Walking to dinner from the Zona with an amigo the other night (the oft-reviewed and still excellent steakhouse El Taurino -- bring your appetite!), we popped our heads into Deja Vu massage located on 6th street between Constitucion y Ninos Heroes. There were three girls there at ~7 PM the cutest of which, of course, claimed that she didn't work there! Cutest, of course is relative, as none were too far above the general TJ curve in my book, though none were gordas or ugly either. They would have been on the cusp of the $40 tier at Adelitas, imo.

A couple preliminary questions revealed that the standard price for a simple massage was $25 (I forget how much time she said it was for), and in front of everybody in the lobby the lead chica said that 'extra' services would be, of course, EXTRA!

About the only interesting thing that came out of this little conversation is that we were told that Deja Vu is open 24 hours! My immediate thought was something on the order of 'who the fuck wants a massage at 4 AM, and why the hell would they have someone on site just in case somebody does?' But they swore up and down that someone (not THEM) would be there all night to take care of those in need of 'relief'.

Salon Deja Vu
Estetica y Masajes
Calle 6ta. # 8037
Tijuana, B.C.
688-3559

Their bidness card looks like they simply lifted the logo for Deja Vu strip clubs in the US and appropriated it for their own use. Hey, if it's good enuff for the Hard Rock, I guess it's good enuff for them???

Living in LA I am a great fan of MP's. I know the Zona is famous for $40 "quick fixes" and I think they are great too, but I love an occational hour long rub-down with a great "finish".

How about some reports on TJ MP's?

Billy,

Y'know a number of the girls in the regular clubs will give you a nice rubdown as well. Veronica at CC comes to mind, she used to work in a massage parlor in San Francisco till she got deported or something. She's cute but not beautiful, almost kinda Cyndi Lauperish...nice store bought chest.

Red:another favorite,she also loves to receive oral.One of the sweetest pussies in TJ.

stay away. i hit them today about noon on saturday. $30 for a topless massage. terrible massage, cold lotion. she offered a hand job for $40. no thanks. could not wait to get out of there. the one hour massage lasted about 17 minutes. hit adelitas and had a ball!

man

Sandra, 5'2", 130 lbs., big D cup chichis, very nice to me. She is about a 6 in my book. Decent hard massage. $35 for one hour.
Topless, with lots of tit sucking. Works from 9a.m. to 6p.m. but Monday she was being punished by the boss for taking too long of a lunch break. So she was their until 9p.m. There were about six girls in the 3 to 5 range. I was ready to leave, but Sandra grabbed my arm and offered to show me the rooms plus her tits, so I stayed. I was told that I could get full service for $100, cbb $80, and hj for $40. I told her I only had $50 to spend so I settled for the bj with lots of sucking. Really that's all I wanted, or I would have headed for Adelita's

Anyone has been there recently? It was a great place when a girl name Karla used to work there, (over a year ago). To me and many others she was a Jennifer lopez deadringer.

This place was very impressive. My buddy and I arrived at around 11pm. The cab driver introduced us to the owner. He was hawking us to come in and look around. We went in and saw about 20 girls sitting in the front sitting area. I went passed all the women to tour the facility. All of the 20 women followed. The hall way was like a maze meandering passed all the many rooms (one room actually had a sign on the door: Facial Room). I ended up in one of the Jacuzzi rooms. All the women filed into the room and stood against the wall. My buddy sat in a chair in one corner of the room. We both panned the unbelievable site of women. I wondered what it would be like to have all 20 of the women undress and have a massive orgy (the slut that I am). Well, out of no where my eyes fell on a pair of blue jeans that were filled with a perfect body. Her name was Joanne.

I grabbed Joanne's hand and proceeded out to negotiate with the so called owner. He went through all the options available: Massage and sex, no massage just sex, 8 hour package away from the parlor, 30 minute fuck & go, and other delightfull options. I elected to pay $50 for the jacuzzi room and take my chances negotiating with the girl.

Joanne and I went to the far back room in the parlow (we had to walk outside to get to this portion of the building...didn't like that). As we stood outside waiting for the housekeeper to unlock the room, I started to feel Joanne's fine body. She was cute and what a body! But, she was very timid. I didn't understand why she was so bashfull. As we entered the room, I told her I didn't want any massage. She quoted me $120 for an hour of sex. I told her $80. We settled on $100. She drew the bath water into the Jacuzzi. I sat there watching her butt in those jeans as she was bending over making sure that the bath water was perfect temperature. I knew that she was going to have one hell of a body; but the only thing I didn't know was if she had tatoo's, stretch marks, or whether she was going to lose that bashfull attitude once we started.

I took off all my clothes and got into the jacuzzi. She slipped out of her blouse and jeans. She was wearing just a white cotton thong with a patterned bra. She didn't have any stretch marks. And, she didn't have any battleship tatto's other than a small statement on the lower portion of her spine. I didn't know what it said (could have said "inspected by #13").

I jestured for her to come into the jacuzzi. I think she wanted me to take her underpants off. She slipped out of her thong to reveal a bush of desire (none of that manicured crap most of the hookers in TJ have). I unbottoned her bra to reveal my perfect tits (puffy and standing straight up). I was in heaven. So far so good, but what about the bashfullness?

