The planets align for Shadow, CityOG wusses out.

Having had our flight cancelled in September, we decided to forgo the day trip and try a three day trip. Airport logistics work well and we get into AB on Wednesday, around 2:00 PM. Rooster had just arrived an hour earlier. But, he'd already met this nice looking lady with huge natural jugs. Just his type. The selection was poor overall. Without Candi or Tanya on shift we didn't have surefire fallback plans.

I bumped into a real hottie I had visited a few times before. I'm going to omit her name on this report, because it gets kind of personal later. Anyway, I generally stay away from the hotties and stick with the real performers, but she was looking too good! The session goes GREAT! She was like a whole different girl, real GFE. She's getting into real nasty French kissing and screaming "Mi Amor" while we're going at it. When we're done, there's this big wet spot under her. She got off three or four times. Super first roll! More on this chick later.

Meanwhile, The Senator ends up with a real dead fish, and he's not feeling to good about it.

Senator's Note: Marissa, 19, dancer, claimed to have been working at AB for 1 week. I was considering Lupita, but wasn't exactly thrilled wit
h her performance last July. I didn't recognize anyone else there that Wednesday afternoon. I got a good look at her when she was dancing so I decided to take her upstairs shortly afterwards. I had been saving up my jizz for a few days so practically any good looker would do. As it turned out, however, she was still hot and sweaty from dancing and was in no condition to screw a gentleman twice her age. No BJ even when requested. She seemed a little shocked by my request. Where the hell is the famous Tanya when you need her! She played around with my dick for a couple of minutes with her hands before insertion. She fucked like a 19 year old. Full penetration, a little wobble back and forth with her on top. After about 2 minutes of this, she was done. I was allowed to pound all I wanted while she laid there, so I did, but to no avail. I said to myself, "This is the first girls of the day." "I should pop immediately." "I'll be damned if I'll quit before I'm done." So I had her finish me off with a hand job which wound up making my dick sore and ruining much of this trip. A word from the wise, STAY away from Marissa!

Rooster's lady tells him that she had just been working a couple of weeks. But, he thinks she must have been working somewhere else before.

We break for lunch and head to La Costa for a great meal. The Senator decides we should go to Azteca for a massage, we agree and head off.

Senator's Note: As it turns out my massage from Joanna at Azteca was the best 1 on 1 girl fun I had all Wednesday.

By early evening, we've all gotten a great meal, a massage and a full body shampoo. Back into battle!

Back at AB. Still no Candi or Tanya. By and large, we like to go for a surefire performer after having a disappointment. The Senator finds that he has to roll the dice again, so he holds off. This dancer by the name of Leslie starts advertising pretty heavy. She has an absolutely perfect big natural rack! I take her upstairs for a roll. I have a ball playing with and sucking on those big perfect titties. I was primed by the massage and actually popped pretty quick. Not a great performer, but what you see is what your get. I recommend, but probably won't repeat.

We head over to Hong Kong to see if Esmerelda is dancing. She wasn't there, but there were both some nice looking and talented dancers. Has anyone else noticed how much better the dancers at Tropical and Hong Kong are than AB? A few minutes after we sat down, most of the chicas from Miami came over. Three tourists with big wallets can have that effect.

After a while, we head back to AB. The DJ's rattling in Spanish as usual and says "OSAMA BIN LADEN!!" Then the MC comes out in a turban, robe and a fake beard! He pulls open his robe and a huge dildo pops out! He goes on talking about how he's always wanted to go to Adelita's. It was some FUNNY SHIT!!

Senator's Note: AND DANG I missed this while I was pinching a loaf!!

I bump into Isella, my shopping night is over. She ends up dragging me upstairs three times over the course of the evening. The money turns out to be the same as our normal all-nighter price. But, Rooster The Senator and I still wanted to hang out and cruise the clubs. She's really something else. I've known her long enough to where I can ask her for the really nasty stuff and she's never said no. Still, her greatest assets are her talented tonsils!

Senator's Note: Wednesday was winding down and my favorita didn't show up (she usually works AB 10pm-6am) when I was considering doing a sorta middle eastern looking young one who hangs out near the front door when Mr. Shadow encourages me to do Yvonne. She was wearing secretary clothes that would be the fantasy of any day at the office. Since the Shadow was having such good luck and the reports here were OK, I decided to take her for a roll. Upon approaching her I started to ask my standard set of questions: 1.) Name, 2.) Age, etc.. I knew she was an older chica, but when I asked her her age she got defensive; and asked me why I needed to know. I told her I had been having bad luck with the younger girls and was looking for someone with more experience. She thought that was a fine reason to go upstairs and up we went. Short covered BJ followed by insertion with her on top. Like Marissa she was done in a couple of minutes and allowed me to bang all I wanted. After about 10 minutes of dead fish fuck I requested finishing by hand. Yvonne graciously complied. Boy, did my dick hurt! Another exacting trip around AB tells my that my favorita wasn't working tonight.

