Maria Feliz: Rating - Looks: 0 (or minus many), Body: 0 or minus, Services 10 (if you believe it...), Persistence: 20 (on a scale of 10). Identification: Mature and always wears a scarf over her head (granny style). Location: often stands near the "fruit salad" stand on the north-east (not north-west, there's 2 of 'em).corner of M. F. Martinez & 1st by the 24 hour taco shop. Schedule: I only frequent the area daytimes but I've seen her there between noon and 6 pm, supposedly she works all hours.

I gotta' tell you that this is a second-hand post (and no disrespect to rickfeliz), and I think maybe I shoulda' posted it in the "Chica BS" or "Humor" sections - but - I just had to share this. My favorita has quite a sense of humor, but, read on........

The story is that Maria Feliz began her career in El Paso, Texas at age 12. Well, if that's true then she's had ample opportunity to perfect her craft. She is allegedly 100 years old (isn't that the name of a tequila - Cien Anos), and reportedly at the peak of her skills. My favorita says that she hates her because she is fierce competition ! Apparently, she has many young guys as customers, who prefer her because: (a) sin condon, (b) BBBJ (with her choppers removed - I guess she gums it), (c) anal, and (D) her skill level. There could be something to this because 78 years is time sufficient to perfect a blow job. Anyway, she is so skilled that she has customers that occasionally visit from the U.S. That pay her U$ 100.00 (and even U$ 200.00) - all this in a part of the street where 100 PESOS is standard for 20 minutes. OK, OK, sounds like chica BS to me. So I had my favorita describe her and.... sonofabitch, I remember this woman......I was passing the corner and she said something to me (that I couldn't hear) and, but for her age, the encounter would've passed for a solicitation. I remember thinking "No, I musta' read that wrong, she's a million years old." Anyway I've seen her since that first time, and presumed that she was the granny of the fruit cart guy - trying to help him drum up business. And now my favorita tells me this story...... Just enough truth that I know of .... that it could be true. While I consider myself curious, this lady is beyond my venue. But if anybody finds out the real story, please let me know.

The side benefit is that I keep telling my favorita - in passionate moments - "Me haces feliz, Maria" ("You make me happy, Maria" - and her name is not "Maria") (Did I mention that I have a sense of humor, too. 'course I not sure she does anymore, she started calling me "Francisco" which seems more formal than the "Frankie" she usually calls me.)

Pauncho

Maria Feliz must live in the zona, I saw her going northbound on the west side of Avenida Ninos Heroes just north of Articulo 123 (1st), just as I was passing a couple of SGs. They both greeted her with great respect... For her reputed skills or for her age, I do not know.

A week or two ago I saw her going into Hotel Cumbala with a client.

Isn't anybody gonna' do a first-hand report on this hottie ?

Reportedly passed away (of old age) about 6 months ago. R.I.P.