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Now why would they get the clap? There aren't going to be any working girls there.

Ben thinks very differently than everyone else

He is a tricks trick not a mans man like me.

Wait that didnt sound good at all

You have to dress nice to attend?
Milk you gonna starch your spiderman shirt?
Ben should buy some new sansabelts. Consider yellow - it'll hide the stains.

I was thinking maybe maroon double knit slacks with a white belt and shoes.

I'm polishing my antlers. All three of 'em.

Ben,

Don't forget the matching hat with the oversized feather sticking out of it.

Hi guys
Some dates coming up Nov 13th the Next real chica fiesta email me or inbox me if you would like to go.
So next Thursday we will have another fiesta to meat chicas for?
Some of us got hooked up at the last party and some of you were party poopers
Daytimer was the parties MVP and Curiousone was the stiff who left me stinkin 5 dollars towards the bill for the ladies drinks we were entertaining including his one drink so I will not be inviting him to any table with some women.

I will buy beers for anyone that pushes Byron's buttons. I am hoping to get about 6 to 10 guys only about half of last time. If more cum that's great. We will not be advertising cause I am not sure how much that helped. Please no making fun of me it hurts my feelings. Again inbox or email me for more details on these parties.

Hope to see the same guys there as last time. We had a good time.
Time of event is 9pm

DEC 4th put this on your calendar for a couple reasons. Number 1 it marks the return of Club Hombres most infamous monger - Boston Bill and we will have our 3rd Real chica fiesta? If you are gonna come here for anything come to see Boston Bill try to fit in here. He will make all you guys look better
time of event is 9pm

DEC 6th marks the Christmas fiesta at La Tropa for the orphaned kiddies
Curiousone will have more info on this later. We will be bringing gifts for the kiddies again like last year. Time of event is 730 PM

WE MUST GET BOSTON BILL IN THE STRIP SHOW THIS TIME !!!!

More to cum later

take care
Milktuffy
email for party at luvprgirls@aol.com

Well the Find-a-chica party 2 is this Thursday 9 pm

Invites went out already if I missed you please email me. If you are kool like Darkron and want to attend just inbox or email me and i will give you more info on it.

Jocannon is uninvited for this party. Ben is never invited.

Curiousone is not invited for stiffing me with the drink bill at the last fiesta. Left me a friggin 5 dollar bill for his drink and the other ladies drinks at the table we were entertaining. Jocannon would never do that !!

Free drinks for anyone that pushes Byron's buttons ! He may be cumming late so be prepared.

Some of you guys have asked about advertising again for the party and not this time but if you want I will put a special adertisement with a number for rsvp.

Now the next party is dec 4th and 1 guy has already said he would flip the bill himself for the advertising. The cost of the last parties ad was 63 fucks. That was a decent size ad. It was more than double the size of the other ads.

Now did it work ? Some guys think so but next time do you think a number would be nice ? Or how bout doubling the ad for more exposure.

I felt like Texas Mike at the last party and felt uncomfortable with everyone giving me 5 fucks each. So next time if you want an ad in there it will be from private donations from one or a few mongers that want to really pull in the chicas.

Some good things about these upcumming parties is that it is getting closer to the holidays and these girls do not want to be alone for them !

Please be discreet about your zona activities and the net. One guy was ranting and raving about street girls sin condom and then told the table of girls we are from an internet site. remember some of these girls do speaky de english so be carefull.

I ended up telling the girls that he was not with us

Take care and hope to see you there
Milky

Ok guys
The Next Real Chika Fiesta is on May 12th

Here is a little FAQ a made up as I got lots of questions over the past 6 months for these events.

Purpose- For single guys to meet non zona girls for dating and relationships

Why I throw these partys
When I used to go to Las Pulgas and pick up real girls I would post my adventures and got lots of guys that wanted to experience the fun I was having. If you just go to the zona and think that is the only thing TJ has to offer than you are missing out on a lot of fun. Some guys would PM me asking about hooking them up and thought it would be nice idea to take guys to a venue in which they have a fighting chance to meet a real girl for dating and possibly more. Now I have thrown about 7 of these and we always have a good time. Be realistic this is not some overseas dating site so if you are in the 50's don't expect some 18 year old hottie to be interested. If that's what you want stick to Bar Tropical as you will not enjoy your self very much. These parties are what you make of it. Come with an open mind and leave your zona mentality at home.

Who can attend? If you would like to attend send a PM, if you are a newbie or lurker please send some info about yourself and what you are looking for so I can do my best to help you. We do not have open house at these parties so we can weed out the wackjobs.
Our very first fiesta we had some idiot who was telling the girls we were from a Internet site, I told the girls he was not with us and they just blew it off. A while back I posted on another site about hooking up some girls for my buddies and I made the mistake of putting the time and place as that was the only contact I had with the other party, Well 5 other guys show up and unknowingly put a damper on the set. They were so wacked that they just stood around the tables we were sitting at and staring at my friends sisters. The girls got up and left for another room in the club.
The PM may also help me decide if these party's are right for you are not.

