Needed to know some of the common phrases to say in Spanish. Doubted if some of these exist, so if they're not, please indicate Non Existence (NE):

1. Cool/That's really cool.
2. Rock on.
3. Absolutely.
4. Right on.
5. That rocks!/You rock!
6. Bitching!
7. You're so cool, nice, and fun to hang out with.
8. You're the bomb/best in the sack!
9. I like you/Do you like me?
10. Want to go hang out tomorrow or something?
11. No shit?
12. That's fucked up/That's messed up.
13. Shut up or I'm gonna kick your ass.

Here comes some nasty one but needed to be said:

1. Bend over babe.
2. Spread your legs babe.
3. Lift your leg up.
4. Stick your ass up.
5. Lick my balls babe.
6. I'm gonna fuck your brain out.
7. Fuck...I just went to heaven.
8. Did you come? Multi?
9. Who's your "daddy" now baby?

Some of the things I've heard a lot in Spanish, but don't understand what they're meant in English:

1. Claro que si...(Of course? Absolutely correct?)
2. Pinchee viejo (sp?)
3. Te quiero mucho(Does it mean I like you or I love you? I always thought "Te amo" is I love you. If it is I love you then I'm in a lot of shits! I have been misunderstood and taken it mildly.)

Please feel free to add any cool or nasty thing to say.

Rock on,
Sakebomb

I have heard a chica say "Los (or was it "se") quiero mucho" when refering to her parents, so it's safe to say it can mean "I love them". It can also mean I want (to do ) you. (context..)

Pauncho

Sakebomb,
I'll try my hand at giving you some translations. As you suspected some of these, if literally translated just would not have the same meaning to a Spanish speaking person unless they were familiar with the English phrases & could make the connection.

1. Cool, would probably be one of those phrases. Although I have heard a phrase "es de pelos" used by adolescent Mex-Americans that seems to have about the same meaning (cool or neat). By the same token you translate that into English "it's of the hairs" & it really has no meaning to us. By the way, I've never heard it used in Mexico.
2. Rock on - (NE) Do you still use this?
3. Absolutely - Totalmente
4. Right on - Correcto might be the translation but doesn't have the same effect.
5. That rocks/ you rock - (NE) You would have to use other phrases to express things like this. For example: "Eres la mejor" - You're the best
6. Bitchin' - (NE) Again for cool & bitchin' you would probably want to use a phrase that expresses that whatever you are talking about is "really good" - muy buena
7. You are so nice - Eres muy simpatica (or agradable). You are so fun - Eres muy divertida. I like being with you - Me gusta estar contingo.
8. You're good in bed - Eres buena en la cama.
9. I like you - Me gusta tu. Do you like me? - Te gusta yo?
10. Do you want to do something tomorrow? - Quieres hacer algo manana? (manana needs a tilde over the first n. It is pronounced man-ya-na)
11. No shit? - Es verdad? Es cierto? De veras?
12. That's fucked up - Es chingado. That's shit - Es mierda.
13. Shut up or I'll kill you - Callate, voy a matarte.


Cuarto talk:

1. Bend over, babe - inclinate, baby.
2. Spread your legs - abre tus piernas
3. Lift your leg up - levantate tu pierna
4. Stick your ass up - Mueve tu pompis mas arriba.
5. Lick my balls - lame mis juevos, besa mis pelotas
6. I gonna fuck your brains out - Voy a chingarte hasta que tus sesos estan a fuera (This will probably scare the shit out of the girl)
7. Fuck...I just went to heaven - Joder...fui al cielo.
8. Did you come? - Tuviste un orgasmo? Multi? - Cuantas veces?
9. Who's your daddy? - Quien es tu papi?

Spanish phrases:

1. Claro que si - Of course (You had this one correct)
2. Pinche viejo - Fucking old man
3. Te quiero mucho - literally means "I really want you" but is generally used interchangeably with "I love you". (How many times have I heard this one, take for a grain of salt.)

Best of luck.

How about the "onda" phrases...

Que onda! I guessed it meant "how cool", but I'd love to hear the correct translation.

I know there are more "onda" phrases, but the dictionaries all refuse to acknowledge any of them.

