With full credit to CoolHandLuke.

I went to TJ at about noon with visions of grandeur of meeting up with Ariceli and Tanya. They were certainly visions as neither happened, but more awaited me.

I drove to the border and parked at the Border Station Parking which when you take the "Last USA exit" exit, and turn right at the end of the road, that's the first parking lot. The employees there are always nice.

Moving on...I walked past the first set of gates, and decided to do something that I'd never done before, and that is to walk to the zona. I'd never tried this in the past because, probably my nerves got the best of me, and also because usually, I always go late at night. But, since this was during the day, I felt safe and the directions that I had seemed specific enough, but I was willing to find out, seeing that I could always walk back if I got lost.

I didn't realize the zona was so close from the border, and because of that, I didn't get lost and found it rather easily after maybe one instance where I wondered if I was going the right way. Outside of that, I found the alley easily.

Seeing that one of my goals was to meet up with Ariceli, I found the Hotel Teresa where she supposedly is, but I couldn't find her after walking around for about a half hour and maybe more. Then something interesting happened...

I was walking from the middle of the alley to where I thought Ariceli would be (the opposite side of Adelita's) and a police officer came up to me. I can't understand a word of Spanish outside of "hola" and "gracias". In any case, he startd talking to me in Spanish, which I didn't understand and then finally, after about five minutes, a cohort of his appeared and asked if I could speak Spanish. When I replied "no", the first officer questioning me, told me I could go. I then went to the opposite side of the street, and although I should have left the alley completely, I didn't. This proved to be a slight mistake, as, I went to the opposite side of the street and stood against the wall. I knew the officer would come back, for some reason, and he did. He then started talking to me again in Spanish which I didn't understand. His cohort arrived shortly after. The first officer then started grabbing at my sweatshirt that I was carrying and I didn't understand why he was doing this. Finally I let him do what he wanted, and he started shaking it to see if anything would pop out of it. Nothing did and he set that aside. He then motioned to me to put my hands up against the wall and he proceeded to strip search me. Unbelievable. I assume I must have fit the description of someone he was looking for, because although it's probably believable, I can't believe he'd do that to just anyone. I didn't think I was carrying myself suspiciously, but I suppose it's possible. Anyway, needless to say, I was shaken, and I went as fast as possible to Adelita's for a refuge in the dim lights. I learned something new there...just leave the scene if a two-bit Mexican policeman starts hassling you for no good reason.

I walked around for a while inside until I got my bearings, however, I couldn't see the girls too well from inside and I wanted to see how they looked in the daylight, so I thought I'd go outside and lean up against a fencepost and watch the proceedings.

There was a girl that went upstairs that I could have sworn looked like Tanya, from the pictures that I've seen, and so, partly because of her, I waited and for her to come down. I think I must have waited for 30 minutes or longer. There were one or two very attractive girls, but the girl that looked like Tanya really caught my eye.

Finally, she came back down and I caught up to her inside AB. I asked her name, and she said "Sondra". At least I'm really sure that's what she said. Anyone know of this girl? She was very attractive and had a killer body. Just the same, after staying in AB for a bit more, I thought I'd take a peek down the alley again.

As I did, who did I see, but Guadalupe. From all reports that I'd read, this had to be her, from her red dress and very pretty face. As I caught a good glimpse of her, she was ushered away by another monger. So I bided time and waited more. Finally she came back, and I hurried over to her and asked her name. "Guadalupe" was her reply. BINGO. Without negotiating price or anything else, I took her upstairs.

We had a bit of confusion in finding a room, but that got settled quickly. I admit, I haven't had very much experience at all with SG's, I've gone up with only 3 or 4, but with SG's and bar girls included, NONE have been as nice as Guadalupe. None at all. She was really sociable and friendly. It really seemed like she liked her work if that's possible.

We negotiated finally and settled on $40 for everything, which I felt confident in, ONLY because of the sterling reports I'd read on here and another board.

Her very attractive face was worth it alone, but her body was phenomenal as well. I'd read that she easily could be a bar girl and charge what the girls in HC in Adelita's charge, and they were right. Her body combined with her personality would make her even more of a star than she already is.

She gave a great covered BJ and then we went missionary and doggie and I finished with doggie. The experience with her, just for the sex alone, was probably one of the five best experiences with a pro that I've had in TJ, no question. If you see a friendly and very pretty face in a red dress next to the long distance phone store adjacent to the alley, walk up to her. Guadalupe is everything that the many reports have painted her to be.

After that, I walked to AB for a rest as I was parched and my heels were hurting. Stupidly, I wore my sandals which aren't very condusive to walking great distances.

In AB I ordered a water, and "agua minerale" was uttered by the bartender. Like the subject says, you do learn something new every day. This was like seltzer water or club soda which I hate. Luckily, they gave me limes and this almost made it taste like Squirt and that made it passable.

After I sat there for about 15-30 minutes, a guy sat beside me. I struck up a conversation with him and he was an American. I mentioned this board but he hadn't heard of it. He was a friendly guy. I had been looking at this attractive girl in her early 20's that absolutely fit the description of the girl next door. She had long dark hair and was wearing a really nice dress which showed off her nice dark skin color and wonderful figure. I kept looking at her, but wasn't really in the mood to meet another girl as Guadalupe had sapped most of my energy. After about 10-20 minutes of talking with this guy, he called her over and went to a booth to have a drink with her. I was impressed that he shared my taste and almost pleased and hoped he'd have a good time.

While I was talking with him, he was telling me that he visited AB once per week, but since the WTC bombings, business had been very slow in AB. I told him that AB was by far my favorite bar mostly because I never felt pressured by the waiters or the girls to get a drink or to get a girl. Granted, I haven't set foot in a ton of bars, and none extensively, but the small bars that I've gone into, I immediately feel pressured, which I hate. And in the Chicago Bar, you can't just walk around easily and stand without ordering a drink just to look at the girls. In Adelita you can do this with ease, and that's what I love about that bar.

I was telling him that and two nasty girls came up to me while I was talking to him and I tried as politely as I could to brush them away. Didn't exactly help my argument, but he agreed with me, if for nothing else, the spectacular selection of girls at AB.

After the guy I was talking with left, those same two girls came up and after a bit more trouble, and having to listen to them, I was able to brush them away. Whew.

In any case, after a while of just resting and sitting there, a girl who was quite attractive came up to me and told me her name was "Korina". I remember a report on here about a girl by this name from Sam(?--I hope I got that right...I think that was the person's name). I talked with her for a bit, but I was ready to go home, but I was certainly intrigued, that is for sure. I have to admit, I wished I had more energy and didn't have things to get back for. I would have loved to have spent time with her. She was very personable and touchy-feely. How can you go wrong with that? I'm not positive that this was the same Korina that was discussed by 'Sam' however. She didn't have incredibly straight teeth, but looked young like his post had described. However, I remember now that he said she had bleached blonde hair and if I remember right, the girl that came up to me had dark hair, and I'm not good with guessing height, but she was of average height, which his post also detailed. So, who knows if this was the same girl...but I kind of wished I could have stayed with her.

In any case, the adage is true...you really do learn something new every day. Sorry that this wasn't as good as other's posts, but I wanted to share my experiences (successes and failures) with others as other mongers have taken the time to do.

CoolHandLuke
"no man can eat 50 eggs"