March 25 – Got into TJ from San Diego about noon. I had just finished visiting some very dear friends in LA and stayed in San Diego a day to see the zoo. Now it was time for the carnal portion of my trip. I had decided to stay in Las Cascadas Hotel this trip. It's right in Zona Norte and you can bring ladies up to your room, no problem. It is, in fact, the official hotel for Las Chavelas Bar, where my good friend Hugo works.
After checking in, my first order of business was getting something to eat. For those of you who love steak, if you are ever near Tijuana you have to check out El Taurino Restaurant on 6th St. The house special "La Cabreria" is one pound (500 grams) of the tenderest, most delicious steak that I have ever had in my life. If comes with chips, guacamole, beans, tortillas, soup or salad, and an appetizer, but go easy on the side dishes if you want to finish all that delicious steak!! Oh yes, it also comes with fried onions and hot peppers. I use the former lavishly and the latter sparingly. This place also makes excellent margaritas.
After my excellent steak dinner and with a couple of margaritas under my belt, I went back to La Zona to check out my buddy at Las Chavelas and found out that he was not working that day. Didn't see any ladies that caught my fancy, so after a couple of beers, I decided to go upstairs for a brief rest before finding a lady. I returned to Las Chavelas, but found nobody I fancied, likewise for Adelita's. One rather attractive lady with a rather obvious boob job approached me there, but she wasn't my type and the damn strobe light was giving me a headache.
I finally found a cute street girl with very pretty eyes hanging out in Cohuila Alley. We agreed to $60 for on hour in my room. Once getting her to my room and getting her naked, I found her to have a slightly chubby but rather pleasing figure. She asked me if I wanted a condom for the blowjob, I said that I preferred not, and she proceeded to give me an exquisite BBBJ. We then had a nice long leisurely fuck after which we collapsed in each other's arms and just rested for a half hour or so. I think she actually dozed off. When she awoke we went at it again.
After saying goodbye to my new friend, I got a couple of tacos from the street vendor and went over to my favorite drinking bar El Dragon Rojo, where almost no one speaks English and where I have met most of my best friends in Tijuana. A couple of beers later, I figured it was time to go sleep, as La Zona is not a good place to get really plastered.
March 26 – Went to Tamalandia on 8th St. and had three of their excellent tamales. It was an excellent lunch for less than $5. I do love homemade tamales. About 2PM I decided to try to find Hugo at Las Chavelas. I did manage to find him there and bought him a couple of tequilas and we caught up on what we had been doing since our last meeting, which was September 2001, just days before the WTC atrocity. I hung out for awhile, waiting for the floor show. A couple of girls approached me, but neither was quite my type. The floor show started about three and there were several worthy ladies. The worthiest was named Midia, a sexy slender creature whose movements on the dance floor made one want to contemplate her movements in bed. I got Hugo to introduce us and for 500 pesos she was willing to come up to my room and let me check out those movements.
Let me tell you my friends, those movements were awesome! We showered together and dried each other off all the time trading passionate deep French kisses. She then gave me an excellent covered BJ, which included her licking and sucking all over my nether regions. She then proceeded to ride me like I have been ridden very few times in my life. I then got on top and rode her for awhile, before finishing between her breasts. After coming, I collapsed on the bed. She put her arms around me and gave me a sweet sexy grin that seemed to say "Whatcha think of that there, Gringo?" She was a true GFE, and I knew we would meet again. I walked her down to the bar and bought her a beer and then headed out for dinner.
I had dinner at a cheap Chinese place over on Constitution and went over to El Dragon Rojo for a few brews. The rest of the evening was uneventful, but pleasant.
March 27 – I had decided to go down to the beach resort Rosarito and Puerto Nuevo. The latter is also known as "Lobster Village", because it is literally a village of seafood restaurants. I took the route taxi for a shot but uncomfortable ride to Rosarito and then caught the route taxi at Hotel Brisas del Mar down to Puerto Nuevo where I immediately proceeded to the outdoor roof patio of my favorite restaurant, Vista al Mar. There, I just relaxed, sipped margaritas, and had a leisurely lobster dinner while watching the ocean. On my way back I had another margarita at a bar in Rosarito. Sadly, Rosarito is getting almost as noisy and crowded as TJ.
