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	-Chica Reports	5		2003/01/12, 07:13 pm

It is across the street from AB & LC. I went in once last weekend in the early afternoon. Dull and empty but the doorman and waitress were both friendly and helpful. Wasn't expensive and there is a round dance stage in the middle of the club. So I thought I'd stop again some evening.
Saturday night I go in about 8 pm. A dozen men and a few chicas scattered around. I go to the bar. The dancer, Lupita, finished set one and still in her dress comes to the bar to talk to the barkeep. She sorta-accidently sticks her ample rear in the front of my pants and gives it a wiggle, then goes "oh excuse me!" I say "no prob" and pull in her hip with my free right hand. You could say we got friendly...There were continuous strip acts after that, all were okay. Recommended for strip shows.

So about a week later I went back to do the dancer. She is maybe 5-4, chubby, short dark styled hairdo, friendly, speaks english, goes to some accounting class during the day. The manager tells me they have a couple real nice rooms upstairs that have been recently remodeled. $10 or $11, more than 20 minutes.
She wanted $40, but is very negotiable, agreed to about half that much. So they open the gate to the narrow stairs to the room, nice remodel job, we shower. Then cbj, multiple positions, etc. No knocks, & she aims to please.

As Erip recently reported, this place has turned into a massage parlor. Based on Erip's report, it was very high on my list of places to check out. Mostly because of the promise of all the girls in Schoolgirl uniforms ...

Before I even got there, Franco met me in the street and started singing the praises of the club ... damn, now I was really getting excited! Well my first stop-in was a real disappointment ... the downstairs was empty, and they only had two girls upstairs. They all said it was still early (about 8), so I said I'd come back later.

I came back again, this time at 11 ... I was greeted out front by a chick with a clipboard who spoke perfect English. When I walked in, they yelled for all the girls to line up, about 8 in total. To my sheer and utter disappointment, only two chicks were in the schoolgirl uniforms ... one red and one green. The rest were in everyday clothes. That just sucked.

I knew on first glance none of these chicks were my type. I sat on a very comfortable couch, ordered a beer ($1.50) and had a couple of other English speaking guys give me the "scoop" about the place. Basically you can take a girl up to a massage room for $40, then the rest is negotiable with the girl.

I'd say none of the girls were over a 6 at best ... however, I actually contemplated going up with the girl in the green schoolgirl outfit, even though she was a little chubby and the buttons and seems of her top looked ready to burst. Oh, the power of that uniform! Luckily I talked myself out of it and got my rocks off elsewhere.

Probably a YMMV place, and to be fair it was a weeknight. IMO, they need to get back to putting all the chicks in the schoolgirl outfits or I'll never set foot in there again.

-Superman-

The other mongers I was with and I popped our heads into this place a couple days ago. Just to ask about price, and to see if there was anything we liked.

There was only four girls in their little "lobby" type area. A lined up wasn't asked for since we made it clear that we were just checking it out. The girls were ok looking, just nothing special. I too was disappointed to see no schoolgirl uniforms.

I will be stopping in here on my future visits to see if there is anything I like.


-snapper-

There is a lot of money being spent at La tropa for the message parlor in back of the bar. Even have a jacuzzi room according to Abe, the mesero/manager.

One would think they will have very good looking women to get back their investment.

sometime over the last couple of weeks la tropa pulled their chicas out of the patio bar. currently they sit in the back of the pool hall and use the same hotel the la tropa bar chicas use. i don't really know any chica specific information, but they are doing a great business. they are doing some serious renovations to what use to be the massage parlor behind the bar.

The chicas Sampson mentions in the back room of La Tropa can be SERIOUSLY attractive. The chica that was blowing kisses at me walking up the stairs with a client last weekend was almost too attractive to believe.

Re: El Patio, their aggressive marketing is EXTREMELY annoying. The guy on the corner of Const. and Coahuila speaks good English and is pleasant enough, I guess, but asking me if I'm 'ready for my massage' every time I make a lap got old in a big hurry. I told the guy like 200 times, I DON'T WANT A FUCKING MASSAGE!

The two times I did poke my head into El Patio (both before 8 PM) I didn't see a single soul, including a bartender in the place. Of course the dude on the corner was still blabbering on about 6 AM one night, so I guess it's a night time deal.

Even during peak hours the chicas won't hang out downstairs in the bar area when there are no customers. They are upstairs - if you stay around they will be summoned and will migrate down to the bar. It's a nice place with some cute chicas, but just another stupidly run operation in TJ. They've got the unusual asset for an MP of having a bar/club area where customers can mingle and get a feel for the chicas...but they can't seem to get over the MP culture of isolating the chicas and presenting them downstairs as if it was a line-up.

I just tried El Patio tonight. The waiting room is well lit so chicas cannot hide. The lineup include from 10 to 15 chicas so it's OK to just peek inside and leave. You can have drinks with chicas but not much privacy so not sure how one would go about frenching any girl in there.
The room upstairs are clean, new carpet, bed is well not very comfortable but heck it gets the job done. Many towels and bathroom is clean.
You have 3 choices:
a. $40 with no extra for a lousy massage. Who is dumb enough to go for that?
b. $80 includes everything for 30 min
c. $40 for massage, you negotiate price with chica and you get one hour. I tried this option and offered $50 to the chica so maybe I offered too much as she accepted without any hesitation. So next time I'll offer $40 instead. There was no knock and I doubt they would knock with option b.
Selection ranges from 4.0 to 7.0, not bad at all.
I'd say the selection at new Deja Vu in ZN is slightly better.

The reason she accepted the $50 is that is what she gets as the cut from the $80 if you pay for the "sex only" option. I saw this transaction from mamasan to the girl the last time I was there.

Bingo
Thanks then I will stick to $50 offer to get one hour massage. $90 for one hour with clean room and bathroom. Only problem that I see this is a short option as lineup will probably stay the same. I saw only 3 or 4 I could do.

I think the school girl outfit really boosts up their rating. There are some younger girls there like Ana and Brenda who are probably 7-8 scale but look much better in those outfits. Great fun doing them with their outfits stil on..

El Patio is undergoing a major exterior renovation. I wonder if they'll keep the name.

Reytj

They finally got around to renaming it Mermaid's.

Reytj