Has anyone had the misfortune of visiting the Las Chavellas on any given crowded evening only to be constantly encountered by a small scrawney little hooker in her 50's with short curly blond hair? Honestly, this woman is nothing but a Goddamn pest. You can't miss her. She stops right in fron of you, wherever you may be, and just glances at you with a big dumb look. Even when you try to avoid her by looking past her, she will then move slightly so that she is standing directly in front of you again, preventing you from scoping out the other girls. To my knowledge, she never goes upstairs with anyone because she's just too old and she is up against stiff (no pun intended) competition from the younger and prettier girls. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's had to repeatedly tell her no 5 times a night when I'm trying to score with something a little nicer (and certainly younger)

I hate that bitch! Doesn't matter how many times i'm in LC that bitch always stands in front of me.
I am not even polite anymore and just say "NO" loudly. She once offered me sucky fucky for $20 and of course I told her NO! again. I wouldn't fuck her for free. Funny thing is though, I saw some young gringo with her once. Yuck!

One of life's little ironies: when you are an attractive kid you are anxious to fuck anything with a pussy and when you are older (and less able to attract the hotties) you get much more demanding... go figure.

Be nice to her, thats my grandma. She always looks at you like a little puppy with sad eyes that you had to spank cause it peed on your carpet.

I have a friend 36, who digs older women, I will introduce him to her if I can ever get him down there, he is a sick fuck.

This lady always trys to pester me as well, I was nice to her the first few times when I told her no, but now I just get rude and tell her to get lost.

Thank you Tomas, Abuelo, Senorpanocha and Trumpet for all your quick responses. Geez, I thought I was alone in my thoughts of this lingering annoyance with this skimpy old bitch. Nice to know I'm not the only victim of sexual harrassment with her. All I want to do is be left alone and study and scope out the girls at the LC without this old broad constantly pestering me every time I go in there with that dumb sad-eyed look. I swear If I have one more incident like this, then I'll just play my cards right and ask all of you to band together with me and file a lawsuit against the proprietors of the Las Chalellas establishment and sue the pants off them (no pun intended)for retaining an employee who Knowingly and willingly makes unwanted sexual advances to it's patrons of the club. Wadda ya say fella's? Deal?

p.s. I suggest you read my posting in the AB site of my recent trip to the AB, where I was MC and announced the strippers. I feel a career change coming on!

Will SOMEBODY please do me a favor and fuck this old bat? I was there again at the L.C. last night and this little old scrawny thing just wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. I know times are tough and people need to do what they have to do in order to make ends meet, but please guys, someone take her off my hands.

I wondered into the L.C., there she was, standing by the door with those little sad puppy dog eyes. I moved toward the back, followed by a waiter with this old broad in tow. I took my usual seating area towards the rear and ordered a brew. Over she comes, walking slowly holding a drink with both hands and a look like someone had just stolen the surprise out of her cereal. This woman doesn't belong at the L.C. This woman belongs in a senior citizen nursing home. I never once made eye contact with her. I smiled at all the other chica's and looked around to see if I could see anyone I recogniozed. And each time I turned my head, she would move to stand in the direction I'm looking at, staring right at me. She will stare and stare until you either make eye contact with her, or as in the case with me, just get up and walk away.

Jesus lady. I thought, give me a fucking break. I don't want to make eye contact with her, and I certainly don't want to be rude to her also, but there comes a time when I'm just going to have to sternly tell her to please get the fuck away from me. If none of you mongers take her upstairs, then I guess I'm just going to do us all a favor and proposition her. I'll just take her up to my room and ride her like a pony just to get her off my fucking back. I wonder how much she charges? Geez, the things I do for peace.

Come on you guys,Explorer,Cool Hand, Diego, Senor Panocha, Tomas, Trumpet...somebody, ANYBODY. Help me out here please!

What do older women and dog shit have in common?

The older they get the eaiser they are to pick up!

She always tries to get cigaretts from me, but now seem to ignore me after I ignored her for the last 3 months. First I thought she is one of the mama-sans, but all the girls hate her and her only function seems to be to hustle overly wasted locals and spend that money on crack.
It is funny how the ZN shows us that all of good creatures have a place in life. This woman is there as a warning. If you ever get so drunk that you even allow her to sit next to you, AA must be your next visit.

Giovanni, I have seen that old bat. I don't know why the management doesn't do away with her. That's it, I'm going to keep my nose in the AB. The CC is full of out of town gooks driving up the price of EVERYTHING including a piece of Ass.

From the mind of Hugh G Rekshun "You know there's only 2 problems in the world. The first problem is racism and the second problem is all the God Damned gooks."

You're killing me here.

Bro's, let's do without all the unkind racist remarks ok? Keep it simple and let's continue to have fun.