As she slipped into the jacuzzi, I reached for her bush in order to gently start massaging it. I don't know what happend but she came alive. She jumped on my hand pumping wildly up and down. She started to embrace me extremely hard as her breathing turned loud. As she straddled me pumping wildly on my legs, my hand, and holding me very tight, as she hyperventilated, she began to climax (without Mr. Johnson). She reached for my arms to hold. She almost went into convulsions as she climaxed and ripped hair off my arm from squeezing it so tight. I couldn't believe the energy she had.

We immediately got out of the jacuzzi and went to the crappy massage table (where is a bed when you need one). We proceeded to go through every position of love making known to man. I finally climaxed after 40 minutes in my favorite Side Saddle Sally position. She was a 12 on a scale of 1-10.

I tried to get her phone number as we showered and dressed. She told me that she didn't have a phone. She could give me her freind's phone number. I didn't want that. So, like a stupid exhausted monger, I gave her mine. Like she is going to call me, right? If I knew how to get a hold of Joanne during the week, I would. She is definately the best all around experience I ever had in TJ these past 2.5 years.

The massage parlor itself I would rate it behind the Executivo. The girl selection was wide and deep. Anyone going her wouldn't be dissappointed. They had all sizes, types, ages, and whatever. And, the hawker/owner has prices that vary with your desire. But, for professionalism, cleanliness, and my cup of tea, Executivo is the best (if only I could get Joanne to work there).

Sam....Thanks for the good report. It is nice to hear good MP stories. The MP scene is very hit and miss in TJ or very expensive as compared to services offered in La Zona.

I guess the MP's are expensive in order to pay the cops off. Otherwise the places will be shut down for not having a so called "license". What a joke that is! We all know that anything goes in TJ as long as the Police Chief is paid his "commission". On the other hand, that is what makes TJ what it is. Money talks and we Gringos get what we want because of it. We sure as hell would not want TJ to end up like America and not even be able to touch the girls (San Diego strip clubs now).

dt

Daytimer,

Don't even talk about TJ becoming like America as far as women are concerned. I can't even stand to contemplate the thought.

A cab driver tried to talk me into going to Deja Vu the other day. He said it would be $40 for a 1 hr message and you negotiate with the girl for the extras. I had things to do in the Zona so I passed, but it seemed a little high priced to me.

I hope you're happy now. Just your mention of TJ becoming like the US in terms of the women, etc., is going to give me and any other monger with half a mind (that's all i've got), nightmares for a long fucking time.

Slickster: that $40 may include the fee to the taxidriver. A more normal rate is $25.

I went into this place about a month ago. They charged me $30 for 1 hour and I agreed. The place was clean and the selection of about 15-20 girls was fairly decent. Luckily, I ran into one of my favorites from Salon Stress (Marisol) who had relocated to this place after the big massage parlor sweep. Her massage was still good and she looked as good as ever. However she quoted me $80 for full service which kinda put a damper on everything. I agreed only for old times sake and the session was good. I told her afterward $80 was too much (I still paid her, I'm man of my word) and that at that price I wouldn't be returning. She smiled and disbelieveingly said that I would. Needless to say, I haven't.

I live in San Diego and recently visitied Tijuana for the first time on a Friday night around 11:00 PM. I wound up at Deja Vu, because the Taxi drive told me I could check out some of the local amigas. I saw about 10-15 girls in the front loby, and on my tour of the establishment I saw about 5-10 more in different rooms preparing themselves(doing hair and make up.) Most of the good looking girls were already out front. I speak decent Spanish. So, I chatted politely with several of the girls many of which I would definately follow up on an intimiate encounter. There were many attractive girls that offered massages for $40 an hour and charged $80 for FS. Since I was unfamiliar with this activity in Tijuana I wanted to get more information before delving into some erotic activity. The prices seem adequate for the service, but I did not get to other clubs - and could not compare prices or girls. After speaking with the girls, I continured my exploration on the Revolucion strip.

We went to 5th Avenue massage and dealt with the manager, who went by the name of Hector. He offered us $30 nude massage for one hour. The morning shift looked good, but we decided to come back at 5pm during their shift change.

We liked what we saw and went for it. During the massage, we all bargained down the chicks from their intial $140-$120 asking price to the more reasonable $60 for FS.

Here's the best part. Hector told us that satisfaction was guaranteed. We all had good experiences with the exception of one friend who got scammed by his girl. She took his $60 and did NOTHING.

It turned out that is was her first day at the place. I confirmed this with some of the street guys who were hanging outside (BTW, her name is ANNIE. Avoid at all costs!)

He complained and the manager gave him his money back. The girl claim that my friend fucked her and didn't finish. All bullshit but Hector took my friend's word and backed up his guarantee. Hector was true to his word.

These chicks also do outcall. I got my girls phone number for future use.

So give 5th Avenue Massage a try and talk to Hector. Tell him about our experience and tell him the reason you're coming back is because he's a man of his word.

If we back these guys up we're all less likely to get scammed.