Last night was so outstanding for me and my buddy in the zona that I just had to do a trip report today. This is the first trip to TJ where I've been able to take advantage of the upgraded hombre account and let me just say that upgrading is one decision I'm glad I made. Normally my friend and I make the 2 hour drive down there, usually on a friday or saturday night, spend about 60-90 minutes in the zona, and then drive back home. We're like TJ commandos: sneak in, complete the mission, and sneak back out. Normally that doesn't make for a great trip report but I figured I'd try it anyway.

Heading to TJ for the 15th time ever was a little different this time. My friend was alseep in the passenger seat after having to work a different shift than normal, and I was mentally studying the ZRG gallery from club hombre. Since she had come highly recommended to me by another member of the Club Hombre community, my target was Clara de Vera Cruz. My friend is SUPER picky and has only been with 3 different chicas in his 13 trips south (and he only liked 2 of them) so I was hoping that the 2 he liked would be there. He doesn't want to try anything new because he doesn't want it to turn out bad, since he's seen me play the guessing game and come downstairs unhappy so many times. I felt this time would be different, however, and we were both going to have a good time for a change.

About a month ago we went to Adelitas and I had a miserable time, I was going to go up with a girl named Lorena, but my friend's usual (Candie) wasn't there and the ONLY girl in Adelitas he was attracted to was Lorena. Knowing how picky he can be, I let him go up with her rather than taking her myself. None of the girls I had been up with before (and liked) were there that night and I had to try someone new again. I wound up going up with Jacqueline de GDL and let me just say I hated it. I wanted this time up to make up for the Jacqueline fiasco, but I wanted my friend to have a good time as well.

We pulled up to the border and did our usual routine: once in the cab we had the driver take us to Chicago Club. We go there first for several reasons: 1. usually we don't like the girls there quite as well as Adelitas, so we doa quick scan just in case there is something there we're interested in and 2. because we usually have to go to the bathroom when we get to the border and it's easier to get to in Chicago Club at that time of night. Last night there was actually a decent selection of girls in there, but this time, unlike last time, I knew what I wanted and it was in Adelitas, and he was hoping to find Candie or Lorena and they are both at AB as well.

So we walked over to AB, passed through the curtain and he headed back to where Candie normally is while I perused the tip of hottie central. I was looking for a short girl with angular features and big ol boobies. I saw a girl standing where Clara should be who was shorter than most around her, but not as short as I pictured, I looked down and she had 2 inch platforms on with 6 inch heels. Bingo. She was wearing a little tube top with an american flag design on it, tight little white pants, and that fabled smile of hers. After a few quick moments of small talk we were on our way upstairs.

I'm not into giving details about what EXACTLY happened in the room, but let's just say her technique is impeccable, her body is incredible, her attitude is outstanding, and I had an amazing time. Easily the best time I've ever had in the room in TJ. Clara is an EXTREMELY cool chica. She was so incredible I tipped her more than I probably should have, but whatever, she definitely made up for the garbage session with Jacqueline de GDL I had the time before.

As I'm coming down the stairs I see my friend standing outside, I wasn't sure if he was done or if he hadn't gone up yet. It turns out neither Lorena or Candie was there and he was hesitant to try out anything new. Since I hadn't been past Clara's spot, I didn't really know who was there yet so we went back in and took a walk around. Almost immediately I saw Edit and recognized her from the ZRG picture, I couldn't remember how she was supposed to be upstairs though, and my friend generally likes a little bit bigger boobs anyway so we kept going. It was really crowded and hard to tell who was who, but looking around I saw a girl I knew my friend would LOVE. He is a HUGE Superman fan and standing on the stage to the right of HC was a girl dressed in a blue tube top with a superman symbol on it, and a bright red skirt with a superman logo on the back. I knew who she was immediately because she's got one of the longer Chica Report threads on this board. I was going to send my friend up with Smith.

