had the chica pay for the room for your freebie? (Not in this life time).
18) Had a chica go to YOUR place in the US? (no papeles)
19) Had a chica go to YOUR place in the US for a freebie? (see 16 who wanted, but see 18 too see why not).
20) Had dinner with a chica? (dinner and breakfast and lunch and ...).
21) Had dinner with a chica outside the Zona? (Tacos Mexico count right?).
22) Paid a chica to go to dinner with you? (Yes see 16)
23) Had a chica buy YOU dinner? (I paid breakfast she paid lunch --> yes )
24) Had a chica MAKE you dinner? (She was a wonderful puta, but she couldn't cook worth shit).
25) Done a chica from Revolucion clubs? (Last Thursday sept...arriva senor frogs)
26) Had a gender bender or POSSIBLE gender bender from Rev. clubs? (I'm a tvphobic)
27) Done a chica NOT from HK, CC, AB, Tropical or the streets? (sounds like question 25)
28) Done a New York/Manhattan chica? (where are those places?...ok, too much of a walk)
29) Had a chica do drugs while with you? (Cigarretes have n number chemicals in them).
30) Done drugs with a chica? (I don't smoke)
31) Bought a chica drugs? (Couldn't find the guy selling them...jk).
32) Had a chica drink with you without a 'ficha' (normal priced, full size drink)? (No in the zone)
33) Got a chica's phone number? (a few)
34) Called a chica? (a couple)
35) Spoken with a guy that answered chica's phone? (was that him?..again jk).

More comming soon....he has about 121 questions.

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(from the 9/14/00 archive originally posted by Jarocho)

Since no one is posting anything, I might as well give to you a few more laughs. Here's are a few more questions (my answers in the LAST "()" of each question)...

36) Spoken with a child that answered chica's phone? (two at the same time on a 3-way call..jk)
37) Had a chica give you a phony phone number? (u bet your ass)
38) Had a chica call you COLLECT? (I don't give out my number)
39) Had a chica call you on her dime? (see 38)
40) Gotten a chica's home address? (Yes, but never visited)
41) Written a letter/postcard to a chica? (nope, whatever I have to say I say it in person)
42) Had a chica write YOU a letter/postcard (write me what?)
43) Corresponded by email with a chica? (I don't think she knew computers existed)
44) Talked to the chica about the internet? (Too busy trying to bone her)
45) Talked to a chica about Redsnake or #aspt on irc? (MUY MALO!!!) (see 44)
46) Screwed a chica without a condom? (on my finger )
47) Came inside a chica without a condom? (her mouth?)
48) Fucked a chica on her period (that's sick)
49) Fucked a chica BAREBACK on her period? (DUMBASS!!!) (que cochino!!)
50) Gotten a chica pregnant? (by shooting sperm in her eye?)
51) Gotten a chica an abortion? (instant PHD!!!) (damn! I wanted this one)
52) Had anal sex w/ a chica? (No prefiero panocha)
53) Paid extra for anal sex? (buttman you did)
54) Fisted a chica? (yeah, but my hand is so small she thought it was my finger)
55) Fisted a chica on her period??? (Instant PERVERT status!) (another one scapes me)
56) Sucked milk from a lactating chica? (got milk?)
57) Knowingly done an underage chica? (I'm close to it)
58) Done a SUSPECTEDLY underage chica? (maybe)
59) GOT EXTRA EXCITED by doing an underage chica? (I will)
60) Done a deaf chica? (I thought it was the language barrier)
61) Done a handicapped chica? (in the handicap restroom?)
62) Done a crosseyed/fucked-up-eyed chica? (I thought she was looking out for the police)
63) Done a 40+ year old chica? (Do they exist?)
64) Done a chica over 200 lbs? (Cual Gorda?)
65) Done a chica under 5 feet tall? (with or without her shoes?)
66) Told a chica you loved her? (hell no!!)
67) Had a chica tell YOU she loved YOU? (hell yeah!!)
68) BELIEVED a chica when she told you she loved you? (ummh...not after 15 mins of screwing her)
69) Had a chica tell you she HATED you? (I only get love ...ha!) (She said it twice)
70) Had a drink poured on you by a chica? (thought it was an accident)
71) Been hit by a chica in anger? (thought it was her twisted way of saying "TE AMO!")
72) Met a chica's family? (her children count?)
73) Met a chica's HUSBAND? (which one?)
74) Been to a chica's cuarto? (was afraid of her husband ---> no)
75) Been to a chica's home? (not quite yet)
76) Slept over at a chica's home? (see 75)

I thought Porker or someone else created a similiar quiz/poll on Redsnake? My answers...

