With full credit to Milkman.

hi

Here is my report on club fetishes.
It is located right after Caleinte near the walking bridge to Rev Ave. A little before the mechincal bull , you will see the sign of top of the building for it. I have past this place hundreds of times and this is the first time i have been inside.

I was leaving Las Pulgas and have a lot too drink and was all over the place and didn't want to drive home in this condition or be taken into protective custody at the border so i was thinking of just relaxing on of the benches.

I meower ( barker ) came up to me and asked if i wanted a chic , i told him now and he sat down next to me on the bench. He asked if i wanted a blowjob or sex with a hot girl and i told him strippers are not my type and i was looking for a sinaloa next door type of girl. Of course he said we got these type of girls here too. He offered me a good deal on sodas , i couldnt drink anymore. So after talking to me for about 5 mins , he said you are from the east coast , New York right ? and i replied no Boston . I wanted to see if they were gonna play " fuck the tourist ".

So i went in and the place stunk real bad , Kendricks would love this place !! There is 2 sections , the first section has a pool table and tv's and a walk up type bar. Then you enter another room and this is the room that stunk .

There was about 7 girls around most taller than karl Malone , a closer look and my instincts were correct about 4 of them were guys. They all had huge fake tits and didn't look ugly but were very americanized. All 4 of the Bambi all stars came up to me asking if i wanted a lap dance , when i refused they asked about sex upstairs , i was quoted prices from 20 smacks to 50 smacks. With a few of them i joked around and told them i was already at bambi's tonight. To my surprise 2 of them asked me " what is bambi's in English ? These girls/guys are not even from mexico but from san deigo . One of them sat down next to me and was talking to me for a while she was a tall brunnette with the fakest tits i have ever seen. She told me i could bring her home for the night for 100 dollars after work. Here is another one that lives in San Diego and i asked her " where do you live , the Hillcrest area and she/he just laughed and said no.

i was sitting next to some kids who were having a blast and i could here them saying these girls are hot , not knowing there were guys. The girls that were girls were busted and one came up to me and she could hardly stand and offered me full service for 10 dollars.

After shooting down all the chics , a waiter came over to me asking if i needed "anything" if i wanted a girl or drugs whatever i wanted to ask him. He ended up sitting down next to me and i busted his balls saying these girls are Bambi all stars , he laughed so loud , he didn't deny it and said i thought you were from Boston , I told him i was but i have lived here for about 16 months. He asked where do i go when i come here and told him Las pulgas and he said oh these are totally different girls , we both started laughing becuase i pointed to my dick and said yea i like my girls to have smaller dicks than me.

There was one hot girl but again she had fake tits ( real girl ) but her tough guy boyfriend was with her the whole time and every time she came downstairs from a lapdance she would give him the money and would start making out with him.

Everybody i talked to in here spoke english. The waiters never hassled me and i was in here for about 90 mins and only drank 3 cokes. The waiters did poke fun of some of the patrons that were in here. There was one older gentleman that had a beard that almost touched the floor and when he was leaving 2 of the waiters said " see you later ZZ top " , I had to laugh because it was right on que and was funny as shit.

Other than poking fun of some of the patrons that was about it , i never saw anybody complain and saw no ripp offs here.

The chica factor - in looks around 4 to 6 out of ten. The ones that were girls looked like they were high. The shemales /tv's were of highly quality and were very nice even with me rejecting them they didn't run away and sat and talked with me.


The happy meal Spanish factor -- not a problem here as everyone spoke English.

NO ripp offs spotted NO waiters coming over to you 10 times a second asking "buy a beer for girl ? "

Place smelled worse than the TJ beaches.

High drink prices.

I hope this is a decent report that will help you decide whether this place is for you or not.

take care and good luck in TJ

milk

When did this bar turned to a TV bar? I went there about a year ago the women looked real didn`t see anything different about them. if this bar did turned to a TV bar. I`LL stay away from that bar.it did looked promising when it first opened.

Maybe they are just large hairy masculine women with deep voices. I felt a few and they were either women or post op.

You guys are my heroes! Thanks for examining even the last shithole in TJ and report back about it.

Club has been closed for some time. They tried to reopen but that lasted just a few weeks. The night-time traffic has dwindled to the point that most places close around 8 or 9pm.