Guys,

I was bored out of my skull last night so, after returning from the gym, I headed down to TJ for a few beers and some Spanish pussy. The place was totally dead. I think the Mexicans are really feeling the hurt now that there are practically no gringos heading down to the red-light area. I counted only 4 Americans, including myself in the alley. Unfortunately many of the chicas had decided to take the night off because it was so slow. When I cruised the alley there was only about 1/4 of the girls hanging around. None looked that great. I decided to watch the titty show at the Hong Kong bar and tank up on some alcohol to see if that would improve my vision. After 45 minutes and 4 beers I headed out into the alley again... nope the girls were still pretty bad. I proceeded to top off my tank with 3 more beers at the Hacienda Bar. That did it... I saw a gal across the street and motioned for her to come over. Her body was okay but her face could have peeled paint off the hood of a Chevy. I didn't care. I was on a mission. After my last fiasco in TJ I was determined to find that cheap fuck. She agreed to $15 sin ropa y en el culo (without clothes, and anal if I wanted it). After a fairly decent BBBJ I put the raincoat on the little general and proceeded to fuck her perrito style. There was no way in hell I was going to fuck her missionary. I couldn't bear to see that hideous face. At least doggie style I could bury her face in the pillow. Her pussy was so fucking loose it was (as my good friend Epimetheus likes to say) "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". I switched to anal. It was so loose I felt I was fucking a pussy! Oh, what the hell - it felt good and I had a good buzz going... I finished my business, paid the girl and headed home.

Better than my last trip... (prog)

Great, honest report

Ditto that. "Throwing a hotdog down a hallway" - LOL.

MrBillO^™--- ~ I got more pussy than a Tampax... ~