-Aardvark's Masage Parlor Tour

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By Strikeeagle on Monday, October 15, 2001 - 12:36 pm:  Edit

With FULL Credit to Aardvark.

Well, I'll jump to the end of this post right away and say that Real Ejecutivo is still the best MP (IMHO) in TJ. OK, that said, here's my experiences over the 3 days I was recently in TJ.

Let me start by stating my MO when I go to a MP. It reaches the same conclusion that other "methods" do but it's how I've been doing it for many years in TJ and the US and it works for me so I'm sticking to it. After the initial negotiation with the receptionist/manager/owner/money-taker and paying for the session, I start the private session by handing the girl a $100 bill and stating matter-of-factly what exactly I'm looking for during the next 60-90 minutes. Now, this doesn't involve pliers & peanut butter but does include GFE, mutual massaging, mutual showering, mutual oral, and sex. If I sense any hesitation, I just smile, put the bill away and then give the girl a pre-tip of $20 (sometimes more) and say that I just want a great massage then. If it follows this route (instead of whole-hearted agreement), it sometimes falls into what I want anyway after talking to the girl during the massage and offering to give them a massage (which is NEVER turned down).

Upon arriving in TJ, Erip and I walked over to Ejecutivo from the Lucerna as we had 40 minutes to kill. Erip had visited there once in the past but hadn't seen the VIP room. Walking down the street, I initially noticed the 2 security guards mingling outside. They didn't bother us as we walked up the stairs to the entrance. The front door was open which leads into an entryway to another door. This door was locked which was a first for me so I buzzed the buzzer. The door was opened by the smiling Gresilda who greeted me by name even though it's been almost 8 months since my last visit. We walked in and I noticed some security monitors but I couldn't tell where their cameras were all pointing. I re-introduced her to Erip and we sat down in their lounge to meet the girls. The first to walk out was Susanna who I had been with during my last (long ago) visit and enjoyed for her great massage and her demeanor. She had transformed from a cute, fresh-faced chica to a beautiful, savvy woman. She remembered me and gave us both firm handshakes and sexy smiles. The next two chicas (sorry, names escape me) were attractive and trained the same way in greeting potential customers but it was the fourth who stirred us both. Her name was Alejandra and she barely came into the room and when had to ask her 3 times to repeat her name as she was shyly saying it. What stirred us was she was an incredibly beautiful flaca chica with gorgeous long dark hair. Gresilda came back out and I inquired about Gabriella and was told she wasn't working anymore. I also asked about Alejandra and Erip asked about the chica he had been with from the past but both also were AWOL. It's a shame because the past Alejandra was awesome in the GFE & heat department. Gresilda then gave us a tour of the VIP room and after some more mutual flirting, I promised to come back during my visit. Regretfully, I didn't!

The next day, Erip dropped me off at the Pueblo Amigo center as he went off on his journeys. I first noticed the Luxor Spa as its right next to the PA hotel. I walked in and it looked like an ordinary beauty salon. A chica approached me and asked me what I was looking for. I asked if they gave massages and she said "yes". She introduced herself (?) and 2 other chicas. The main chica and one of the others were about 7's but the third (Isabella)was a young little cutie (7 ½ - 8). I chose her and she smiled at me with a mouth full of braces. I was told "$35 for an hour" and I inquired about 90 minutes. That seemed to stump her and I just paid her the $35 and then another $20 for "30 more minutes". I followed Isabella down the hallway as she was seemingly being coached by the receptionist. We entered the room and it was non-descript with a table, a clothes rack, and some artwork…but nothing else. I was told to take my clothes off and Isa would be right back. I heard some more talking outside the door and a few minutes later, Isa came into the room and shyly looked at me. I went through my "speech" and she smiled brightly, kissed the $100 bill and gave me a big kiss. I slowly took off her clothes and I don't know how close she was to her stated "19 years old" but it was certainly lower. She was very shy and I discovered that I was her first client and that was what all of the "coaching" was about. After some more kissing, we went into the shower and cleaned each other up. The massage was OK and then it was my turn. I gave her a pretty nice massage that led to some oral on my part. She was pretty shocked by her own reaction to this and then I told her it was her turn. She got off the table to get a condom and I told her I wanted the oral sin condom. She seemed very hesitant but went for it anyway. I laid back on the table and she did only a semi-decent job but she then started climbing on sin condom. I told her "no" which confused her. She put the condom on and I finished with her lying on the table and me standing next to it. We showered again and she walked me out to the lobby. I gave her a kiss on the forehead and collected my $20 from the desk for the unused extra 30 minutes.