Hey Hugh G. Rekshun

yeah watch your fucking remarks about "gooks"..I'm asian and I don't take to that shit. I'm no different than you in that I don't take to certain races including some asian races but I got enough respect and class to not post and hide behind some bs name.

If you got a problem with them then be like me and don't go in there. There are tons of good looking chicks in other clubs..

Yeah! My wife is a gook and she is deeply offended, although I never call her that, usually I just say, hey "Charlie" is my dinner ready? Sometimes I just say, "Hey, you little slopehead, wanna play Hamburger Hill with me, put this hat on and run around the yard!"

She tells me, "I'm a college educated and Filipino, not Korean or Vietnamese, after 20 years you'd think you could tell the difference."

" Aw you know you all look alike to me".

Hey, Pecs,
I DON'T go into CC anymore because of that! And listen - I'm not saying anything here that I would'nt say right to your face, so don't give me this hiding behind a false name shit. Whenever I'm not teaching aikido, I'm at the middle bar at the AB wearing a white t-shirt. Come up and introduce yourself if you have even one ball in your sack.

Senorpanocha,

You're killing me, I'm laughing so hard at that last post of yours.

Oh yeah i'm going recognize you with your white t shirt and big fucking deal aikido...Cheap fucks like you are just cheap ass trailer trash to me. Its odd you teach an Asian art yet you Asian bash.. Fucking hyprocrite. I wouldn't waste my time with low class asshole like you

Pecs/Fuckhead - I did'nt bash gooks, I just said they're driving up prices. What did whites ever do to you. Go eat a dog.

Fuck you very much

Hey guys, c'mon now. let's be cool and respect one another. Enough already. Can't we all just get along?

Moving right along... I'm going to take a week day trip to the Zona probably around Tuesday or Wednesday and bring a buddy who's already promised me he'll fuck that little old broad at the LC who keeps bugging me. He's going to bring a cam corder up into the room and record it. If it's a success, I'm going to see if I can post ot on the Clubhombre photo site.

And if she performs well with those lips, then what the hell, I may just eventually bone her myself.

I did'nt know you were into "sloppy-seconds" Giovanni!

Hey man, whatever gets you off.....

Looks like whorehound is back.

Who's Whorehound?

Anyway, I don't mean to come off mad... I LOVE gooks! (just not when they drive up the prices at CC)

I'm pretty tolerant of what I allow posted on this site, but in this case I suggest you reconsider your choice of words.

YES SIR !

Oh that Whorehound guy? I still get emails from him. I like him.

He's not allowed back in TJ. Thinks its not safe there for him.

Why? What did he do?

hi

wasn't whorehound the guy on redsnake trying to set up that miami girl gangbang a few years back ?

yea what did happen to him ?

i never had a problem with him.

but i remember seeing some things posted a while back about him , not sure hwat it was , was it multiple ids ect.. ?

milky

You mean Whorehound/Adrian/Wasabimas/PPWeasel/Pants_Hamster? Not to mention a few aliases we did not catch?

no hippie those are my other user ids
hahahaha

milky

Rocket, could you send me an e-mail. waynetone@hotmail.com. I've got some questions to ask you.

What's all the fuss? This little "pest" that everyone seems to talk about, isn't quite such a pest after all. I don't know what all the fuss is about. her name is Gloria and she just happens to give the most wonderful blow job any testosterone-filled man would ever want to get. Gave a great blow job. She was outstanding in the sack. Great GFE, if you're into that type if thing. Older women, I mean.

I walked in there yesterday, there she is, looking all sad and droopy-eyed, just the way you mongers have described her. Same dumb look. Same stare. She looks like she hasn't eaten in weeks. I went to sit down at a table over at the back, over she strolls, slowly- as if she's about to burst into tears. She stands right there in front of me as I'm trying to get a good view of the dance floor. I order my beer from the waiter and she just keeps looking at me. She won't let me see past her. Instead she blocks my view. She looks so sad and lonesome. After all, all the other chica's in there all have their own friends whom they hang out with all evening. She has no one. She's lonely. I couldn't help but feel sorry for her.

She kept staring right at me for a good ten minutes, then all of a sudden, she must have mustered up enough courage to bring herslf to approach me and ask the million-dollar LC question- she said,"Wanna fuck?" I said, "excuse me?" And then she says, "Fucky, sucky?" I thought to myself, Sure, why not. After all, the night is young (but she's not) If I don't like it, there's always other chica's to do.

She charges $20. But I got her down to $15. She must have sucked and licked my member for a good solid half hour. She munched on my balls until they almost cracked. (Ouch!) Her body is not bad either. The most uncomfortable part about doing this senior citizen hooker was bringing her upstairs to my hotel room at the Las Cascadas where we had to pass a gauntlet of hotel employee's in the stairwell who all know me, and were giving me some real srange looks. Man, was that embarrassing! I mean, c'mon now, to each his own. If I want to bang an elderly hooker, that's my business. But I certainly didn't appreciate all the snickering and giggling from those guys as I was bringing this old broad up to my room. They acted like a bunch of high school kids. I could hear them talk.

