I cruised to TJ last night on a spur of the moment type deal. I had been out all day with some friends and we finally ended up at Mr. J's strip club. After about 1.5 hours of watching tattooed strippers I couldn't touch, I bid my friends adieu and headed home. On the way I had an epiphany and decided to make a quick run to TJ. Why not? It was only 9 p.m. and I figured I'd be there by 11. I made excellent time and arrived at 10:20. I ended up doing Naomi at Pussycats and Victoria at Tropical.

I decided to save the cab fare and walk in to TJ for the first time. I figured the exercise would not hurt and I could give the cab fare to the little homeless kids, to whom I always give money. The walk was longer than I expected and I got a cramp in my leg by the time I arrived at Pussycats. I must be getting old at 26.

As I was walking on Rev, a girl selling roses walked right into me, right up into my space. Almost instantly, another 16-17 year old dude selling roses bumped into my side. Right away I felt his hand go into my front pocket, right where my money was. I grabbed his wrist, and pushed him away from me. I was a little irritated but not really angry. He looked at me like a maniac and just started laughing. There were cops all around so I suppose I could have called one over but I thought better of it and continued on my way.

Pussycats was jumping and extremely crowded. There were some really hot girls in the club, and I was tempted to get service from about three of them. Naomi, the girl I did last time, remembered me and came over and offered a lap dance. I passed at first since I wanted to enjoy a cool beer after my long walk. She had no trouble finding a willing customer and they disappeared into a back booth. I should not have passed, because she was back there with him for 45 minutes. I sat and watched three dancers while I waited. It was not a total loss, because two of the three dancers were hot and got fully nude. One was even giving spreadshots. Pussycats is nice because it fairly well-lit for a Rev strip joint.

Naomi finally finished with her customer, and I had already told one of the waitress-pimps that I wanted to get full-service from Naomi when she was done. Naomi came over and off we went...

Pussycats "Naomi": This chick is pretty hot, definitely hotter than I remember. I mentioned last time that she might have a big nose, but this is not the case at all. It's a different nose, but not big or ugly at all. I was trashed last time I went with her, so details might have been a little sketchy. Last time she told me she was 22 and this time she said 20, so who knows. I usually don't go with girls more that once, but I could not resist her tight red spandex shorts and smiling camel toe. Full service was $65 which I paid without negotiation.

Once we got in the booth we chatted a bit while she undressed me. Naomi pulled off my shirt and pulled my pants down to my ankles. I already had wood, and she rubbed my cock and then pulled my underwear down. She rubbed my cock while I helped her remove clothes. We were both standing, and I fondled her breasts and rubbed her pussy while she played with my cock. After a little bit more fondling, she sat me down and put a condom on me. She started kissing me on the mouth, which I usually try and avoid, but I went with it this time. After a little kissing on and about the face and neck, I licked her pretty little titties and sucked on her great nipples. I would guess and say she has b-cup tits, and she has really nice hard nipples to go along with them.

Naomi was sitting in my lap, and she leaned back and started sucking my cock. She is quite limber, and I marveled at how she could bend her body enough to suck me off from that position. The blow job was OK, and she gave nice slow strokes and used her tongue on my cock head. After about 5 minutes or so into my hummer, she sat up and slid my cock into her twat. Her pussy is not super tight, but it's not bad. She was nice and wet for me, and she started riding my cock - up and down and side to side. Great technique and very enjoyable. After a good 10 minutes of her fucking me in that position, she stood up and bent over, and I entered her from behind. There is not a lot of room in these booths, and I wished she could have bent over just a bit more and that I could have had just a bit more room to my back, but I made the best of the situation and pounded away. My ass kept hitting the wall as I fucked her though. I managed to get into a nice rhythm and reached up and fondled her tits while I did her. Naomi was not moaning and groaning too much, but she seemed to be enjoying herself and was even rubbing her pussy while I banged her. I finally blew my wad after about 10 minutes in this position.

Instead of getting dressed right away, Naomi sat me down on the little chair and sat back in my lap. We kissed and chatted a bit more. She knows more English than I remember from last time and I was able to chat with her fairly easily. I fondled and sucked her tits and then leaned her back again and started fingering her. Her pussy was still nice and wet and I really enjoy fingering chicks. I had totally forgotten that I had noticed a scrape on my middle knuckle earlier that day. I have no idea how I got it and it's fairly small, but I realized later that it was the same finger I was jamming into Naomi's box. Great. Well, I hope she does not have AIDS. If she does, it had a nice open sore with which to enter my body.

Naomi continued to play with my dick and rub my balls until some idiot walked by, pulled the curtain open and looked in. I hope he got a nice look. We finally got up, got dressed and exited. It was another great session with this chick.

