AB is a completely unique establishment in that it’s the only place that consistently has a large number of diverse Chicas working there. We all have our own informal classification system to sort them out. Here is mine:

The All Pro’s: Years of experience and comfort in the job bring you consistent dependable service. They’re exemplified by Angela’s clique of friends: Tanya, Candi and Monserrat by day, Angela, Alva and Isela by night. But, this group is large to include Gloria, Betty and Kenya by day, Kimberly, Samantha, Carmen and a bunch of others by night.

Hotties: Those fine Chicas that catch your eye no matter how jaded or hardened you become. They’re young beautiful and their performance varies GREATLY! Sub categories here would be:
Trophies: You are paying to for the honor of touching their bodies. Don’t expect much performance here. Also known as “Ice Queens” .
Packages: Performance + Looks Currently Brenda and Smith are the only real packages consistently reported to my knowledge. (a couple of my friends would put Gloria here also)

Wallflowers: Probably the largest group of Chicas at AB. They hang out in the booths or along the wall and try to make eye contact. My experience is that they are ALL looking for husbands. Performance varies mostly on how they feel about you. I’ve had great experiences with wallflowers, but they’re often too emotional for me.

Burn Outs: They used to be hotties. They’re never going to be All Pros, but they don’t or can’t quit. Nancy’s a good example here. Rita may be going that way.

Trollers: UGGGG! They’re the Used Car Salesmen and Telemarketers of AB. They approach EVERYONE. Some are REALLY nasty. Chubby Jessica and Norma (Titzilla) are the most notable examples here.

So, what did I leave out? As with any classification system, most Chicas are going to be a mixture of these. Any thoughts?

Shadow...Good one!!!...but you're spending too much time observing. My classification is pretty simple: very fuckable, fuckable, and butt-ugly bucket.

You left out:

Sharks: Not as nasty as trollers, and more effective in convincing newbies to take them to the hotel. Called 'sharks' because their MO is non-stop patrolling, around and around they go. Best example: Angela (la Tiburona).

Explorer8939
Angela is a shark and so is Tanya sometimes.Both are excellent providers.

Under "Tiburonas" Don't forget Gabriella...Everytime I see her I hear that Jaws music....and her overbite doesn't help!

I guesse the difference between Trollers and Sharks is that no-one wants to get caught by the Trollers

Angela the gringo shark is one of the absolute worst providers I've ever had.

I'll have to admit though, she did get me on my first trip there. I was a complete newbie, havent discovered redsnake yet, and just sort of allowed her to 'talk' her way into the hotel. Its kind of funny as I look back on it now and read about these posts on here about her. I'm the typical average victim who got took in. lol.

I got caught by the Angela, the "shark", on my second trip to TJ. At the time it didn't seem like such a bad session. Might not have been the greatest, looking back, but not bad, either.
ECJuan

Angela gives good value. She Alejandra DF and Tanya are friends.

Angela and Tanya were the first AB chicas I met back around 1996. Definitely the most successful sharks in the whole school of sharks. Angela was my first session and I thought it was pretty good at the time (except for a snaggle tooth BJ that removed some skin from my unit), but after getting Tanya on the 2nd trip, Angela was downgraded to pest (still, I'm fond of her).

Shadow, that was fun and an excellent analysis with a good assist from Explorer...the trollers have got to be distinguished from the sharks.

What about Betty of Veracruz? no body talks about
her. I had a very good service today...GFE
all the way, all positions I could handle. She's
the typical mexican beauty, 5'6" natural B size,
long black hair...and she enjoys sex.
No Tanya today at AB....I hope that She'll be
tomorrow...well there are so many!

I included Betty as a day time All Pro. The cool thing about her is her expressive voice inflections. She is so cool!

I wanted to do something one day, she shook her finger and said "No. Never EVER!"

She told The Senator one day "Is this a BUSINESS trip? I'll bet your on a BUSINESS trip!"

>long black hair...

The Betty that said, "I bet you're on a BUSINESS trip to Adelita Bar," has short hair.

The Senator

Not really long...long, just the shoulder,very
sexy woman....I have a date with her today...she's
the best for me until now....I'll check for Tanya
again. Tijuana is a PLUS.

I'm looking for a sure thing of wild performance... I've read the whole board (look at the post time of this message, I haven't slept a wink!) and have some great notes for my first excursion into AB tomorrow, but I need a current recommendation for: 1)Looks 6-8, 2)Performance 8-10, 3)Attitude (Good) 8-10 and 4)Noise Level 8-10+). She (they) need to be willing to go to my Hotel. One or more come to mind, gentlemen? Also, any fellow mongers planning on a Wednesday or Thursday visit? I'd like to meet at least one other American down there in AB. I'm not a newbie to mongering, but definitely am to TJ. I was thinking about bringing some keychain-size Spacce Needles to give to the girls I like. Is this too cheesy... are they spoiled and would look down on such a trinket? I'm a Thailand vet and am looking forward to some fun. Email me if you like.

Smith or Elizabeth would make my All-Pro team, though like most girls I doubt either would go to someone's hotel they don't know. Just take them back-to-back and I am sure your that would be a "sure thing" for pleasure.
I saw Smith at CC on Friday, looking for customers...usually it is the other way around. So maybe on a weekday, you might have some luck.

Indyla

Get a room at AB. This is good advice.

I'm going to suggest another category, "the just off the bus" girls. You spot them by their unjaded appearance, still wide-eyed, no clique of friends, not sure what to do. I've met a couple. One that comes to mind is Lacy, met her on her first day at AB about 1.5 years ago, she had the look of child at Disneyland on her face, now she's hanging out in HC.

jesus and i got some FOB's(stolen from my asian friends as fresh off the boat, but we can change boat to bus). we caught ours at la tropa, but they are already getting recruited to dance at ab. i shutter at the thought. sure i want my girl to get as much money as she can, but they harden quick in there. i caught one a couple of years ago from ab, and she has changed completely. i think the best chance of catching the "fob" chicas is in the smaller bars like la tropa, tropical, la carretta, etc. of course a little spanish goes a long way.

Does Adelitas or Chicago bar get good on a Thursday night. If so about what time?

Aztec01,
Thursday is one of the best nights in my opinion, pretty much the same line up as Friday and Saturday with less hombres. Adelitas fires off from noon on, night shift after 9pm. Chicago usually doesn't start firing until 9pm.
CG

aztec01,
thursday is muy mujeres than mon, tue, & wed. also minus hombres. but don't sweat, go there anytime of the day or night and pick the one you think the best. drink a little, it improves the looks. caution though for you never know how some mujeres change there attitude once inside the cuarto. it's never written in thier forehead.

Has anyone seen a adelita's chicas that goes by the name Yenise or I don't know how she said it but she tend to hang out by the bar near the entrance of the club, she has an angel tattoo on her shoulder blade she said she from Columbia very exotic looking type bleach blonde hair was earing a white skirt?

I don't know her but 2 weeks ago they did an immigration sweep through the zona bars during prime weekend time. If she was there and didn't have papers to work in Mexico, she's in Columbia now.

Probably, last I saw of her was around October 2004, she must be in Columbia by now

THOMAS WROTE: "Probably, last I saw of her was around October 2004, she must be in Columbia by now"

Did you mean 2004 or 2006? I miss some chicas that retired quite sometime ago too.

Did you at least session with her? Any session review?

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