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	Archive 01	50		2004/05/07, 10:21 pm

$70/ minute would be a discount for my buddy ben.

I agree with Erip too, (on occassion) but I must take issue with your sometimes off-the-wall posts.

Milkman- Let me research all my prior posts and I'll be clear on exactly what I meant. Before I go through the Master Bates' library of archived classic posts, allow me to be just a little more specific on what I think you're (I'm) referring to:

When I walked into La Tropa that one fine evening, I decided I was going to once again give this establishment one more try. After all, there's been so many posts about it, I couldn't figure out what the big deal was. But upon returning back to La tropa after one or two uncomfortable experiences, all I could ever see were maybe eight to ten chicas all huddled together in the corner with about three customers seated at the bar. And this was a busy evening for La Tropa. Even an imbecile could see this bar wasn't exactly the "life and soul" of the Zona.

If I remember correctly, I was approached by a masera whom I'd recognized the previous week who was nothing short of ignorant in her manners and dilemma toward me. On this particular night, she asked if I wanted a table. No problem with that, right? Wrong.

This was the same masera who, a week prior, would casually walk over to where I was seated at the bar, help herself to a cigarette and then walk back over to me and just casually take another cigarette out of the pack "for her friend" as she told me.

She even had the audacity to suggest I buy her a drink. Remember-she didn't ask me for a drink, she strongly suggested I should buy her one, just like she didn't ask for a fucking cigarette either. But the fat bitch just decided to help herself to more than one cigarette.

Who knows? Maybe she thought dumb whitey Gringo here feels too intimidated to say anything to stop her, considering I'm in her "turf" and slipped out of my suburban upscale dwelling for an evening of sin in Tijuana.

Only, I did in fact say something. I told her to knock it off and if this so-called "friend" sitting somewhere in the bar really wanted a cigarette from me, to come on over and ask for one herself.

Let's keep in mind here, it's not so much the cigarette that pissed me off, it's the principle of the thing. But anyway, this was the same bitch as before. Cocky, rude and pushy. If she was scamming me at the bar when I was seated at the bar counter, do you think within a week she would have mended her ways and promised to behave like a good little waitress should? Fuck no. She was one of those typical bar girls who would try and get as much as she can from the unsuspecting innocent customer.

But I don't blame her. I blame myself for continuously going back into a "clip joint" like La Tropa which on any given busy day is just about as lively as a fucking funeral parlor.

There. I hope that answers any curiosity you might have about my fondness of a bar that you (and others) tried so desperately to promote on CH, but could never quite succeed in getting off the ground.

Gee, I wonder why?

M. Bates.

Cat, I'd have to disagree with your comment on Japan. Some places, like Hinode-cho in Yokohama are straight up, but there are plenty of rip-off joints in Shinjuku that engage in all sorts of false promise, bait and switch tactics. The worst/most expensive rip-off experience of my mongering career took place at one.

Milkman: Found it.

It's under the Tropical Bar discussion. Date: Thursday April 17th 2003. The post basically speaks for itself. I was pissed off when I posted it and reading over it again just pisses me off even more.

I stand my ground. The fact that three maseras and one masero were so eager to lead me quickly to a table, their body language, meaning the strange stares was a clear indication that they were just as eager to quickly try and scam me. How do I know? My veteran Zona intuition kicked in.

MB buddy sorry you have no Veteran zona intuition. You should be hanging with Country John. How many times have I been right with you ?
Everytime si?
i wish you luck in your adventures and if you ever need a tuff guy to his Hermo look me up

take care
Milk

I'm not going to tolerate it!!

I'm not going to tolerate anyone accusing another member, especially MB of being as stupid as I am, so knock it off!

At best the zona is a "practice" and NOBODY (including members of this board) are perfect. Jeez, guys, this is not some kind of fucking contest to see who is the smartest mongerer -is it?

All you guys made some great posts that have actually helped a lot of people out (including me) so there.

Country John

CJ
I never met you so I am just judging it by your posts

CJ, don't worry, Milkman knows about as much about prostitutes as I know about regular girls. What was the famous line, 'and never the twain shall meet'...?

CJ, don't worry. Milkman's just a little resentful toward me of my never-ending success with finding chubby chicas who always deliver with total GFE.

He'll have to get over it.

M. Bates.

I still don't appreciate anyone saying that you are as stupid as I am.

Just read my last several posts. If I don't sound like a mongerer who needs a kick in the ass then I don't know who does.

You know I'm kidding. No real problems until the last few months, I must be glowing.

Going to Canada in July. I'll be in Nova Scotia for 10 days. They say that's where the real BEAVER is. Fucking French, another fucking language I don't speak. At least the Americn Dollar is stronger.

Another tour of Mexico first though I think.

Masterbates, just how chubby are these chicas anyway?

