She was dancing this afternoon about 1:30. Very thin hard body real cute face light complexion light short hair, A cups.

I grabbed her after the dance and aked her if she goes to the hotel. She said yes for 50, I said I allways pay forty, my standard reply she said fine.

I said sucky fucky she said yes. I asked again sucky fucky she said yes again.

Got into the room she showered and I joined her.
Got onto the bed she did a little grinding routine
then handed me a condom to put on. Then she was starting to mount me. I said how about sucky? She said oh no I don't do that.

I really didn't phase me I was so horned up I just rolled her over and pile drived her from behind. She showered up again and left.

Attitude= B
Face=B
Body=A
Performance= C-

Would not repeat

I was down there Thursday, Late afternoon. Saw the same Mary. Wow, I think you got her completely wrong. She has absolutely no idea what to do.

I saw Mary dancing last night, same description, thin hard body, perky little titties, curly shoulder length hair with lots of blond highlights. Sat down with her and Alejandra (with the funky silver lined teeth, speaks very good English, said she was living in IB). Bought
both of them drinks. Alejandra did most of the talking since Mary doesn't speak a lick of English. Ended up taking the both of them upstairs. Never mentioned money, just asked them if they wanted to go up.

This was the weirdest trip up I've ever had. Both the best and worst session all rolled into one nice little half-hour (exactly half-hour, down to the minute. Yes, I timed it. Not intentionally, just happened to notice my watch when we entered and when the heavy panting was done, I digress).

THE GOOD: Anyways, we all got naked, usual Wat Yu Likke bayby. Well, downstairs Ale had told me that she enjoys doing girls, so naturally, I ask her what's-up-wit-dat? So she spread-eagles Mary and starts munching. Well, this is all fun and great but what about me? After a bit of this I ask them to give me some attention. When all the instructions and translations were completed I was very glad to have brought the both of them up. Imagine this, I'm on my back, Mary and Ale are on their knees squatting on either side of me, giving me a stereo view of some amazing ass. They start running their tongues up and down my shaft; Mary occasionally takes a detour to my balls. While their doing this, I'm banging the both of them with my fingers. Mary then swings over and straddles my face. I tell Ale to mount up, and like a good little girl she hopes up for a ride.

Because of the heat she isn't able to do her workout for very long. We switch. Ale lies down on her back, Mary gets on her all fours and I enter her from behind. While I'm going at with Mary like a woodpecker to a virgin forest, Ale lays exhausted and drenched in sweat. This lasts for a few minutes, but the heat was killing us.

So into the shower the three of us jump. I was having the time of my life. It was a shock to the system to have two hot chicas rubbing and caressing very inch of my over heated body while cold water splashes everywhere. While in the shower, Mary lifts her left leg up and invites me in. I slip inside of her, push her back against the wall lift her up so that I'm holding her body up with my hands under her ass. She uses her left leg on the shower wall to steady herself while her right leg and arms are wrapped around me. Ali pressed against my back massaging my balls as I'm bounding away.

Out of the shower we go. Ali lies down and we do a little missionary. Ali grabs Mary's head and pulls it to her breast for some sucking. After a bit of this I turn Mary on to her hands and knees. I enter from behind while Ali is licking any nipple she can wrap her tongue on. I gently push Mary's head down into the bed, forcing that incredible ass up. My GOD she has a lovely ass. I couldn't help myself; I gently slip my finger into her ass. No complaints. ok, even bigger smile appears on my face. I take out my finger and slip in my thumb. Hmm, still no complaints, even when my thumb was all the way in, right up to my palm. Yea, yea, I should have stuck the next thing that came to my mind in there but it didn't happen. I'll tell you why later (remember, this section is THE GOOD).

Again the sweat starts pouring down my face. We switch positions. I lay on my back, with my legs spread. Ali is next to me finishing me of with her hands. Mary climbs down between my legs and starts licking my balls, making UNREQUESTED but much appreciated detours to my ass. This is how we finished as the knock came.

THE BAD: The heat was ridiculous, making it very difficult to concentrate if you know what I mean. Just when things seemed like they were about to explode everywhere, sweat would start running into my eyes, and I felt like being on the verge of heat stroke. Because of this (at least that's what I'm telling myself), Mr. Happy was never quite fully awake. I'll be crying about that in my sleep for a few weeks. When I did pop it was more out of sheer determination to prove a point rather then a natural biological reaction.
Although more surreal then bad was the impression that I got from these two. It was like Ali was the puppet master and Mary was her puppet. Mary would start doing something and just keep at it until Ali told her to do something else.

