Since I was in Los Angeles for business last month and had some free time, decided to go down to Tijuana and check out some of the Chiquita’s at Adelita's Bar. I have visited there about 10 times over the last 3 years and wanted to see if things were as good as before. Drove down to San Diego at about 4 in the afternoon on a Tuesday (very early for me), got off at the last US exit and parked at Five Star Parking. Walked through the turnstile gates and got a cab ($7.00 US). Unlike most of the times before, this time the driver was nice enough to pull a U turn and drop me off in front of the bar. Walked inside and of course the sights and especially the too high pumping of the sound system explodes against your body. Took a slow walk around inside trying to get my eyes accustom to the darkness, then took a seat next to the stage. Looking around, there were about 15-20 girls sitting and talking. Ordered a $2.00 beer and took a drink, then the more aggressive girls started pushing their stuff at me. Just a slight wave of the hand or a shake of the head will let them know you are not interested in them (at least not right then). There were a couple girls sitting in the corner by the bathroom at the front door that looked pretty good, but since this was a unseasonably warm day in March, I decided to cool down a little before getting sweaty again. The stage show started with the first girl, a nice little petit one with tight tits dancing and swaying and swinging on the pole. When her dance was done she disappeared into the bathroom before I could get here attention and next thing I knew another guy grabbed her and took her away. The next dancer wasn't much to look at so I order another beer and waved off another couple girls who wanted me to buy them drinks. The next dancer really caught my eye. She was about 5'8", long brown hair with nice, full C cups and a very shapely figure. I don't really remember her dance or the fact that she went from fully clothed to very naked, because I was mesmerized by her beauty. There was one really old guy who kept giving her dollar bills so she would dance by him, but the only thing I could see was her smiling and winking at me. After her dance was over, she also disappeared to the bathroom, and because I was slow before I got up to get her when she returned. We went to a table at the back of the bar and order some drinks for both of us. She said in broken English that her name was Maria, 24 years old and had only been in Tijuana for 2 weeks. We were making drinking and making small talk when she put her hand on my leg started squeezing my cock. She was no novice at this game and did I get hard in a hurry,. She whispered suckie/fuckie $50.00 and knowing you never accept the first offer I countered with $40.00 and we were off to the motel upstairs. I paid $11.00 and another $1.00 for a second towel and we were off to the room. When Maria started to undress, I knew I was going to have a real good time. Her beautify tits were lusciously full and brown with very dark nipples that just beaconed for me to kiss, all the while she was pulling on my cock almost like she was trying to rip it from my body. I decided since it was a hot day that we should take a quick shower to clean off before getting into the action. Believe me, there is nothing better than taking a shower with a pretty girl and having her soap you all over, rubbing your cock and knowing your going to fuck her when your done. After a quick dry (that’s why I got 2 towels) it was onto the bed for what I thought would be some hard core action. To my surprise, Maria gets some lotion out of her handbag, tells me to roll over on my stomach and starts giving me a massage. Believe me, if I didn't know she was a hooker, this babe could make big money giving massages for a living. Not only was she getting the knots out of my back, she was giving me a bigger knot between my thighs. Then she motions me to roll over then puts her sweet lips on my cock and starts sucking like a pro. BBBJ, a guy could not ask for more. After a few minutes of bliss, she rolls a rubber on Mr. Hardon and gets on top of me. She starts rubbing her tits in my face, all the while I am trying to suck on one of her nipples. Then she starts the up/down motion and boy was she tight. If I didn't know better I swear she had a vice in her cunt. Speeding up and slowing down she controlled the action which was fine by me, I was just trying to prolong the pleasure. After a while she rolled over doggie style and I got a good view at those nice tight ass cheeks that I saw earlier on stage. Unbelievably, in this position she was even tighter then before. I was pounding away at her and she was moaning sounds that were oh so sexy, I was ready to blow right then, but I wanted her on her back so I could look at her face when I came. I slapped her ass lightly so she would roll over on her back. Seeing her beautiful tit again, I could not resist putting my cock between them and started stroking away. I fucked her tits that way for a few minutes before going back to that tight cunt of hers. It was only a few more minutes when I was unable to contain myself and came inside her tight cunt. After a few moments of rocking and hugging, we got up and took another quick shower before the knock came on the door. We quickly dressed, and I know it was stupid but I gave her a $10.00 tip (she really was that good). She gave me a kiss on the lips that I still remember to this day. I waved goodbye, exited the room, gave the cleaning guy a dollar, went downstairs, grabbed a cab and headed back to the boarder. As good as my time at Adelita’s had been, the crossing back was as bad. It was now dark, about 7 at night and there was a line of people stretching from the boarder crossing building to about a half mile down the street. It took another hour before I got inside, past the Marines with their machine guns, then to the counter and the interrogation of the INS guy. He looked at my drivers license and then started asking about a thousand questions, basically wanting to know my life history. I mean, I am just you normal average middle age white guy who went down to TJ to fuck some young thing, but the way this guy was questioning me, it was like I was one of the Taliban who did the World Trade Center. I guess the stories that I heard were true, when you leave the US, there is no way back in unless these jerks allow you. They don't care if you are natural-born US citizen whose taxes pay their wages, they know they have the power to send you back if they want to, and with the Marines and their guns around I was not the one to argue with them. Finally he had enough of his fun with me and let me through. I went out the door then two quick right turns to the walkway back over the freeway and I was back in my car, out of the parking lot and headed north and back to LA.
To recap this trip:

Parking $ 7.00
Taxis $14.00
Drinks $12.00
Maria $50.00 (Including tip)
Room $12.00 (Including tip)
Total $95.00

I would rate Maria a 9+ and the assh**le INS guy at the boarder crossing as a -10. Would I do it again? You bet! I’m counting the days until I can get back down there again.

$2 beers in AB ended in 1999.
Other thaan that it must have been a great trip.

Not stupid at all! Giving a tip for such good service is not stupid, IMHO. You drove all the way from LA to TJ and this chica was the main reason this trip was worth your time, why not pay her well?
I don't get all this talk about the pride people seem to feel when they save a few bucks fucking already cheap Mexican pussy.
Don't be bothered by the border patrol guys. They just need to be entertained and voyeurism is their only fun, so why not give them what they want and move on.

Guys can say what they want about TJ (dirty, seedy, non-GFE for the most part, etc.) but there is alot of fun to be had there. Of course, I think it is alot more fun if you are with buddies then alone. In fact, I can't imagine going down alone.

TJ is so close it makes it an easy destination. There are definitely some hotties down there. Most of them I'm not attracted to but there are some worth checking out.

I totaly agree with RobertX. The idea of tipping a girl that you had a mind blowing time with is not stupid. Quite the contrary. The whole idea of tipping is to reward someone for providing "service" that is commendable. (And it sounds like your "service" was quite commendable).

You don't have to always tip but I've found the times when I did and I went back down the girl remembered me and if I repeated the service was even better.

TJ is a fun and easy trip. Thanks for the report.

Godfather, well said, BUT, wait 'til you fall in LOVE with a ficha chica who keeps stringing you along re: giving up the 'riddim'. When you're in hot pursuit of THAT, your amigos' only purpose is to cry on their shoulders and to keep you from pissing away your money on booth romance.

And, while nobody ASKED me, and I have never been to Brazil or Silvertina, THAT is TALENT!!!