I started chatting with a friendly girl who said her name was Yolanda (no English, stood right by the women's rest room)... maybe about a 6 in the looks department fully clothed - wore a lot of Denim that covered her up almost completely. She wasn't a looker, but not ugly by any means. Had two beers with her and she asked me if I wanted to get a room... she was nice enough and I was enjoying her company so I said sure, although I was hesitant because I had no idea what all that clothing was covering up. She said she wanted $50 plus the room, I offered $40 and she accepted.

When we got to the room, she undressed and I was pleasantly surprised... typical girl next door, non-athletic but not out of shape body, nice B cups, and then she turned around... and I saw one of the most fantastic butts I have ever seen. Perfectly shaped and smooth. Wow. She put the condom on me and was laid down and I asked if I could have a BJ... she said sure, as if she had forgotten that's what she was supposed to do in the first place. BJ was ok... then, she moved around and laid down... And what happened next, was simply amazing... There are just some women that everything seems to work out right for me. Then there are those that are complete disasters. Sometimes your hot, sometimes your not. After I don't know how long of mind blowing sex, she asked if *I* enjoyed myself and of course, I said yes, and she said she did too, and I know she was genuine... it was too obvious that everything seemed to be going right... AND, I had another episode later that day with a girl whose name I just can't remember that showed how everything could go WRONG so I knew which was which.

The girl that was a complete disaster was just the opposite... looked GREAT in her clothes, they came off with a bit of disappointment and she was a nag in the sack, and didn't let me do anything without her express written consent... real clock watcher too.

So, my recommendations are...

1. GO FOR YOLANDA! SHe's great.
2. Don't judge a book by its cover.
3. Just because you happen to be really bad with one woman, doesn't mean your bad all the time... different strokes for different folks. When I was done with Yolanda, I thought I was a sex GOD. After what's her name, I thought I was useless to the female gender... until I flashbacked to YOlanda.

El guapo
Way to go bro...
Is Yolanda day or night time vampire???

I started a review thread on Yolanda last year... but it disappeared... oh well.

Yolanda's a lush... but that's OK - so am I. I screwed her a couple of times...

Anyway, rumor has it she's been running some numbers games.

what kind of numbers game are you talking about?