On one hand this pained me because we kind of have a rule with each other: if I go up with a girl, she's off limits to him, if he goes up with a girl she's off limits to me. Smith is one of the girls I've wanted to go up with ever since I met ootie outside the bar a while back and he kept talking about how great she was. However, I never knew what she looked like until I saw the ZRG. I have a feeling I'm going to break our rule one of these days. I've wanted to go up with her for too long not to. There is actually a girl I went up with one time that he is interested in too (Miria I think her name was) so he might wind up breaking it as well.

Anyway, whem Smith and my friend left to go upstairs, I decided to walk around the bar and try to match faces with pictures I'd seen in the ZRG. As I walked back through hottie central, Jacqueline de GDl saw me and came up to me as though she didn't remember me, and tried to get me to go up with her. Naturally she was making me the same promises she made last time and never kept, which was the biggest thing I didn't like about her. Even though I was ticked off about it afterwards last time, I figured I'd still try to be polite about everything and turn her down nicely. As I started to walk away she grabbed my arm and turned me around and said "wait, don't you remember me?" and I just said "yes", smiled, and kept walking. I guess she thinks I was satisfied with being asked for more money, not given a BJ even though I was told that was part of the bargain, and holding on to my change from the hotel clerk. Honey you're cute, but that doesn't mean everyone is going to like you, and it's not enough to make for a good session upstairs.

I finally wound up back outside and my buddy comes down the stairs a few minutes later humming the superman theme with a huge smile on his face. "There's a reason she's wearing that Superman costume" he said. Nice. For the first time in a long time, we both left TJ in a good mood. Clara and Smith rock.

Chicago Club = Monger's bathroom when on the prowl. I used CC many times as a bathroom stop while searching for SG's.

Nice report, have you ever considered staying over night? If I had to drive 2 hours, I would stay over night. That way you can party and do one or two more chicas.

Astaroth,

Good to see that your Hombre Plus account is paying quick dividends.

The short trips are more a matter of finances than anything else. All totalled including food, gas, taxis, parking, and the clubs we spend about $120 which is about as much as either of us can afford to spend at this point. We also usually bring an extra $40 a piece so that if one of us has to guess and we wind up with a dud or we don't last quite as long in the room as we wanted to (sometimes it's been a while), we pool together the extra money and the one who had a bad time goes up again. So technically we are withdrawing $160 a piece to go down there. Once we've got better jobs we've already discussed going down there at an earlier time (getting there at 7PM as opposed to 10:30) and staying until about the same time so we can get 2 girls in instead of 1 and still leave early enough to be able to drive back home without falling asleep. Or we'll just go down more frequently. We currently average about 5-7 times a year (mostly during football and baseball season, just head south after the game). We won't stay in a hotel if we have the energy to drive home afterwards, and with 2 of us there we can switch off if one gets tired. Just another way to save $$$$$

I which I had a buddy like you .............

Masterater

wish,wish,wish, not which .........I hate it when this happens.

Masterater

I'm sure that you and you buddy's rule is going to get broken sooner or later. If it were me I would want to be the better man and wait for my buddy to break that rule first. Of course I'd also hope he breaks it as soon as possible so I could have the green light to go do his chicas too.

I still wonder what ever happened to Ootie. He hasn't posted a thing here since late October. I see he still has access though. Last time I saw Ootie must be way back in April or May. I hope everything is ok with him.