I walked through the plaza a little bit and saw Mermaids. I walked in and there were 4 chicas sitting on a couch and watching TV. The most vocal one was named Gabby and she asked if I wanted a massage. I asked for a tour first and she showed my basic rooms that all had their own showers in them. I asked about prices and she showed me a menu that started at $25/hr for a massage with their clothes on and went in increments of $5 to a $45/hr for naked. I chose the $45 one and I chose her which made her very happy. She was about an 8 and the others ranged from 5-7. She took me to a room and told me to take my clothes off. When she came in, I gave my speech which she vetoed on a couple levels. She said "no' to the GFE and "no" to the mutual oral (she would do me but didn't want it done to herself). I put the $100 away and gave her $20 and said that, "just a massage would be fine".

She took her clothes off and had a very nice body with large, seemingly-natural breasts. She had exotic features and had a skin tone that resembled more a very tan chica then a latina. The massage was very good and she told me that she worked at New Body as well (they're owned by the same people). I offered her a massage which she agreed to. Halfway through, she practically begged to fuck (mostly for the extra $$) but I also think she really enjoyed the massage. I declined as I had already been "satisfied" and I had extensive plans for later. I gave her another $20 and told her I might see her at New Body. While walking out, I saw only one other chica so the other 2 were either at lunch or "busy".

The next day after some debating on what time we wanted to tackle the border traffic (we later another friend off at New Body. A very nice exterior that resembled a large plush house. We walked in and the receptionist greeted us. She went to get the chicas and I then thought she was standing in the other room…but…it ended up being Gaby from the previous day at Mermaids. The confusion was that all of the chicas were wearing the same outfit…a quasi-school girl uniform with a plaid skirt, knee socks, and a black blouse (OK, a school girl from Hell). The line-up had about 5 chicas in it and Gaby had told me the previous day that they had about 20 chicas working there. I asked my friend if he was interested and he said, "yes", so I went out to tell Erip that we were staying. I let my friend pick first and he chose the receptionist who was a stunner (at least an 8). I only wavered for a second and chose a little cutie (7 - 7 ½) named Jenny (I think) which I think upset Gaby. Later I evaluated my choice and qualified it by telling myself that I didn't get what I wanted from Gaby the previous day so "why choose her again?" but then thought that maybe more of my "needs" would have been met if I had chose her a second time. We inquired about their Jacuzzi rooms and after some confusion on the chica's part, we were told that neither was ready. Their menu was similar to Mermaid's with the additions of 60 & 90 minute Jacuzzi packages that were $50 & $80 respectively. We both chose the "naked" session and walked to our respective rooms. After getting undressed, J walked into the room and I again gave me "speech". She seemed a little hesitant but agreed. I helped her undress and before the last piece of clothing fell, she reached over to lower the lighting dramatically. She had a cute body but was evidently a mother. The massage was pretty good and when we switched she really got into the massage I was giving her. The musky aroma made it evident that she was reeeally getting into it so I started kissing from her neck to her pelvis. I got her off which made me almost lose my ears from her tugging and then she got up and started stroking me. Time was limited so I just took the condom she had laid on the table and put it on and proceeded to fuck her while standing next to the table. She seemed to get off again and I certainly did myself so we walked to the shower room which had individual stalls (3). While in there my friend came in as well and I first saw how hot his chica was. After showering, I saw a few other girls walking around in towels and it was a pretty erotic scene. I dressed, chatted for a few minutes with J and waited for my friend. We proceeded to walk to AB to meet up with Erip and we compared notes. I joked with him about choosing the chica I wanted and he honestly thought I was going to choose the girl from the previous day. He was very impressed with his choice but said she wanted $140 and he talked her down to $120. This intensified to me that my "MO" is still the better way to go.

OK, that all said, I very much regret not going to Executive at all that 3 days. Part of it had to do with the fact that they don't open until 2 in the afternoon. Gresilda, if you're reading this…think about opening at noon. BTW, I meant what I said…you looked fantastic on Tuesday. She was wearing jeans, a tight red top, and red sneakers and was just pure caliente! Executive is still by far the classiest place in town and it's evident that customer service is still a priority. The lounge, the VIP room, the regular rooms, the chicas & their demeanor all spell class. True, it's not for everyone and that's fine. SGs aren't for everyone either. The VIP room is $180 for 90 minutes of plush fun with a beautiful chica. I have never had a bad time "at" Executive (just a bad experience on an outcall with a long-gone chica) and Gresilda will make sure you have a great time. I will be visiting the VIP room with
Susanna on my next visit!


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