As we were going up the stairs, I heard one of them whisper, "I think Mike's had a little too much to drink tonight." But so what. I enjoyed myself with this old broad and that's all that matters. She likes to do it with the lights out. And that's not all that comes out when you have sex with her. She also wears dentures. I'm telling you this so you won't be surprised to feel her gums on your rod when you're lying back on the bed and Grandma, er....I mean Gloria is sucking down on your rod, while her teeth are laying beside you in a glass of water on the nightstand!

All I can say about this whole experience is, got great GFE from Grandma. I think you fellow mongers should give her a try. I must confess, I fucked her out of sympathy,not because she was the hottest thing in there that night.

I can't wait to see her again. You guys don't know a good thing when you see it.

She can't hear either, so I just slap her upside the head while she gives me head. She has a glass eye as well, if you ask her to take it out, she will let you.....

She has a cane that doubles as a vibrator too.

If you like Gloria you would love LuLu, who is probably 55 that 55 years not 5'5".

Before I begin my story, some of you may already know this, but the postings you see here under the name of Giovanni is my old handle. I now go by the name of Master Bates.

You guys are not going to believe this....but this annoying little Gloria has decided to expand her horizons. I guess the competition at the Las Chavelas was getting to be a bit too much for someone even as in such demand as her.

You can now find little Ms. Gloria proudly selling her wares over at the (wait for it....) The Chicago Club. Yes, that's right! I walked into the CC last week, it was on a Friday night at about 10;00 pm. the place was crowded. Beautiful long-legged big-breasted chica's were everywhere. There must have been about four girls to every guy. I must have felt like a fox amongst the chicken coop. The place was swarming with beautiful women.

I'm not usually a big Chicago Club fan, but this particluar night I thought to myself I'm going to hang around in here for a while. The place was hopping. Great music, nice looking strippers, this place is paradise! Not an ugly girl in sight. There were so many to choose from. I walked slowly along the bar, making eye contact with every single chica who was seated at a bar stool. Each one of them gave me a smile back. All the women seated at a bar stool were either in the company of a "John" or were in groups with each other.

Everyone seemed to be having a great time. I continued walking along the bar toward the end, slowly checking out the chica's and thinking how tough it was to pick out one beauty amongst so many lovelies. Toward the end of the bar, right down by the ladies restroom, there sat little Grandma. All alone and complete with a look as if she had just returned from a funeral of a loved one. I couldn't believe my fucking eyes!

I know I didn't have that much to drink! Wait a minute, I thought-what kind of a place is this? This is supposed to be the Chicago Club, the bar in the Zona Norte which is considered the "Creme de la Creme" of night life and beautiful women. This is supposed to be a class joint. Only the best are allowed to work in here, or so that's what we're led to believe. To suddenly stumble across that sad-eyed little skank sitting so mournfully at the bar made me think that the Chicago Club will qickly destroy it's own reputation for having even allowed that skinny little urchin to even set foot inside this place. I was stunned. I was in shock.

After seeing her in here, I thought to myself I'd better get a stiff drink quick and calm down. I stopped and stared at her for a moment. But don't get me wrong fellow mongers-this was not a stare of admiration. This was a look of sheer horror on the Master's face.

She was sitting on the bar stool as though she was shivering, all hunched up and no one to talk to. She slowly glanced up at me. I guess she must have recognized me from her days at the Las Chavelas, because when she saw me her little sad puppy dog eyes just lit up. She straightened up and hopped off the bar stool. She put her drink down on the bar and walked right up to me.

I can't think for one moment why she would continue to try and give me so much attention. After all, I never ever gave her the time of day over at the Las Chavelas, all I ever did over there was totally ignore her. But she didn't exactly look as though guys were fighting over her to take her upstairs! I thought, not you again!

She grabs my arm and says," Hi, wanna sucky fucky?" I politely declined, telling her I had just gotten laid earlier and was here in the Chicago Club to relax. I quickly walked away from her so as not to get her hopes up too much. So she just sat back up on the bar stool again, all alone. And waiting...and waiting...and waiting...

How sad. Does this woman ever get laid? I've never seen her go upstairs with anyone. I know I should post this under the "Chica Reports" in the Chicago Club link, but there's no telling where this skanky little bitch will end up next.

I wonder how good she is in the sack?

Regards,

Master Bates.

She now works at the El Fracasco. Saw her the other night. Christ, this old broad must be pushing 60! And she still has that pestering annoying glare.