1) Gone to TJ and not gotten laid? (Yes)
2) Gone more than 3 times in a week? (Yes, only when staying in SD)
3) Gone to TJ more than 5 times in a week? (no)
4) Gone 7 days in a row or more? (no)
5) Gone home and went BACK to TJ on the same day/night (no)
6) Been hassled by the police in the street? (not yet)
7) Been hassled by the police while driving? (not yet)
8) Been shaken down for money by a TJ cop? (not yet)
9) Been to the TJ police station? (I hope not)
10) Been to jail in TJ? (not yet)
11) Bribed a friend's way out of jail in TJ? (not yet)
12) Done 3 or more girls in a day/night? (yes, several times)
13) Taken the same girl upstairs more than once in the same day? (yes, several times)
14) Done an all-nighter? (see 12)
15) Gotten a freebie short-time session? (see 12)
16) Gotten a freebie all-nighter? (yes, several times)
17) Had the chica pay for the room for your freebie? (Not in this life time)
18) Had a chica go to YOUR place in the US? (no papeles)
19) Had a chica go to YOUR place in the US for a freebie? (see 16 who wanted, but see 18 too see why not)
20) Had dinner with a chica? (dinner and breakfast and lunch and ...)
21) Had dinner with a chica outside the Zona? (yes, several times)
22) Paid a chica to go to dinner with you? (no)
23) Had a chica buy YOU dinner? (no)
24) Had a chica MAKE you dinner? (not yet)
25) Done a chica from Revolucion clubs? (yes, many times)
26) Had a gender bender or POSSIBLE gender bender from Rev. clubs? (no)
27) Done a chica NOT from HK, CC, AB, Tropical or the streets? (yes)
28) Done a New York/Manhattan chica? (no)
29) Had a chica do drugs while with you? (no)
30) Done drugs with a chica? (no)
31) Bought a chica drugs? (no)
32) Had a chica drink with you without a 'ficha' (normal priced, full size drink)? (Not in the zona)
33) Got a chica's phone number? (a few)
34) Called a chica? (a couple)
35) Spoken with a guy that answered chica's phone? (yes)
36) Spoken with a child that answered chica's phone? (yes)
37) Had a chica give you a phony phone number? (not yet)
38) Had a chica call you COLLECT? (no)
39) Had a chica call you on her dime? (see 38)
40) Gotten a chica's home address? (Yes)
41) Written a letter/postcard to a chica? (yes, several times)
42) Had a chica write YOU a letter/postcard (yes, several times)
43) Corresponded by email with a chica? (not yet)
44) Talked to the chica about the internet? (mentioned briefly)
45) Talked to a chica about Redsnake or #aspt on irc? (never)
46) Screwed a chica without a condom? (I plead the 5th)
47) Came inside a chica without a condom? (see 46)
48) Fucked a chica on her period? (no)
49) Fucked a chica BAREBACK on her period? (no)
50) Gotten a chica pregnant? (I plead the 5th, again)
51) Gotten a chica an abortion? (see 50)
52) Had anal sex w/ a chica? (No, although one has offered it...gratis)
53) Paid extra for anal sex? (no)
54) Fisted a chica? (I'm not Max Hardcore)
55) Fisted a chica on her period??? (see 54)
56) Sucked milk from a lactating chica? (no)
57) Knowingly done an underage chica? (no, the easiest method for getting into A LOT trouble)
58) Done a SUSPECTEDLY underage chica? (no)
59) GOT EXTRA EXCITED by doing an underage chica? (no)
60) Done a deaf chica? (no)
61) Done a handicapped chica? (no)
62) Done a crosseyed/fucked-up-eyed chica? (no)
63) Done a 40+ year old chica? (Didn't I say something about the 5th Amendment?)
64) Done a chica over 200 lbs? (no)
65) Done a chica under 5 feet tall? (with or without her shoes?)
66) Told a chica you loved her? (yes)
67) Had a chica tell YOU she loved YOU? (hell yeah!!)
68) BELIEVED a chica when she told you she loved you? (yes)
69) Had a chica tell you she HATED you? (no)
70) Had a drink poured on you by a chica? (no)
71) Been hit by a chica in anger? (in anger, no)
72) Met a chica's family? (no)
73) Met a chica's HUSBAND? (no)
74) Been to a chica's cuarto? (yes)
75) Been to a chica's home? (yes)
76) Slept over at a chica's home? (see 75)

For the record books w/out fanfare or explanations: 1y 2y 3y 4y 5y 6y 67y 8y 9n 10 n 11n 12 y 13 y 14y 15n 16n 17n 18n 19n 20y 21y 22n 23n 24n 25n 26n 27y 28n 29n 30n 31n 32y 33y 34y 34n 35n 36n 37n 38n 39n 40n 41n 42n 43n 44n 45n 46y 47 n 48n 49n 50n 51n 52y 53y 54n 55n 56y 57n 58y 59y 60n 61y 62y63y 64n 65y 66y 67y 68n 69 y 70n 71y 72 y 73n 74n 75n where are the other 51 questions?