Waking up in the morning after getting five nuts the day before is an interesting thing. Of course, my wallet had also taken a much bigger hit than I had intended. I promised myself that I would pace myself on day two. We wake up and head over to the little café next to La Costa, they serve a good breakfast and have great coffee. The Senator was looking kind of dismal over breakfast. He said that he had gone 0 for 2 the day before. My rave about going 5 for 5 probably wasn't very supportive, either.

Senator's Note: On the contrary, I'm glad Mr. Shadow was having a bang up trip. If we BOTH had a bad Wednesday we may have just gone home and waited until AB is back to normal. Things get worse for me before they get better, though. Read on.

About that time, The Senator puts everything in perspective. He says:

The Worst Day in TJ is Better than the Best day of Fishing!

Life is good! We head back to the Zone. We were certain that CityOG would be there. But as it turns out, he's getting old and can't keep up with the pack any more.

We get back to AB, there's not much going on, so we head to Tropical to find CityOG. We asked one of the chicas if she had seen him. She said "no" and then giggled something about a "garrote" and held up her pinky finger.

I hooked up with this slinky chica by the name of Valeria. She was giving off all the wrong signs in the bar, but I was really attracted. We went upstairs and she turned out to be a real pistol in the sack! It's amazing what a good orgasm will do for a girl, back down in the bar she was now really warm, friendly and funny. Rooster speaks fluent Spanish, so we could really have good table conversations.

We head to Buenos Aires for lunch. Great food and really good microbrew! You beer fans have got to try those out. We decide to walk back, I have to find the dollar ATM (go figure!). We walked past "Bambi's". The Senator wanted to see if CityOG had gone ahead with the operation. I said that I doubt it, but maybe Coco would know where he is.

We pass on Bambi's and find that the ATM in the bus station doesn't take my card. Bummer. But, I figure I've got enough to get me through the day. After all, I'm pacing myself, right? Back at AB, not much is going on. There are some nice looking chicks, but none of us are in the mood to roll the dice. We head back to Tropical. The Senator picks out this hot looking dancer by the name of Alice. She looks and
acts like a twenty-year-old Tanya. Alas, he isn't impressed with her upstairs. He said she was pretty good. But from the look on his face, he was now 0 for 3.

Senator's Note: Pretty good? Did I really say that! After admiring her many tattoos while she danced, especially the flaming Star of David on the back of her right shoulder, I had the waiter bring her over to my table. A fetcha drink later tells me that she'll be fine upstairs. But, due to the fact that she was all worn out dancing and probably my perceived desperation our session was just like the two above. Little enthusiam on her part lead to little enthusiam on my part and she had to finish me off by hand. Shit! Maybe I'll have fun getting really drunk with Cityog. Certainly THAT would be fun.

At this point, I'm 6 for 6. None of us can believe my luck! I go get Valeria to sit with us at the end of the stage. Then this ventriloquist starts up a comedy act. Valeria wants to move. As it turns out, I'm to be the brunt of most of the jokes. But, it's all in good fun. The guy was funny. The guys want to head back to AB. I tell them that I'm thirty minutes behind them. I go back upstairs with Valeria. She is WILD! We got the room right next to the desk and I know we were giving them and earful. She kept yelling "Si Si SI!!!"

At this point, I am DONE!!! I figure it's time to start some real drinking. I was still hoping that CityOG might show up. But since his Scientologist told him that alcohol is bad for his karma, CityOG doesn't drink any more. As I'm walking across the street with sweat on my brow, I realize that this trip just can't get any better. WRONG!!!

As I walk into AB, The Senator jets up to the door. "Hey, guess who just got back from a long vacation and is looking for you!" It was Kenya, and she was looking good. Now, Kenya and I go back a couple of years, she's my all time favorite chica. But, nether my dick, nor my wallet were ready for what was in store. The Senator spotted me some money and I bought her a few drinks to rest up. We talked about her kids and stuff. She told me that she had been on vacation for three months and just gotten in to work ten minutes before.

About that time, I saw Rooster talking with Isella and some really nasty looking chick. Isella was obviously making herself visible while I was with Kenya, but the skanky looking one was acting like she knew me. It was Angela! God she looks bad these days! If losing the weight did that to her, maybe Mari Mari could give her twenty pounds. Rooster heads upstairs to try out Angela's famous "Death Grip".

Senator's Note: I heard it was the plastic surgery that did that to her. She looks plain ole U-G-L-Y!

Upstairs was INCREDIBLE with Kenya! It was the greatest single trip in my personal history. The vacation really did wonders for her!


Back downstairs, The Senator is looking downright agitated.

Senator's Note: It's 1030pm and certainly my favorita would be in for her 10pm shift by now. I was thinking about how nice it would be to be back home again living my normal home life. Who needs all of this grief? The only girls that would talk to me would ask me where my two friends were. SHEEZE!

He's facing the door while we shoot the breeze. Suddenly, he shouts "YES!" Tiny Tanya finally made it in to work. We wait for her to change. As he takes off with her, I tell Rooster we'll see the Senator in the morning.

