With full credit to Lvgiz

Let's start by saying I've been reading the posts here for the last six months and have been dreaming of visiting the zona ever since. I finally got a chance to visit over the weekend with a couple buddies and we made the trek from Las Vegas. My first contribution to this great site will be the following trip report.

We arrive Friday evening, check into the hotel and immediately grab a taxi to the Chicago Club. Probably 8 p.m. when we walk through the curtains only to find not much going on in the club at that early hour. So we walk up the block to make a couple passes and check out the street scene. (Please forgive me because I don't remember many names from the weekend as it all was a blur) The street girls are not bad looking. There are some there that could work in the clubs. My buddy negotiates a deal with one and off they go. Apparently had to pay $5 extra to finish "perrito" but he was content.

After he gets done we decide to head into Adelitas (the Happiest Place on Earth, screw that place in Anaheim). I took a deep breath before we walked through the curtain as I was remembering all the great advice received from fellow mongers here. We pass through and I'm immediately in heaven. Beautiful morenas everywhere you look. But on Friday night there is hardly any room to walk, much less sit down. As we make a couple laps around the place I see all the landmarks fellow posters have talked about, "Hottie Central" being aptly named. As I stood against the bar on the right, an attractive, slightly taller, morena caught my eye. We talked for a while (I'm a white boy from Vegas but I can speak spanish) and negotiations began. The first night I was really only wanting to observe and relax, but she claimed she could give me a nice back massage and then a blow job. "I'm an expert at blow jobs, I practice every day" she said, and I couldn't stop laughing, what a great line. So up we go and pay the $11 for what was a surprisingly clean room. In the room she tells me to get undressed and I obey and then she gets undressed. This is where things take a turn. She takes everything off, and I mean everything. Off came the push-up bra that made her tits look nice, off came the skin tight pants that made her ass look good and then off came her hair. Yeah, she had a wig on and it freaked me out. Wasn't ready for that. Now the chica that caught my eye was laying in a pile on that little dresser with the mirror, the push-up bra, the skin-tight pants and the hair. What I had on the bed was not what I saw in the bar. But I pressed forward. The massage was weak and the blow job was average. Went downstairs, waited on a buddy who was upstairs and after a couple more passes on the street, called it a night.

Had a golf tee time at Campestre for noon ($40 internet special with a cart, they tried to charge more but our threesome and the people behind us were quoted $40 with a cart and we were raising a stink before the bitch finally gave us the price.) After five hours of golf on a decent course, I though it was time to take my buddies to get a massage.

Of course after reading reviews there was only one place to take them, to Real Ejecutivo Massage. We get there about 6:30 Saturday afternoon and the place is empty. We buzz in and a total hottie opens the door named Gabriella (I think I'm going to like this place). She explains things to us in a very relaxing waiting area, there are five girls working now and the massage is $35 for an hour. OK for all of us. The girls parade out one at a time, shake our hands and introduce themselves. The three of us easily find something we like. My buddy takes Gabriella, I take Susana and other buddy takes a new one who Gabriella said was working her first day there. A pretty, tall morena named Sonia. Now, I can't speak for my buddies, but I had the best time of the weekend at Real Ejecutivo. Thank you to all who have posted about the place before making my decision to go there an easy one. I will be back there. Susana gave a great, hard massage and then the "extras" were performed outstanding also. I highly recommend paying the slightly higher price for this place. You get a damn good massage and the girls are IMHO, slightly hotter and have more personality than what I came across in the zona. I can't believe this place is not crowded on Saturdays. It was perfect after a long round of golf.

After the massage, went back to hotel and then caught a cab to Chicago Club. Seemed to be a lot more girls on Saturday and Adelitas was charging a one-beer admission charge. One buddy did a street girl but the rest of us just did some observing.

All-in-all a very good first-time visit. And I can say with certainty I will get back there.

I have a couple questions I'm sure some more experienced mongers can help me with. At Chicago, there were a couple girls there that were unbelievable. On Friday night, I don't know her name, but she was wearing a shiny, silver outfit. She is pretty small and seems to have blonde streaks in her hair. We saw her go upstairs seven times in a two-hour period. And she is clearly the hottest babe IMHO in there. Can anybody tell me her name and her performance upstairs for future reference? Another one that impressed me was named Dulce when she did a floor show. She also is small with a nice slim body and great ass. She didn't smile much at anything or anybody, what's her story?

Again, thanks to everybody for previous posts and helping me prepare for and understand my first visit. And a huge thanks to TJHombre, this site is awesome, please keep it up. As Arnold said "I'll be back."