Trip Report - Friday, 2-14-2003 through Monday, 2-17-2003
Señor Pauncho Knocks 'em Dead (OK, just "almost" unconscious)

Friday - Valentine's Day

Went to Hotel Imperial and checked in, dumping off all of my stuff.

Went to Club Lapdance - gave See's candy (1/2 lb) to beautiful (pissing off her sister "Sexy", who has the angry boyfriend) and left a massive box of Mrs. Fields Chocolates for "Sis" (The older sister of "LLD" [Lady Lapdance]"). I'm not kissing LLD's tits anymore because the new mesero (her brother) looks a little mean. "Sexy" is really upset because I've been avoiding her. She told me I was absolutely invited to her son's birthday in April.

Went across town and visited "L" (of the "$125 kiss") taking a bag of stuff for the kids, 1 lb of See's candy, and a small plush figure ("love elephant"), and a Valentine's Day card that had more of a "friendship" theme (in english) and my translation.

Returned to centro and went to Bar El Fracaso.

It was really crowded. I passed out candy (cheap stuff from Walmart) to my "most favorites" and "Heart Theme" lollipops (from Costco - box of 20) to other acquaintances (girls I'd like to do when I have time).

I also took some coloring books & crayolas to Sara #1. It was so crowded that I think I managed to do this without "O" (My #1 favorite) seeing me.

I returned to my hotel and got a big bag full of stuff for "O" and took it to El Fracaso. I asked her if she wanted me to give it to her in a nearby restaurant, but she wanted it in the bar.

So we found a seat & I pulled out the card ("I love you more than peanut butter, cause I'm stuck on you (etc.)...."). Then out came the See's candy. (Like many mexicans, See's candy does not impress her at all.) Then the underwear, then the plush toy (big bear).

She often ducks her head when she's embarrassed, so I didn't catch on to what was happening. Her friends kept fanning her face - turns out she was swooning and damn near fainted (also a tear or two). A bit later she told me to check my zipper - OOPS. I'll never know if she was overcome by emotion because:

I touched her heart

My fly was open

The girls saw my dick (if they did) (which is amazingly small when soft -
it might have been why they were laughing)

She really got off on the "I love you more than peanut butter ..."

We went to the room for an hour and a half ($60). I was too tired to be interested in sex, so I asked her how I could be good to her. She told me "Do what you always do" so I did. We keep improving slowly. The "snap your fingers" technique in the "How to DATY" thread worked quite well for us, once I finally found her "G" spot.

I was so tired that I promised her I would return to the bar, but fell asleep instead.

Saturday

Got up and bathed & shaved, had breakfast, and met "L" at the end of her shift at 9:00 AM. She's in hotel work ("¿ Vamos a hotel ?"). As this is the second time I've met her at work, I'm starting to get "That fat gringo's a pimp ?" looks from her coworkers.

We went to her house (She's got a car), and prepared to go to the park. On the way, I saw a circus sign, so our plans got modified. First the park, then the circus.

The park

2 x $1= $ 2 - Kites
2 x $3= $ 6 - Roasted chicken to go
$ 8 - Cokes & stuff at Calimax
The circus

4x $3 = $12 Tickets
2x $2 = $ 4 Popcorn
4x $2 = $ 8 Sodas
3x $2 = $ 6 Light sticks
3x $2 = $ 6 Banners
$10 Photo shoot - Spider man
$10 Photo shoot - Sponge Bob
$15 Gasoline for her car

$87 Total

One brief, (very) tender kiss on the lips - priceless.
After having been a customer in year 2000,
a weekend boyfriend in 2001 (she only worked weekdays and didn't tell me),
we are now just good friends. I don't "help" her, she doesn't screw me. And we both dote on her kids. (Of course I always pay for everything when we are going out.)

The circus was VERY mickeymouse, at a level of sophistication, that only a 7 year-old & a 3 year-old could enjoy (and it was their first circus), but you should have seen their smiles.

Afterwards, we went back to her house and I fell asleep on her couch for an hour or so. When I awakened, we made a date for next Saturday and I left.

Returned to centro and visited Club Lapdance - "Sis" greeted me with the warmest hug I've gotten in a couple of years (warmth is not one of her noticeable characteristics). Seems her boyfriend (and father of her child) had gotten her a few flowers, but spent the day with his wife instead. She felt appreciated !

This fits my "Lesser Asshole" theory (Chica Psychology Thread #34B)

Spent a little time at Bar El Fracaso, then took a walk around the block for some air. Leaning out the door at Bar Zonazacapan was "R", the former "La Paloma" (lapdance ticket writer at Club LapDance). As her back was always my very favorite to rub, I just had to join her.

She had been obviously drinking a good bit, and my hopes were high. One of the high points of the evening was a couple on the floor near the juke box. I couldn't tell if they were dry-fucking or had actually unzipped something, but they were certainly making humping motions. We closed down the place and went to Bar Valentina in the "alley".

I had invested about a dozen beers in her. We closed down Bar Valentina and she said she wanted to get some sleep. We ended up sleeping in our clothes in my room from 7:00 AM on. No sex. And I couldn't get rid of her until 6:00 PM when she got hungry. We went out to dinner and then she left.

This isn't as bad as it sounds, we are friends. But I was disappointed, and couldn't knock off a "nooner" due to her presence in my room.

Went to bar El Fracaso - I wasn't in the mood to do my #1 Favorita ("O"), so I connected with "A".

Back a while, I used to leave with the girls, LATER ON, I'd leave first and have them follow me in a couple of minutes. But this time, I gave her the key, then followed her. Afterwards, I danced with all of my regular girls, but danced twice as much with "O".

Went back to my hotel to sleep.

Monday, bathed, ate, picked up my new shoes (custom made - $1,200 pesos), bought & dropped off with a friend - some spanish Pokemon videos.

Returned to Bar El Fracaso, danced with mi nieta ("O" was "occupied" at the hotel). About 45 minutes later, "O" came back and we danced out my last 2 dollars. She said "I love you more than peanut butter...."


I told her that "I miss you already". She said "It's just until Wednesday" (her birthday) I returned to San Diego & sanity. Don't ask me where it went, but I managed to blow 600 bucks. I'm thinking about cutting back........
(Yeh, right...)

Pauncho

As always I enjoy reading the continuing saga of "SrPauncho". I was in TJ Saturday and Monday. I saw a crazy dressed gringo and I thought "could that be Pauncho?".

Well maybe one day I'll run into you in "Clublapdance" or "Fracaso" and buy you a drink or two.

I did meet "Daytimer" that weekend.
I forgot & left it out.