Overall Grade "A"; Face "B"; Body "A-"; Attitude "A"; Fun "A"

I wanted to head to the Zona, and it was already about 1 a.m., so I quickly exited the club and started my walk towards familiar territory. On my way I gave a little girl a buck, and, as if by magic, I suddenly had a group of about 12 kids following me holding out cups. I don't really mind, since I always give the kids money anyway. I kept walking and tried to give each of them a dollar. I finally ran out of ones and told them "no mas." They all got the point and left, except for one little boy about 8 years old. He followed me for quite a distance holding out his cup. I turned off Rev and onto one of the side streets and he stuck right with me. I told him "no mas" about 10 times and finally the kid left, but not before cussing me out. I didn't understand all of it, but the kid was venomous and had fire in his eyes. I was a little disturbed by the kid cussing me out. For whatever reason, I have always been more sympathetic to the little girls than I am to the boys, and now I feel that way even more so.

I finally arrived in the Zona and I quickly went about looking for a SG to do. I walked around but I really did not find one who I was particularly interested in. Finally I stopped on the South side of the alley and talked to Miriam. I had done this chick once in the past, but I did not recognize her until she told me her name. She wanted $20, and when I said "Veinte sin ropas?," she checked with the girl next to her and said "Cuarenta." I told her again I'd give her $20 and she said no. I shook my head and walked away. I fucked her a few months ago, and it was sex, BJ and sin ropas for $20. I suppose I could have negotiated it down, but I was not in the mood. I continued up the alley and stopped at a fine looking chica. I smiled and asked her name and she muttered it without even looking at me. I said "that's great" and kept on going. Bad attitude there.

I stopped into Pollo Bar, hoping they had some new chicas in, but it was sorry. I don't know what's happened to this place. It used to be my favorite bar but lately it's sucked ass. I finished one beer, gave the other one away to the guy at the table next to me and left. Off to Tropical.

There were a few honey's in Tropical that I liked, and I spent some time walking around checking them out. Paulina, who I did last time, came right up to me and started jabbering. I quickly got rid of her and sat in a booth. I then spotted a really cute girl sitting against the wall. She was nice and young looking, with a nice trim body - just my type. I asked her if she went up to the hotel and she said "no" and told me she "was on her day." I took that to mean she was on the rag, but still it was a rejection. Bummer.

Even though I know not all Tropical girls go up, I was still quite stunned by having a bar girl turn down my request for sex. I quickly got over it though and spotted another little skinny cutie and called her over to my table. I asked her name, but I could not understand what she said. I was having lots of trouble communicating with her, but she was very friendly. I bought her a drink and finally asked the waiter to communicate my intentions. He said she goes to the hotel. I asked "how much," and he said "for fifty dollars." I was very pleased at such a low opening quote, especially at Tropical, but I repeated the price out loud and then sat there for about 5 seconds as if I were contemplating the price. I finally said "ok" and off we went...

Tropical Bar "Victoria": This girl said she was 18 years old, but I could not even remotely understand where she said she was from. She is cute and young looking, with long black hair. She is about 5'1", and maybe 90 pounds. She was wearing a little tank top which showed her belly and a pair of hip hugging pants. She seemed very shy and giggled a lot. Once we got in the room she kept giggling and started to undress. I quickly stripped myself down and watched her undress. She had nice little tits and a tight body. She was wearing big white panties, which I though looked odd on such a small, young girl. She tried to cover herself with the bed sheet before she would take her panties off, and asked me to turn off the light. I said "Me gusta la luz prendida" and she did not argue. She finally pulled her panties off under cover of the sheet. I figured she was shy about showing her pussy like a lot of girls are.

I hopped into bed and rolled her over and took a look at what she was trying to hide. She had a really cute pussy, but a little bushy for my taste. The thing she was obviously embarrassed about was an absolutely hideous c-section scar. It was by far the most ghastly scar I have ever seen. Damn I feel sorry for these girls who have to get butchered by Mexican doctors.

I really did not want to embarass the girl so I smiled and pretended like I did not even notice. My erection quickly went to half-staff though. Veronica had pretty nice tits and had big nipples which I sucked and played with for a few minutes. I then slid my condom on and stuck my cock into her twat. I was still not fully hard but after a few strokes I got good wood again. Her pussy was extremely wet and really loose, which surprised me considering how micro-sized she is. I plugged away for quite awhile trying to work up my second come within the hour, and I had to work pretty hard. She kissed my neck, wrapped her arms around me, and rubbed my back, but other than that there was not much feedback. She let out a couple of moans and groans but nothing spectacular. I had forgotten to turn the fan on above the bed and I was sweating up a storm. I finally launched into total concentration and blasted my wad after a few furious strokes.

After we were done, I hopped up out of bed, turned the fan on and started to take my condom off. Right at the very base of the condom, I had a big white ring of her come. That was interesting. While I cleaned off my cock with some toilet paper, Veronica went into the bathroom and took a shower. While she was in there I washed my dick in the sink. I got dressed and was ready to go, but I had to wait about 5 minutes because I still had not paid her. She finally came out and I gave her the money and walked back to the bar with her. I said "adios" and went on my way. This chick would have graded higher in the body department, but the scar really turned me off.

