| By MrBill on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 11:04 am: Edit |
I couldn't match up Claudia to the other two Claudia reports (at the time), so here goes...
Short and sweet version: hottie central chica, high volume, trophy fuck, a little fragile "down there", lousy BJ - not recommended.
Claudia – prolly one of the top five lookers in the joint all night, extremely beautiful face, natural, curly and golden blonde hair, avg. height, real 38-Ds. Prolly about 135 perfectly proportioned pounds (just right!). And to make the picture prettier, about a ¾ Jenifer Lopez ass wrapped oh, so tightly in bright white jeans. There’s nice butts, and there’s nice butts. Then there’s Claudia’s butt…
BRING HER TO ME.
Then, it happened again. I can assure you that MrBill has 6” and only 6”. Pero, “Oh no, muy grande”? W-h-a-a-a-a-t? She makes a bee line for the KY jelly… Whatever… Started off with one of them lousy 1” vertical-travel covered BJs (okay, strike two…) Then the missionary action is limited to about 2” of in/out travel because “too grande”. Nope, not too grande - she’s new in town (only one month), and just not used to being porked 12 times a night. Maybe she was sore because of that fact, being a newbie and a high volume one at that – or maybe she was over-stimulated for the same reason. Strike three. Perrito? “No, no… muy grande”… DAMN!!! Best ass in town and I can’t go “bump-bump” with it. Fuck!!
Since she said she was okay with DATY downstairs, I proceeded. I don’t know if she’s ticklish down there or what, but she couldn’t stand too much of it. Had to steer clear of the magic button, but even at that, she just couldn’t stand it. Don’t know if she’s afraid to cum or what, but strike four…
Back to missionary. Hmph! This time, the 2” limit is loosely enforced by Claudia’s fingers. Not really effective, but I got the message. Well, I guess I can cum two inches at a time…
Side note: Claudia was not a screamer, but an enthusiastic “moaner”. Nice touch. And perfectly timed (so were all the chicas that weekend). How do they know when you’re about to pop?
Recommended? Sure, if you gotta 2 inch dick… Nice girl, though. I guess you gotta cut the new gals some slack… (or better yet – avoid them – let some fool like MrBill break her in…)
MrBillO-
-- ~ Still the king of the GFE lapdance... ~
| By Senorpanocha on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 02:12 pm: Edit |
Hey, I got a two inch dick, this sounds like a job for SenorPanocha, the greatest pussy licker ever to cum down the pike. She may be a welcome challenge, I almost got with her last week, but backed out at the last minute. The only reason I'm sure it's her is cause of that BUTT. Big, round and luscious. Me Like, Mucho Gusto. She'll moan allright and I'll chuck that lube out the window. I'll munch her till she drowns in her own....
| By MrBill on Thursday, November 01, 2001 - 12:05 am: Edit |
Good luck, amigo! I'm still not sure why she was so sensetive "down there", but it did seem to be a matter of sensetivity - it was almost like, "no, no, stop - it feels to good..." If you can push the envelope as far as you can, and make like a slurpee without getting clocked in the nose, you just might have a winner. GOOD LUCK!!
PS - she will allow you to get a pic with her (if you can find the pinche cameraman - I couldn't...) - do me a big favor and get one!!
MrBillO-
-- ~ Still the king of the GFE lapdance... ~
| By Senor Pauncho on Thursday, November 01, 2001 - 09:37 am: Edit |
I wish to God that I had another inch....
| By The Senator on Saturday, December 29, 2001 - 12:58 pm: Edit |
I hooked up with Claudia yesterday at about 2pm. She caimed to be 23; was 5'-3" and about 125 lbs. She was light brown hair and a light complexion, but has acne scars that makeup can't quite hide. She was wearing jeans and a long sleeve skin tight white T-shirt with "Naughty 01" printed on it. She is definitely a good looker, but her jeans hid some of her flab. Hmmm... can we say that we're any different. She started with a covered BJ or a couple of minutes then spit onto the floor (which I stepped in later of course). Then she really lubed me up with a lot of KY, I mean A LOT. Lubed herself up too. We did multiple positions spending most of our time doggie style. Not a bad fit since she doesn't have any kids. (Disclaimer: the size of your dick may vary) Her legs were in bad need of a good shave. Will not repeat.
The Senator