Here I go again…….

(Do I have to reference Van Halen for using that phrase?)

Ok ! This is really going to be something….. or my name aint (If Aint Aint in the dictionary how do you know how to spell it?) John 'tpg' Smith alias Ta-Da Du-Du Du-Du Du-Du Du-Du Dunt-Ta....The TwaT Man ! (It is in the dictionary and it is spelled ‘it’ ! So you can save the jokes Milky)

I am starting a full time ‘Cunt Hunt’ out of my TJ hotel this Friday, May 9, 2003.

I Love Non-Zona Chicas ! (Well I love La Zona Chicas too !)

I have been building a hotel in Tijuana for the past 3 years.

It is almost ready to open !

This Friday I am starting a full time office hunting for wannabe putas.

I have a restaurant, a bar, a night club and 20 jr. suites ready to go. There is going to be 49 additional jr. suites, a fitness center, lap pool and party jacuzzis, a free massage parlor, café with views of Los Angeles (well all of San Diego anyway) and more….

If any hombre is interested in observing me, laughing at me, or helping me hunt cunt; the room rate is $69 per night and me John 'tpg' Smith starring live on stage in the TwaT Man show is FREE ! (I am sure there will be lots of Chicas looking for gringos.....all weekend !)

IF I AM SPAMMING BY RECCOMENDING MY OWN TJ HOTEL AS THE PLACE TO BE I APOLOGIZE ! SINCE IT MIGHT BE SPAM I WONT MENTION IT AGAIN UNLESS SOMEONE ASKS ME ABOUT IT.

THANK YOU !

I am running the ‘dama de compania’ ad again butt due to the success of the last ad I am now starting the ‘Cunt Hunt’ out of my own hotel before it opens. (Who thinks the maquilladora chicas will be impressed by a 7 million dollar hotel owning gringo?)

If any of you hombres are really tuff guys let me know who you are and you can help me audition the chicas. To be frank and I’m not usually frank because I am usually John 'tpg' Smith, the biggest problem I have is too many chicas answer the ad and I can’t try them out fast enough before they fall through the schedule. I mean I have to strike while the portal of opportunity is open. They don’t have phones and if they aren’t confident of scoring they loose interest fast. They want love at first site and to be honest I can only fall in love at first sight once per erection or approximately 6-7 times a day. Which is enough for me butt there are lots lots lots more chicas wanting to be tried out each day the ad runs.

The best way to reach me is by email (tpg@twatman.com) or yahoo instant messenger ('sixtynineplayboys'/ 'twatcam' http://login.yahoo.com/config/login_verify2?.src=pg&.done=http://messenger.yahoo.com/webmsgr/launcher.php?) or my office (858.503.6813) or my porn studio (1.866.456.POON) or my cell mail (6199956633@mobile.att.net) or my new Telnor number at the hotel (from the usa 01152.664.686.5770 or from MX 686.5770) if you try the hotel on Friday we will be there all day doing adresponse !

God thank you for making me the TwaT Man that I am because I love to hunt cunt !

So once again stay tuned for a more interactive TwaT Man Adventures Story including streaming live video of interviews…..plus !

John 'tpg' Smith
tpg@twatman.com

I am the TwaT Man
Koo Koo Ka Choo !

Just to be clear, it may be possible that few, if any, chicas will show up on Friday in response to the add. If so, what exactly are the guys that respond to your post going to do?

Also, what are the 'duties' of any guys who show up, assuming that some chicas show up, do you need translators?

The ads arent even going to run until Saturday as it turns out the chica who placed the ads didnt get the ad submitted in time.

I am going to be just sitting there waiting with my thumbs up my ...... well I will just be hanging around waiting.

Any Hombres who want to just hang around are welcome to just hang around.

We are having a little problem with our operating permit. The inspector hasn't showed up yet.... So no rooms are available this weekend.

The Azteca is just down the street.

I don't need help with translating I need help trying out the chicas and choosing which ones I should hire as Dama De Companias for the Investment club members who are going to be staying at the hotel...

tpg