In keeping with our credo that " no opportunity for pussy, free or otherwise will ever pass " what follows is a summary of a two day mini humpfest Potatohead and I recently completed.

Potatohead in his never ending search for free pussy had set up a date in San Diego with his loan officer for Sat. night. He would stay over on Sunday and we would hit TJ for a rare Sunday night outing, and all day Monday. " Why bother with Potential free Trim, when for 60 bucks we can get garrunteeeeed premium " I asked ? " Because I can " he replied.

I picked him up at his hotel in San Diego late Sunday afternoon, then we drove into Old Town to eat at one of the open air Mexican restaurants. Here we generally discuss the strategy of the debauchery that we will be engaging in shortly. Next we would drive in to TJ and start on Revolution as we generally do, Madonna's first.

My mandate is to always try to do something new each time we aren't meeting chica's. Potatohead has a novia, we generally pick her up, with me selecting one of her several girlfriends. She actively encourages this as it puts money in her girlfriends pocket and she has fun with her friends. I have my own list of phone numbers to choose from, but this was all going to happen on Monday anyway so tonight was strictly searching for new pussy.

Sunday I felt Potatohead needed some strange in a bad way, he was doing his chica almost exclusively and I felt it wasn't healthy based on her neurotic personality among other things. He had finally agreed and had sworn Sunday would be his night for someone new.

Madonna's was it's usual self, it sucked, some decent girls, but it's like an American strip club, expensive drinks, 10 bucks for the girls. It's ok as an appetizer for the zona if you want to relax for a bit. It's not dirty or sleazy enough for me and all the other places like Peanuts and Beer or Pussycats are to disgusting for Potatohead.

We agreed to try Lord Blacks and as soon as we walked in I knew we had found our place to go before hitting the zona. The place is nice, elegant by TJ standards big stage in the middle of the room, cushy overstuffed chairs to sit in, well appointed, all the waiters in suit and tie.

There were a half a dozen chica's sitting around all 7 or above. The music was great, American style but not to loud. No piling on by the waiters to buy drinks. We sat for about ten minutes and watched a couple of dancers do their routines on stage. Finally I caught the eye of one dancer I liked and smiled at her just a bit. She then gathered up her beautiful girlfriend approached us and they both plopped themselves down in our laps. We bought them drinks, 12 bucks apiece, expensive but the test would be to see if we got hustled. We didn't, they drank slowly, stayed with us, laughed and we had a great time, they both spoke some English and each had a sense of humor.

I personally enjoy having a gorgeous woman sitting in my lap making conversation because I enjoy watching her beautiful curves in anticipation of whatever may happen next. I had decided that what would happen next was going to be her sitting on my face or in lieu of that, going to the back room for some full contact lap dances. I decided Potatohead was going as well, even if I had to pay for his. Turned out he was negotiating with his chica and I fucked up his arrangement, but whatever. Mine was a morena skinned beauty, great legs, my weakness, long dark hair, pretty ass, just ok tits, her name was Dahlila.
Potatohead's was stacked just like he likes em. First thing they both did in the back room booths was to reach into our pants and adjust us so that we would get the full benefit of their dancing contact. I thought I was about to get a hand job, didn't happen.

I asked the manager for a two for one dance, cause I didn't want to spend 20 bucks for one song our first time in. He obliged in about 5 minutes. The chica's told us for 40 we could get more contac, but it didn't seem like much of a value compared to the zona where you could get laid for 50 or 60. I loved the place as a prelude to the zona, but not as a substitute. Potatohead liked it almost as much as me, and definitely better than Madonna's.

We next hit CC cause Potatohead can't be caught in AB at the present time. This was Sunday night around 10 and their was very little to choose from, in fact it was so bad I almost passed and we were just about ready to head home empty handed . I insisted on staying a few more minutes cause I know how late CC gets started. Potatohead wanted to leave. I wanted him to get laid by someone different, it was an imperative but his standards can get so high, even higher than mine, that we could have easily been aced out of there with nothing that night. I really didn't want to head back, wait in line for God knows how long without having been laid, get questioned when I got home and have nothing to show for it. When I take risk there has to be some measure of probable success.

Luckily we waited just long enough and at the last second Potatohead hooked up Miriam, big tits, English, great attitude and I hooked into Fernanda, big tits, great legs, short hair, pretty and enough English. Very pleasant sessions ensued. It made waiting the 2 and a half hours in line driving back across the border almost bearable.

Monday

We picked up Potatohead's chica at her place. Typically what happens is she asks Potatohead on the phone the day before if I want one of her friends to come with us. I tell him which of her particular friends I'm in the mood for and by the time we get there it's already been arranged.

Preeety cool huh? Sometimes I take one of my chica's or just the three of us go to dinner, I drop them back at her place or the Parador and I head out on my own, then we meet later to head home.

This time I was ready for her best friend and when we got to her place she was on the phone to her telling her we would be there shortly to pick her up and head for Puerto Nuevo for lobster lunch. I had been with her several times prior, a big busted fun blonde with a great attitude whose name you would recognize in an instant. When we got there I walked in while Potatohead and his chica waited outside. She invited me into her bedroom while she finished putting on her makeup so I sat on her bed and watched the transformation take place.

We got lucky on Monday, the weather was perfect as we drove toward Rosarito, warm and breezy, with just a few clouds. The air was clear and nothing smelled bad for a change. As we drove along the Ocean, it was perfect. Potatohead always says that to me, "perfect." "We will do this, perfect." "You pick me up, perfect." " We drive down to Rosarito, perfect." " I got my dick sucked........ PERFECT."

We sat upstairs in one of the many restaurants in Puerto Nuevo next to an open window with almost no one else in the place, ate Lobster and shrimp, drank beer and laughed our asses off. It was like being in a small farm village in France or Europe. The whole town seemed deserted probably cause it was a Monday in the middle of the day.

The atmosphere was thick with anticipation of what was to come. We would satiate this particular appetite and then head back along the ocean toward a hotel where we would spend several hours relaxing and satisfying our other appetites as well.

This was intoxicating, no wonder Rome fell, you could get fat and lazy indulging yourself like this. This was the second time we had done this recently, different restaurants, different chica's, each time the price for all four of us was about 100.00 including tip.

Once we got back to TJ we split up to our respective rooms, my chica and I watched porn while she did a slow strip tease for me. We screwed each other silly over the next several hours resting in between to give each other massages and talk about everything under the sun. She likes running her fingers over my chest and arms and commenting on my build, I never get tired of that since I work on it all the time and have an ego the size of Mexico. " This is so much better than the bar" she would say, " of course, Para mejor ambos" I responded, quoting a phrase I borrow and use often. " Better for both." No knocking or rushing, I had enough time to run my hand and tongue over every inch of her incredible body.

I almost always rotate chica's when we do this type of thing or if we take chica's to dinner before going to a hotel, it seems to work. They don't then expect that you belong to them and they are more grateful when you ask them out. I've been exclusive with certain chica's at times and there is a real downside to it in terms of managing expectations of the girls.

In summary, Lord Blacks as a starter, Rosarito or Puerto Nuevo for lunch, at night we like La Diferencia or Saverio's for dinner, then the El Parador Hotel. Weeknights Tue thru Thursday are best for us if we stay at the bars, Fri and Sat are too crowded. If were down Fri or Sat. night more than likely it means chica date night away from the zona.

Thanks for the info, sounds great, as you say one could bet completely addicted very easily. Saverios is awesome, never taken a chica there, but what a great way to begin the evening. I also agree that Lord Blacks is now the best starter. Madonas seems to have been allowed to run down hill. They need to spend some money on a renovation and upscale it again.