THE UGLY: When we were in the shower, the condom came off. We all saw it fall, Mary says something to Ali who translates to me "She sa, itd ok but yu no cum inside her" (I didn't do either, got out of the shower and put a new condom on). Beware fellow mongers; she isn't the most health-oriented girl there. My take on Mary is that she hasn't been there very long. She didn't mind me fucking her without a condom, but she refused to blow me without it. That was why she chooses to lick my balls and ass instead of sucking me at the end (go figure). Mary really didn't know what to do. Anytime we did something different; Ali had to explain to her how and where. At the end, Ali was showing Mary how to use her hands because I swear, Mary's idea of a hand job is making the OK sign with her fingers in the proximity of a penis. Her blowjob wasn't much better. Ali caught me giggling when Mary was trying to suck on me because as she was sucking the image of my penis slipping in and out of the Chunnel kept flashing in my mind. I don't think she means to give bad service, I don't think she knows how to give service of any kind. During the whole session I felt like a porn director. I'd say something; Ali would then repeat it to Mary who would look up with those lost puppy dog eyes. Ali would repeat then the light bulb would click and then everyone would shuffle to a new position. The only other complaint I had was that as soon as the knock came, the caressing and touching ended. It would have bothered me more but I think everyone was just killing time by that point.

I only go down there about once very few months. This was the best session I've ever had. Even with the problems with the heat and Mr. Happies reluctance. Let's see,
First - two girls
First - two girls licking and sucking my dick at the same time
First - rim job
First - two girl sex in the shower
First - time a girl let me finger her ass while I was fucking her

Attitude - A
Face - A
Body - A+
Performance - Theirs - 2001 Nobel for Sex?
Mine - Ehh

Repeat - Hell ya, if you guys haven't jaded Mary before I can get down there again. It was a very difficult decision to post this. I was tempted to keep her a secret for as long as possible.

Cost - the issue of price never came up. Downstairs, before sex, even after sex, neither one of them mentioned money. After we were all dressed I gave them $60 each. I didn't notice either one of them counting it. They just gave me a peck on the cheek, said thank you (I guess Mary does know one word of English), and stuffed the money in their purses.

I left a two dollar tip for the clean up guys. By the time we were done, the bed was drenched with water and sweat. There were at least 4 possibly 5 condoms on the floor, bed, and I think Ali tossed one that stuck to the mirror. Ali insisted on using condoms for everything, which I respected. She even ripped one apart to use on Mary when she went down on her. Each time I switched girls it was off with the old and on with the new. If any one of you used room #502 last night, my apologies. The condom you found was probably mine.

Boy I sure hope I washed my hands , especially my left thumb, before eating those tacos before staggering back across the border. It still smells a little funny. Any one got a home remedy for this?

I met a couple of really cool guys down there. One was from LA, plays drums in a band, first time down to AB. You know who you are if you read this. I hope your trip up was fun. Drop a line on this board if you ever find it.

The other was a veteran of the scene, I mistaken you for Daytimer. Just saying Hi. I mostly come down to TJ by myself (a safety factor). Most of my friends all run in the same crowd and the possibility of my TJ adventures making it back to a potential girlfriend isn't something I would like to see. So I'm trying to find a new group of buddies to run with down there. Is that wrong? Anyway, the time in between sessions is much more enjoyable when others are there to party with you. Besides, my Spanish is good enough for Taco Bell (just barely, even they sometimes look at me with discuss when I order things).

Xhohner

Xhohner.....Wow!!! What a report. It gave me a hard-on....No kidding.

Mary is very new. I saw her for the first time two weeks ago and she said she had worked there for two days. I get the feeling from your report that she is just beginning to learn the sex trade.

At AB two Thursday's ago I commented to my buddy that I liked the looks of Mary. She reminded me of a favorite I have had for a long time at another bar also named Mary.

After her strip dance a waiter brought her over to me and brought drinks. My buddy secretly told the waiter to bring her over. He ended up buying her three drinks in my behalf. What a great buddy! I declined to take her to the room at that time because the evening was young and I had a list of girls I wanted to go to the room with.

"I grabbed her after the dance and aked her if she goes to the hotel."


You asked a dancer at Adelita if she goes upstairs? Hijole you really are innocent!

Daytimer,
I think she was much more relaxed when another chica was with her. When Ale went into the bathroom, she became noticeably tenser. In fact, at the start she was very reluctant to do anything until Ale came out of the bathroom. Once things started going, there was nothing I couldn't do as long as Ale was there. I think this was another reason I was having problems fully enjoying the session. It just felt a little weird to be doing someone who seemed terrified of the whole idea of sex. I prefer my partners to be on an equal level, don't really get into submissive behaviours, which is the only way Mary knows how to be.

YMMV definitely applies to her. If you can get her to relax, I think more fun can be had. I try to let the girls know through body language and facial expressions that I am completely harmless. some times this doesn't work because they then believe that I'm and idiot. But hey, ya do what ya can. And making others laugh is always a good thing.

I looked for you, but the description was kinda vague for me (blond with a crue cut). When I got down there I realized that I have no idea what a crue cut is. I've always kept my hair rather long.

Xhohner

Xhonher,

Jesus H Christ I was so close, yet so far away.
I would have really liked a BJ from her as she has has the most beautiful lips/mouth. She also has just the kind of spinner body I like.

Well you can't win'em all. I guess I'm batting about 990 now.

Also I had the gut feeling that she was a tweaker.
What do you think? Or more accurately why would you care? Dam!!!