Once back in TJ, I kicked back and watched TV for a few hours and didn't begin my prowl until about midnight. I had heard good things about the Manhattan club, so I checked that out and was very disappointed. It seemed that all the few attractive girls were occupied, the waiter was pretty indifferent to my questions, and the floor show was substandard. They had brought grossly fat dancer on stage at which point I decided to check out Las Chavelas. No one there struck my fancy, so it was onward down the street to Adelita's.
At Adelita's I ran into a tall, good looking blonde named Lilli, who convinced me to go with her for $60. So we went up to their hotel. She had a boob job, although it was one of the better ones I've seen in TJ. Her tits were large and firm without being rock hard. Unfortunately, her performance was substandard. She gave me a mediocre covered BJ and then got on top of me and basically just sat on my cock. When I got on top of her she kept asking me to finish and then had the nerve to ask for a tip. She was a real pro, in the worse sense of the word. Went to my favorite bar for a couple of cold ones and then hit the sack.
March 28 – Had a very disappointing steak milanisa (sp?) at Restaurant Nelson. That place used to be quite reliable for a quick, cheap bite. Spent the afternoon doing taxes. Hey, I had to do them sometime! About 6PM, I went over to Las Chavelas to check on Hugo and hopefully find Midia. Found both of them, had a couple of drinks with Hugo and took Midia up to my room for an hour where she managed to get rid of the bad taste from last night's puta.
It was the same passionate GF experience she showed me at our first session, except longer and better. In between sex sessions she offered me a very sensual massage unlike any I have ever had. She basically lay on top of my back, using her body as a soft warm blanket, while she worked the kinks out of my neck muscles and planted kisses on my neck and ears. This one's a real lover.
After the session, we went back to the bar for a couple of beers. She told me sadly, that she was not working the next day and I told her with equal sadness that I was leaving Sunday, but would see fer next time I was in town. Hugo and I decided to go over to El Dragon Rojo, but somehow lost track of each, but ended up meeting there later for some brewskis. He told me there that Midia said "Michael is my boyfriend." Ah, in another life maybe sweetheart!
March 29 – It was my last day in TJ and I decided I was going to have 2 ladies today. I checked out Las Chavelas and took out a very dark-skinned lovely named Ciomira (sp?). When, I got her to the room she stripped and stood on the bed, turning around like a model on stage so that I could examine every curve. She was obviously proud of her figure and with good reason! She had a couple of perfect C-cups, a perfectly flat stomach, and a beautiful ass, not to mention great legs and a very cute, exotic looking face. She wasn't quite the lover Midia was, few are, but was quite satisfactory.
I let her go and went to an Italian restaurant called Vittorio's on Ninth and Revolution. I had a dish that consisted of a relleno pepper stuffed with ricotta cheese and a side of spaghetti. This place is highly recommended. Had a couple of margaritas at Iquanas on Revo and headed to the hotel for a nap before my last prowl.
About 12:30AM, I emerged from the hotel to find my last lady. I didn't have to go far before I found a lady in Cohuila Alley with pretty brown eyes and great cleavage. Her name was Mirable. When she moved away from the wall, I also noticed that she had beautiful long black hair down past her ass. We agreed on $45 and I wisked her away to my room. Naked, she proved to have the best body I had seen on that trip and I had seen some REALLY nice ones!! Her tits were absolutely gorgeous, firm, natural D-cups and the rest of her was almost perfectly proportioned. She had stocky little body, but was muscular, not at all fat. She also had a sweet, cheerful personality and giggled in the most endearing way. I dubbed her "mi muchacha alegra" my happy girl. She was very eager to please and while not quite in Midia's league sexually was still very good. We cuddled for a few minutes after first having sex, when she turned to me and asked "mas fucky?" If I have to tell you my answer please go to the corner where you will find a chair and a cone-shaped cap. Sit in the chair and place the cap on your head.
My last day and I had the two best-looking girls of the trip. Interestingly, both were very dark-skinned and looked like they had quite a bit of Indian blood.
March 30 – Checked out of the hotel, went to Las Chavelas to say good-bye to Hugo. At the boarder there was a line due to added security, but it was made more bearable because I ran into the beautiful Ciomira, who gave my belly a good-bye tickle.