Well, I told my buddy before he ever went up with Smith that she was on my list and I was going up with her one way or the other and he said he didn't care, that he just wanted to have a good time that night since none of his usual girls were there. I think it's a mental thing to be going and screwing someone your buddy has also nailed. The first time I ever went to TJ, I was in Chicago Club with 2 other guys and they both went up with the same girl back to back. I was just thinking to myself "damn, how could I ever follow my friend like that?" I don't like to KNOW that I'm getting sloppy seconds. I'm sure some people could, but not me. So I basically made a mental vow not to go up knowingly with any chica that someone I know also goes up with, especially if she's one of his regulars. Hell, as it is I'm always paranoid about who's been up with my chica before me that night anyway. I'm always hoping the guy who goes up in front of me has nothing at all in his pants so that I seem like King Kong by comparison. God forbid the son of John Holmes goes up in front of me and the girl is sore as hell and doesn't want to do anything when I go up with her. My buddy and I always try to get there right around the shift change to avoid that sort of thing as much as possible.
Anyway, like I said, Smith will probably be the dealbreaker between my friend and I. Even though he had already agreed that I would go up with her, it still feels kind of weird knowing he got to her first. Like she's his territory or something. I forgot how long ago it was that I saw Ootie out front, but he could NOT stop talking about how great Smith was, then my friend came down in absolute bliss, and I read all the messages in her thread saying how good she is only solidifies that desire to go up with her at least once. Granted I didn't have too shabby a time with hot ass Clara either, but still, Smith has been on my list for quite a while. I'm not sure when we'll go to TJ again, but it probably won't be until the Padres start sucking again and it's easy to get tickets. In other words, about 2 weeks into the MLB season.

Sloppy seconds?!?! Dude, in the zona, you should be happy if you get toxic tenths. Smith probably did five guys before your buddy and another five afterwards.

Hehehehe, well I probably should have explained that better... I went up with a girl who told me I was her 8th of the night. The ONLY reason it didn't bug me that much is because I didn't see it for myself. She can tell me she's been up with 8 guys I've never met, never seen before, and probably won't see again and I don't care. But... When I SEE my buddy going up, it's different because I know him.
Also, if I see a girl one minute, then don't see her the next minute, then 25 minutes later I see her again... how do I know she went upstairs? She PROBABLY went upstairs, but it's no guarantee. Anyway, you get my point. :-)

yes that jacqueline is a little cunt if she is the same i am thinking of. cute as hell. she used to be at CC (it has been a while back). she likes to get asian guys i have noticed.

sorry, got jacqueline confused i think with jackie. just wanted to be fair and set the record straight.

Slicey, the Jackie you are talking about who started at CC is long gone from the zona. She was certainly one of the all time worst providers but somehow I still managed to develop an affectionate friendship with her before she disappeared.

Jacqueline GDL has evolved into the worst shark swimming the gringo stream at AB. Actually, her amiga Melissa is just as bad (Melissa "trained" the young Jacqueline when she was still giving some value for the money she was paid) - but Melissa is less appealing than Jacqueline so she swallows fewer victims. Jacqueline comes across as such a "regular" girl, and leaves virtually all of her customers angry and disappointed.

Are we talking the Jacqueline with braces that all wears jeans and flats. Tries to pass off as a college chic but up in the room double covers and it general an uncaring bitch? Is that the one you're talking about?

that would be the one. great description, anyone who has seen her will know her exactly by that. Now you can have some greater understanding of why I'm glad I'm a part of these boards. Before I was having Jacqueline's every time just about, now I will start having Claras, Smiths, etc.

When Jacqueline started a few years ago, she was shy, demure, AND a sweetheart. I'm aware of (at least) one instance that may have turned her around but/and when I saw her hanging with Esmerelda shortly after that, I knew her days as "Ms. College Coed" were numbered. About a year ago, I was shocked to see her actively roam AB seeking out her prey. Hell, she walked the room more then most mongers...well...I quess sharks do need to keep moving to survive.

Her look hasn't changes a bit, still the jeans and (sort of) plain top. I have NEVER been with her (almost had something hooked up but I balked at the last minute) and I highly reccommend anyone & everyone to steer clear of taking her to the room.

Oh yea, I'm glad to see Ms. Smith is still giving her outstanding session-performance upstairs. She should give classes to the newbies on customer service. Her look has changed a number of times over the years...but not her attitude!

I can say something good about even the worst experience I've had in TJ, and as far as Jacqueline goes, her body is supernatural when she is naked. Simply unbelievable. If her boobs were about a cup size bigger I would describe her as perfect. But that's about all the good I have to say about her.