Before running into Dulce-CC recently, I asked a nearby chica (Maria): "Do you know Dulce?". She answered: "I don't know Dulce, but I do know bitter". It may have been the wittiest English phrase I've ever heard from a chica. For those who don't know, dulce means sweet in Spanish.

She's got a pretty face, but I didn't notice anything else because it seemed like she was beginning to get a bit sarcastic and rude with me, probably because I was occupying the bar stool next to her (near the rear of CC) and making no indication that I was interested in her (maybe she wanted to get me to leave so that her girlfriend could sit down next to her).

A Maria, I just left a girl named Maria kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

At AB, I recently met a Maria who might be the same girl you met, ootie. She spoke such a good English I had to ask her "where did you learn English?".

Her answer: "at doggy position".