All it tells me it "wave"

Que onda amigos,

Que Onda-whats up!
Que pedo-whats up!

Que onda contigo-whats up with you

and the list keeps going and going...

Nero

Some books that might help are.
Breaking out of Beginners Spanish....Joseph Keenan
Street Spanish 1,2&3.......David Burke
purchase at www.slangman.com tapes also available
Streetwise Spanish ............Mary McVey
Mierda and Mas Mierda...Frances de Talavera Berger
Mexican Slang............Linton Robinson
The Alternative Spanish Dictionary on the Web
www.notam.uio.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Spanish.html
Remember that idomatic expressions change from country to country and region to region.
es buena onda = it's cool - how cool
es bien perona = it's cool - how cool

... es bien chingona

No way, man. That means, "My hovercraft is full of eels." What you want is something closer to, "bouncy bouncy."

(with regrets to Monty Python ...)

"es bien perona = it's cool - how cool"

You may want to look that one up again.

esta bien perrona==it's really cool

Get ready to rr! rr!

esta bien perron! = it's very cool (male)
esta bien perrona! = it's very cool (female)

Remember almost everything in the Spanish language is either a male or a female (except for the TVS!...whoa!).
Jarocho

CONEJO & ALL...Gracias!!! The chicks will be shocked when I blend some of these in w/ my beginner Spanish during conversation. Especially with the "cuarto talk" part, it'll be more than just "Que rico" that I've been hearing from them during session. PLEASE DON'T STOP HERE, KEEP MORE COMING.

Sake Try this one, they LOVE it.

"Oye, pinche puta, eschucha me. Quiero a lo poner en tu culo, perra."

Say that when you're kissing them, they go absolutely wild! The regular non-hooker girls really love this one too.

"Did you come? - Tuviste un orgasmo?"..is too formal, try, "Te veniste mamacita o Quieres mas?"

"Oye, pinche puta, eschucha me. Quiero a lo poner en tu culo, perra.",..thats pretty harsh, its also phrased a little strange..try:

"Oye pinche puta, Quiero poner toda mi verga en tu culo". And if you say it to a "normal" girl you might also want to duck.

Buena Suerte

Hija de tu puta madre, ven aca y chupame la verga!

"Ven aca mamacita te hace falta un poco de leche"

I didn't learn any of these phrases in my Spanish classes....you guys should write a book!

2 things, how do you ask a girl in Spanish, "Can I French kiss your wet, warm mouth?"

The second is "I'll pay you an extra five bucks if I can shove my thumb up your ass while you bark like a dog."

Thanks a lot in advance.

Hey, I already told you how to say the second one to that chick in pollo.

Hey Tmoney

You are such a fucking asshole... why don't you say something of value or get the fuck out of here and wasting everyone's time.

Hey Pecs,
Why don't you learn to respect people who have been posting on this board a lot longer that you fucking newbie piece of shit. Nobody pulled your chain, so shut the fuck up.

Respect? Yeah when the guy has something of value to say instead of smart ass remarks all over the place.

so a guy has been here a long time gives him a right to be a smart ass? And how the fuck do you know if he hasn't yanked my chain.

Mind your own fucking business.

Pecs, yes I am an asshole. I NEVER made the claim of being a nice guy and I'll do as I please despite your pissing, moaning and bitching.

I do have my reasons for needing these translated, any body care to help me out?

I understand from the last post why this thread has been dead for three years.

However I am looking for a little bit of help in translation. I want to give a little bedroom direction in spanish instead of sign language.

Please help me with the spanish words for the following:

Faster
Slower
softer
harder
long strokes
short strokes (at the head of my cock)
watch the teeth
Can we do doggie now?
Would you finish me with a hand job?
You have a bad smell down there, would you wash up a little more?
If I put on a fresh condom, would you give me more head?
and finally for lesbians like Mel "I want you for upstairs - Who do you want to go up with us (that I can buy for you)?

Aguas, cuidado con los dientes, me estas mordiendo!

Thank you explorer. I tried translating. Does your statement mean "careful with the teeth, you are biting me"?

Exactamenche!