Coountry John

CJ,

They speak English in Nova Scotia, not French.

You may still want to brush up on your English before you leave though.....

CJ, you ask just how chubby are my chicas? check out my submitted pics to Hombre. That's assuming you have the upgraded account.

Thanks MB, I'll check 'em out. I have an upgraded account.

I have no problem with English eh 'bye, its GRAMMAR! Thats wot be the problem.

Truth is I'm from Halifax so It'll be a trip home. The noon gun on the Citadel is something I miss. Kind of sets the tone for mongering in Halifax/Dartmouth.

Anyway, were way off topic -they don't serve cheese plates there.

MB, have you thought about traveling to Central America or the Caribbean? It's not too far and you never hear about cheese plate type of scams. (at least I haven't and I follow the discussions on here and other sites).

You might think the girls there are too skinny in relation to their Mexican counterparts, but I'm sure you'd get used to it.

Listen d'Art- there's no location not worth conquering. After returning from Sonora, Mexico, I cannot emphasize to every monger on the board there IS a real Mexico out there. Meaning, those of us who visit TJ frequently are all blinded by the misconception that Mexico looks like that, aren't we?

Soon, I plan to go further down into Mexico, like Sinaloa or Jalisco. There's too much to see and life's too short. I've been told by many friends there are some extremely beautiful heavy-set chicas further into Mexico. Now I've seen that for myself. That's why I had to post my discoveries ASAP.

And I'm forever told there are even more beautiful chicas in Central America. Yes, some fat ones too. Not many, but they do exist.

It's certainly not beyond me to give these locations a try. Sure, I wouldn't mind visiting Costa Rica. I'm always on the Costa Rica thread, looking at chica reports and bars/clubs there.

BTW, not to go off topic, (and speaking of weight-challenged chicas) when are you going to take your pen and notepad into Las Chavelas and give us an updated roll call of that bar?

Just wondering....

Master Bates.

Vist the REAL Mexico.

MBates, I want to chime in and say that until you visit places like Culiacan and Guadalajara, you've not been to MEXICO.

I can't believe that I've not discovered it years ago. I'm thinking about re-locating my company -that's how much it impressed me.

You like 'em hearty mate. You'll find them there.

Country John

CJ I here you. I always tell gringos that TJ is really an extension of the USA.
Maybe when you relocate you can hire me ?
I would ruv to visit those places and check out the scenes

good luck
milkman

CJ, mee too. If you're planning on another mongering trip and relocating your company way down into Culiacan or Guadalajara, are you also planning to hire new employees? I'd like to submit an employment application ASAP!

Those chubby chicas are waiting for me.

Investors are Interested

I've had some interest by large manufacturing companies who want to invest in setting up another manufacturing facility in Mexico for my stuff (better to use someone elses money). Currently there are no manufacturers of this product in Mexico but the market is amazing. After my trip to Culiacan and Monterrey, I could see clearly that it makes sense to go to Mexico. Much better than California. If it works out I'll probably relocate also.

The legal and administrative aspects are overwhelming.

Of course, I plan on hiring all you guys, we can set up a bar (with attached hotel) and get in on the action!!

I'll keep you posted.

I think that all of the discussion about the chips and cheese plate scams got back to management. I have not seen any attempts for a long time now. Recently, a waiter had a bag of chips on his tray, but I shook my head when he asked me. He asked me! That is the closest I have come to having a bag of chips or a plate of cheese in 4 months!
Good job, guys.

Yeah, the "house scams" have been over at Tropical for like a couple of years now (not counting the $3 bag of chips which they play straighter than they did the cheeseplate). If you aren't known in Tropical you may still have to keep your eye on individual waiters who will run change scams and bill changes on raw tourists. So if you aren't a regular, pay as you would at a Revo bar - i.e. display and announce the denomination you're giving the waiter, and record his number in your brain.

If you are known in BT you are in a scam-free zone.

I believe the manager from a couple of years ago was directly hooked into this site and actually realized that scams are losing propositions with Hombres in the long run.

Erip writes:
(not counting the $3 bag of chips which they play straighter than they did the cheeseplate)

No joke! I was there a while back and did my Wimbeldon backhand return of a bag of chips. The schmo said that the girl had ordered them (what a low-life!) The girl was pretty nervous about me being mad at her. I didn't want to spoil the mood. So, I bought her some chili-garbanzo beans from the old lady with the basket.

Then I gave her a bunch of green money and two scream'n orgasms. She seemed much happier after that.

The Shadow wrote, back in April of this year ('06):
"Then I gave her a bunch of green money and two scream'n orgasms. She seemed much happier after that."

How about some names, cities of origins, etc, with these reviews? The rest of us hooker humpers would seem much happier after that, too!

Thanks in advance,
avisar2004@yahoo.com
Robert Johnson