With full credit to Maxlines

A recent trip down to the So Cal SD area had me, and a few buddies, playing a couple of rounds of golf near the border. We played in hot spots like Singing (Pissing & Moaning) Hills in El Cajon where golf if superb and the apres golf drive down to TJ is not that bad. Checking into a hotel in TJ is easy enough if you want to have a clean base to golf and fuck, the rate at the Palacio Azteca Hotel was about $40 a man if two shared a decent room. Golf the next morning after a lot of fun, fucking and frolic at the AB and CC is of a lot higher caliber than one might expect, at the TJ Country Club, in the Club de complex. TJCC is a longish in city course with lots of greenery and stunning hillside views that look out over a lot of TJ cityscape views. $50 per hombre with a cart, which you need because of all the hills and distances between tee boxes. Greens were in great shape just before the recent Seniors Open Tournament held there in early July.

Pussy at the clubs was plentiful and at one point I felt that the whores outnumbered the hard dicks at the AB 3-1. My buddy had a strange happening at the Adelito, when Mexican cops burst into the club on recent evening and did a pat down of every Mexican patron in the bar. Rumor was that the bartender or someone had wasted a local cop the night before and the local pigs were determined to give the AB patrons a lot of shit as kind of payback. Gringos were basically left alone however.

If one tires of golf at TJCC, there are two other nice resort courses on the way south to Ensenada. One, the Camino Real is only about 20 minutes south on the toll road, and then the grand daddy of quality North Baja golf is near Ensenada, on the coast...BajaMar Resort. Two great 18 hole layouts with oceanfront views that bring to mind the kind of coastal grandiosity one sees in the Pebble Beach area. Certainly the course is not a Monterey Peninsula quality, but the course is really good and the hotel casitas at the course include golf and room for about $90 a person, unless you get a senior deal or another deal.

Night spot hopping in Ensenada is not quite the TJ shuffle, but there are certainly good Putas to make your evening after some good golf a relaxing finish at about $50 plus room charge. The nice arrangement would be to take a golf trip for a few days to the Baja that would include the price of pussy. I know of one tour group that is able to do that for special high paying clients, but the rate including green fees at three courses, two dinners, hotels for three nights and excellent pre-arranged and prepaid fucking in the privacy of your own hotel suite for right around $1000 US for the whole package. When you figure what all that could cost a rookie who doesn't know shit about the golf, pussy and hotels; it really isn't that bad for a Thursday, Friday and Saturday getaway.

StrikeEagle the tour package sounds great, just alittle pricey. I'm assuming the 'putas are allnighters and extremely high-preformers. $1000, WOW. That's a trip to Rio right now.

Have to ask Maxlines.

For that money, I'd be in the LoS.


StrikeEagle