Xhonher....I am sorry I missed you last night. I was sitting at the back bar until about 10:30pm before going to CC.

My hair is buzz cut with a #2 blade. Many people think I am military. Perhaps we can hook up some other time.

Innocent, I hadn't thought about the tweaker factor. Silly me, I just assumed that she was the bashful farmer girl and I was her Conquering Pirate. Very understandable if you've ever looked into those puppy dog eyes as she's LICKING YOUR A-HOLE. Don't really know enough tweakers to say one way or another. Someone describe to me what tweaker behaviour is and I'll tell you if she meets the criteria.

You didn't miss much with the BJ. If I hadn't opened my eyes, I wouldn't have realized that my dick was in her mouth. The slight change in temperature should have been a dead givaway. I think penis(s) (penei?) scare her. I really do.

Speaking of CC. I went there on Thursday between checking out AB and walking the alley giving banditos a chance to feed their children. This probably belongs in the "Chica say the darnest things" topic, but you know the daytime (how many can that be) blond chica at CC? Some of the other girls call her the "dollar girl" (or something like that) because she's always asking people for a dollar. skinny, nice body, 5'8" (with heels). On thursday she was dancing in the afternoon wearing on her head what looked like a big wash spoonge (you know, the synthetic kind that everyone hangs from their shower but no one dares to use because we all know that there's things living in there that are unnatural). Well, anyways, I walk in, she drags, she sees me and starts tugging on my sleeve until I go to the alcove with her. There, she proceeds to show me her wedding pictures. WHITE gown, cake, the works. Then she asks me if I want to go upstairs?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE THINKING. HOW FUCKING FUCKED UP DO YOU FUCKING HAVE TO FUCKING BE TO FUCKING THINK THAT FUCKING WEDDING FUCKING PICTURES ARE A GOOD FUCKING MARKETING TOOL IN THE FUCKING INDUSTRY....fuck.

That was exactly how I was feeling at that time. Hmm, tweaker behaviour?

xhohner

Xhohner,

I thought the CC chica you were talking about at first was Nancy a dancer there I used to do her fairly regularly there a couple of years ago.

She was very pretty had very white skin natural blonde hair Great BBBJ and great in the room. Definitely no loofa sponge hair do. She used to come around and ask for a buck though. Highly reccomended.

Tweakers, I've seen alot of them and they can vary to some extent. Some things in common: saying one thing and doing something else(but I guess that can apply to many of the chicas down there.

One thing that is allways a tip off is a strange disturbed unpeacefull look in the eyes mixed with an intermitent glaze of euphoria.(oops that was me in the mirror while shaving this morning LOL) Very thin is usually suspicious and un smooth movements while walking or doing other things.

Very talkative with little eye contact during conversation and the tendency to tell tall tales about why they need your financial assistance for which they will gladly repay you on Tuesday.

Overall it's just a sense that never feels right when you're around them. I work around alot of guys in construction when I first came out here in
85 and it was everywhere.

Oh one other thing when she was doing her grinding routine on me to start it was without a condom and it sure seemed like she was trying to mount me without it.

In the past I would have gone for it. Fortunately it is a dangerous habit I 've been succesfull in breaking like drunk driving. Both took years to change.

I do rest easier having protected sex and not driving while plastered any more.

I can thank Kendrick's for his on durex ultra sensitive condoms.

Innocent,
I'm pretty sure it's Nancy we are talking about. Late 20's, short hair. She has offered me a BBBJ in the past. And has always asked me for a buck everytime I stick my head in there and see her. I've never gone up with her, mostly because she's not the type I look for when I'm down there.

Her hair wasn't a loofa sponge hair do. She had one on top of her head like a hat. Maybe it was part of her wedding outfit, who knows. She kinda terrifies me. Don't know why, maybe the constant chatter.

I did sit down with her and bought her a drink once. She's definitely not the shy type in the booth. She was massaging my penis and I was trying to see how far I could put my finger in her pussy before the waiter came back with the drinks. She's got a nice landing strip to help guide the digits. It's amazing the things they let you do if you plaster a stupid cheesy grin on your face and try very hard not to understand anything they say. Think she would blow me in the bar? Wonder what that would be like.

xhohner

Xhonner,

You know it sounds like we may be talking about the same chica after all. I used to ask her to bed over at the table and finger fuck her at the table in front of a couple buddies.

Hey that's entertainment. And yes BBBJ was one of her special ties and she was good at it.

I don't remember as being a chatty Kathy but in the room she was a crack up. She would get down to her panties and back up against the wall act like she was afraid and say,"oh no what are you going to do to me", "Help, Help".

I would throw her on the bed and usually say something like I'm going to shove my cock down your throat.

Then I did and she would deep throat me. I actually used to lay her on her back and drill her in the mouth and she was fine with it as long as I went slowly. She was great, If we're talking about the same chica.

Short real blond pixie haircut and blond pubies white skin, great natural B cups and dynamite ass and legs. God I'm starting to miss her now.

I don't know where you'd get a BJ in the CC but It never hurts to ask.