Overall Grade "C"; Face "B+"; Body "B-"; Attitude "B"; Fun "C"

By now it was about 2:30 a.m. and I was still raring for action. I decided to head back to Rev and check out the strip clubs. As I was walking on the East side of Constitution, I saw two cops dragging a drunk to the station. One cop kept punching the drunk in the gut for no apparent reason. I felt the urge to give the cop someone his own size to pick on, but luckily I am smarter than that.

I decided to go to Peanuts & Beer to see what was doing in there. I walked most of the way up Constitucion, and when I turned on the last street before P&B I saw a group of about 6 teenage local guys walking towards me. The street was pretty dark with only the occasional cabbie, so naturally I put my guard up. I kept walking with my right shoulder towards the wall and I politely moved out of their way. They all seemed pretty inebriated and did not seem to even notice me. Just as we passed each other, the smallest one of the group purposely slammed his shoulder into mine and yelled out something. I quickly spun around and he was glaring back at me. I paused for a minute because I really wanted beat his little ass. The other 5 guys in the group never even turned around, but I realistically wasn't going to challenge 6 guys at once. I was pretty pissed though and had to talk myself out of a rash act. Anyway, I just chalked it up to the little short man gaining confidence from his group of friends. Typical short male trying to overcompensate for his womanly stature. Fucking pussy. I hope he has a little dick and goes bald as well, then he'll really be a menace.

I knew right away that Peanuts & Beer was not happening. I sat long enough to down one beer and took off. It was also dark as fuck and I could not see shit. I decided to go back to Pussycats and enjoy some strippers. It was still packed when I arrived and the fun was only just beginning.

I proceeded to drink a few beers and I was starting to feel really good. There are a lot of hot strippers here and many of them were getting fully nude. All of a sudden the seats by the stage started to fill up rapidly. I figured something good was about to happen so I grabbed the last remaining seat. The next girl who came out was one I had seen a couple of times already. She was tall, decent looking and had big fake tits. She was one of the girls who had been giving spreadshots earlier so I decided to stay at the stage.

As she was taking dollars from customers, this stripper would wrap her legs around his head and some of the guys munched her box through her g-string. A few guys did this, but then she came to a girl who was in the club with her boyfriend. This chick gave her dollar and then pulled the g-string all the way to the side and started eating the bitch out. That was the shit. The stripper seemed to enjoy it quite a bit and now it was on. Most of the guys around the bar started doing the same thing. One dude after another was paying a dollar and licking her twat. I gave her a couple of bucks but I was not about to put my face anywhere near her pussy. The dancer kept going back to the girl for more and it was quite a show. Even though the chick was not a hottie, it was fun watching her lick pussy. The stripper must have stayed on stage for 8 songs and had a pile of cash when she left.

It was now about 4 a.m. and I was getting ready to leave. Just then a couple of black American girls came into the club with their boyfriends and they wanted to dance. I would guess one of the girls was about 19 and the other about 22. The boyfriends were encouraging the girls to go up on stage and "get money." The girls were making quite a scene and the management did not want them up there. The girls were really loud and were yelling to the crowd "Do you want to see us dance?" and the crowd roared their approval. The management finally relented and the girls got up on stage and started to strip. They were not great looking chicks, but I liked watching two non-pros do their thing. They both got topless and danced around. All the while, their boyfriends were going around encouraging people to give the girls money. People in the crowd started yelling for the girls to take off their panties. The short girl listened and got fully nude. The other girl had pulled her panties down to her knees when a bar employee came up to the stage and told her to pull her panties up. I looked over my shoulder and there were two cops in the club. They did not seem to notice the other girl and she kept dancing away fully nude. It was a pretty good show.

When the girls were done dancing, a lot of the guys in the crowd started slapping them on their asses and grabbing their tits. The girls did not seem to mind, but one of the boyfriends was getting a little perturbed. Yes! The guy sitting next to me was falling over drunk and grabbed one of the girls asses and said he wanted to fuck her. This brought the jealous boyfriend over and he tried to talk some tough guy smack to the kid. I stopped him and told him he should look around the club and realize where he was at before he tried to pull any shit. He seemed to get the message but was not very happy. To make it even better, his girl started going around offering $5 lap dances. I had $5 so I said let's go, and escorted her back to one of the booths. She had just started grinding on me when one of the bull-dyke waitresses opened the curtain and informed me that I had to pay for the booth time. I told her to forget it and went back into the club and the chick gave me a lap dance out there. It was definitely worth the five, and I made sure to grab her ass and fondle her tits liberally for the crowd.

I watched a few more strippers and finally left the club at about 5:30 a.m. For some ungodly reason I decided to walk back to the border instead of taking the cab. That is a pretty interesting walk late at night, and there are quite a few vast empty spaces where one could get mugged. I kept my guard up made it back to the border in good shape.

-Superman-

Fuckin' A Superman - you got "balls the size of church bells" walking to and from the border in the middle of the night!! Of course, I'm fat and lazy and do not particularly like the walk during the day either...

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