Interesting trip, Mike. It is amazing how well you remember what you ate where and when. I also like dark skinned chicas and often find the chicas from Tabasco, Chiapas and Veracruz sexier than the northern ones.
BTW, I am still sitting on my chair with the stupid hat and wonder what you told your last chica

As a food/restaurant lover as well as the latinas, I loved your "tour" through the local spots.

Thanks

I enjoyed your report also and have oftentimes walked by the Italian restaurant Vittorio's wondering how it was. I usually eat at two restaurants 'Al Capone's' next to the Chicago Club and 'La Costa' (seafood)on Calle 7 and Revolucion. The taco stand on Calle Coahuilla and Nino Heroes also serves up some tasty tacos. I will also try the Cabreria steak at El Taurino's next time I'm down there.

My spring break won't happen until late May and I will give the Hotel Cascadas a try this time. It will be exciting to stay in the heart of the action for a change (the zona norte the happiest place on earth) plus I love the street girls. I am afflicted with this magnificent obsession the senorita syndrome. I just can't get enough.

My last trip in February I stayed at the Hotel Lafeyette above the restaurant 'La Especial'. It was a little noisy and broken down but I even find those things a little quaint and a minor inconvenience. It's amazing how a little great sex can improve ones outlook on life and kick boredom's ass!!!

Let's see great food and drink, a little baseball betting at the Caliente sportsbook in callejon coahuila and great sex from beautiful young tight assed chicas. Yeah count me in.

Amigos Viva La Mexico!!!
Lancer

Great report. I have several questions for you. How much were you charged to stay in Las Cascadas? And were you able to sleep or was the noise in La Zona too loud? How is the security in this place?I'm thinking of staying here on my next trip.

"as La Zona is not a good place to get really plastered."

Why the hell not? Passing out drunk at Cascadas is like a religious experience for me!

Thanks for the great trip report. Re: the girl's name at LC, from your phonetic spelling, it's likely Xiomara.

For the guy that asked about noise at Cascadas, it's not too bad if you can get a room on the 4th floor or higher. If you get a room w/ A/C (most rooms on floors 5 &6 have it) and can sleep through the rumble it makes, it drowns out hallway noise outside. Otherwise, you'll hear the chicas coming home from their shifts at the bar and the jizz cleaners hooting it up on the walkie talkies starting about 9 AM.


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Robertx,

I remember those restaurants because I visit them every time I'm in TJ.
Oh, and you can take the hat off now.:-)

Cantinflas,

It is a bit noisey, fortunately I sleep like a log. I was on the 4th floor and might advise just staying one night to check it out if you are a light sleeper. No problem with security that I could see.

Mike

Jmike,

Tell me a bit more about getting out to Rosarito and Puerto Nuevo! I am going to be down next month, and have always wanted to get out there

Thanks

Sandy

Sandy, Rosarito is only fun with friends or female companionship. Puerto Nuevo is nothing but Lobster central, no mongering.
If you are spending time in TJ, you may find a chica who joins you for a day or two in a Rosarito hotel. A trip like this can be a lot of fun. If you go alone, you can prowl on drunken gringas (college age) or get drunk sitting on the beach, but you surely will miss most of the single male entertainment in TJ.
My advise: bring you toys with you if you head south of TJ.

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