Senator's Note: My heart is racing a mile a minute and I had to calm myself down. So we retire to the booths near the back dance floor for a fetcha drink followed by a very nice 3 hour fuck fest. At the time if you asked me what I wanted I probably would have said, "A really hard slapping ass banging kinda nasty fuck...." which shouldn't take more than 5 minutes. But, Tania surprised me. After about an hour of foreplay in which I eventually negotiated an all nighter we ended up with a slow comfortable screw in missionary position which is not my usual fare. I never would have thought this could happen, but it did. Back when we first hooked up in 1999 she wouldn't even do a covered blow job. But, she has a body type and a sensuality that really turns me on. By 2000, she grew more familar with me she started doing covered BJ's. Now in 2001 she's progressed to bbbj's. YES! A bbbj 3 years in the making, but well worth the effort. I was eating her out when suddenly she grabbed a roll of TP and started unwinding it onto her hand and SPLASH! I couldn't believe how wet she was and the fact that she tried to catch some of it in her hand. We both thought this was hilarious.

Meanwhile downstairs the hottie from the other day came by. I gave her a friendly swat on her perfect butt. She was happy to see me at first, but then her eyes fired up and barked "You have lipstick!" She rubs it off my face real rough like then stomps off all pissed off. Now, I don't want to piss in that bowl of soup. So, I go buy her a drink to get her calmed down.

"You kissed another girl?" She wanted to know the name of the other girl. (as opposed to the other three!) I figured she's just being territorial and didn't like some other chica earning her money. I told her not to be jealous, that I always saw her with other guys. "Bidness!" I thought that was kind of weird coming from a girl who's taken a chunk of change from me. "I don't kiss other boys, and you kiss other girl" Then her eyes start to water up. "Como se dice?" She really wanted to know who "the" other chica was. About that time, Isella came strolling by. She went way out of her way to walk past our table. The conversation goes on for a while. Her eyes keep watering up and then she'd get really pissed.

She never hit me up to go to the room and she wouldn't let the waiter bring her another drink. She went on and on about how much she liked me and why I didn't like her. I told her I was a bad boy and she should be getting attached to guys in the bar. I couldn't believe that this really beautiful chick was acting this way! I'm fifteen years older than she is. Finally, there wasn't anything left to say. I got up to find Rooster.

Rooster had to go. He was taking his girlfriend to Vegas the next day.

Well the hottie's shift ended (whew). I bumped into The Senator, who was like a new man! He was going to buy Tiny Tanya a few drinks in the bar before taking her back upstairs. I told him I'd find Kenya and join him. But when I found her, her eyes were all red, her nose was stuffed up and her ears were hurting her. It didn't occur to me that the battle hardened bar chica that I knew was actually very sensitive to the smoke and noise. The vacation had actually softened her up. We go straight upstairs, even though I know I don't have any mojo left. A nice long comfortable session and a long snooze end up with Kenya telling me "You have made my first day back a happy day!" Me too!

Senator's Note: Tiny Tania from Mexico City, not to be confused with the famous Tania also from Mexico City, and I wait for Mr. Shadow and Kenya to show, but they never do. So, we retire for another fuck fest. I complement her on her looks. She says my Espanol has improved; which isn't true it's just that as I hang around TJ I start to recall more and more of that 20 year old high school Spanish. She notices that I've been spending time in the gym. I know she likes to do it standing up. And while I've always had strong legs I didn't have the upper body strength and stamina to fuck in a standing position for very long. Now it is no problem. Standing up facing each other! Standing up from behind! In the shower! Standing up with Tania's legs wrapped around me! It was worth all of those trips to the gym. This will definitely keep me going to circuit weight training class for months to come.

The Senator and I both wake up with grins. He says that Tiny Tania has brought his trip up from 0-3 to 4-7. One above par after a day of losers! Another good breakfast. Another massage at Azteca. I decide that I just might have rested enough to go see Valeria one more time. I do. She's a real find! She just loves to fuck!

The Senator says he's done unless Famous Tanya happens to show. We head back to AB, knowing that we only have an hour or two.

Senator's Note: I was tired! Really tired. Disoriented to the point that I didn't know what I was doing. I figure that I could only average down and I didn't want to have an average trip.

I bump into the Hottie again. She jokingly doubles her fist and swings at me. I ask her if she still likes me. She says "Yes, too much." I spend my last few bucks on a drink for her. She still wanted to know the name of my other girl. Then she started playing with my leg. I told her I had no more money. She paused and looked up at me with those big eyes for a long time. Then she sits up and tells me that if I didn't have lipstick on me the day before, she'd go up for free. I figured that was as good as it was going to get. She kissed me and it was time for us to take off.

Two and a half hours at the border, four pints at the airport bar a couple of drinks on the plane and we're back in the Bay Area.

Senator's Note: I thought that going into the US at 3pm on a Friday afternoon would be easy, but no. The lines were way long!

It's still too early to go home. Our BS for the trip would put us in town around 2:00. So, the Senator and I cruise dive bars for a few hours. At two, we got in stupid drunk and dead tired. Just as the SO's expected!