Milky I am in my mid forties what chance do I have?
Mr. WM., Latin countries are much different from the dull USofA. It is very common to see men married or dating girls 6 , 10 even 20 years younger than them. I personally know more than a few guys with wives 20 years younger than them in TJ. A lot of girls want security when they get older, remember girls in Mexico are considered grownups in their early teens so by 24 they are considered a mature women. The clubs I throw my party's at will have women of all ages from 18 to 80.

Milky when God said books I thought he said looks?
Not all Latinas are into looks thank god. Go to any swapmeet and or plaza and you will see many hot girls with guys that could have been extras on the Men in Black movie. Machoism and attitude goes a lot further than looks in Mexico. Overall your chances of scoring a hottie in Mexico is a lot better than scoring some old white hag in the USA.

Where these take place? We look for ladies night at various clubs and hit those places on those nights. We don't hit high end teeny bopper clubs as these are filled with 18 and 19 year old Americanized Mexicans that hang in ratpacks that are looking for Ricky Martin and Willie types. Most of those clubs have music so loud and undancable for many that it would be a waste of our time. There will be women of all ages and these are held on ladies night so the ratio of women to men is a lot better. If you find a club with a ladies night please let me know.

What kind of clothes should I wear?
Take a good look at what guys wear at AB and you should have a good idea on how not to dress. No t shirts, No Charger uniforms, No Sneakers. The places we go are upscale so a nice button shirt with dress pants and shiny shoes should do the trick.

Can we advertise to meet women at these events?
Our very first RCF we advertised in TJ's biggest newspaper. We couldn't tell who came for our party and who came for ladies night. I collected 5 fucks from everyone to cover the cost of the ad. Although a few of the ladies kept looking our way and a few of us defiantly though it brought in a few girls. The next party I asked via PM if we should advertise again and some guys were with it and other were like not this time. If you want to advertise there is an office down the street from me, you can paypal or send me the money and I will place the ad and keep the receipt. It is always nice to know that ladies will be coming down to meet us there. It is always best to include a phone number, Mexican number if possible and include an email if possible. I placed a couple ads for a guy and he got more email responses than phone calls. A TJ number would also get more responce as well. Ads are run for 3 days min and cost between 40 to 100 dollars depending on size.

New Party with new format this Wed July 6th

I have teamed up with a lady that has been throwing parties in Tijuana for about 1 year.
She finds all kinds of nice ladies and advertises about the fiestas and her very last party had over 40 women and just a few guys.
I told her I have lots of friends that would be interested in comming.
She only charges a 10 dollar cover and will introduce you to any girl at the fiesta.
This sounds like fun and I will be there ready to drink margaritas like always.
private message me if you want to go and I will send you all the info
thanks
milky

All you guys who fall in love with hookers need to be at this event.

This is a golden opportunity to have a chance at a real GF or date not just a paid one or delusional one.

Couldn't we do this on a Friday or on a day before a U.S. holiday ?



(Message edited by pauncho on July 02, 2005)

I will try to make it, if I can figure a place to store my suitcase during the evening.

Blame Maximus for the weekday parties
Sorry about that

Most places would not be able to accomodate us on the weekends.

This sounds very very interesting. If I lived closer than maybe I would take the plundge. For those who attend, please do report back as to what occurs or feel free to PM me the jucy details.

Oh, crap, it looks like my services are in demand on Wednesday up in the Valley, some gringa's husband is out of town. It looks like I will have to miss this Real Chica Festa. Sorry.

Explorer I am curious to see how much you charge for your services
Have fun buddy

Hi.

Board lurker, here. This sounds like an interesting party. I just PM'ed Milkman for more details.

I like to read more than I like to post. However, I will say my usual hangouts are Adelitas, Chicago Club, Hong Kong Club, and sometimes Chavelas.

Being a Mexican male raised in the U.S., I probably have a different perspective than some of you, so I may be inclined to post about my Zona adventures, from time-to-time.

fb
"scicat"

I attended Milky's Real Chica Fiesta and had a good time. I showed up about 9:30 pm, when the ratio of guys to girls was about 2 to 1, but as the night wore on, and more people left, the ratio kind of evened out.

I was sitting at the table closest to the PA system and drum set, along with another guy and three women, one of whom fell while dancing. I was the big, light-skinned Mexican guy who resembled a skinhead in dress clothes.

I look forward to the next party.

By the way, on Thursday night, July 14th, a friend and I will be in La Zona Norte, probably at Adelitas, to celebrate his birthday. If any of you are interested in hanging out, send me a PM (private message).

fb
"scicat"

Hey there Sci. We started out at the same table you and I. I hope you did well. What happened with Carmen and that other guy after I left? She and I are going out next week. Also, did you get to hook up with anyone?

From what I observed, Carmen and "that other guy" seemed to hit it off pretty well.

I didn't hook up with anybody, but I did give my contact info. to two ladies, one of whom was Carmen.

fb
"scicat"

Hi
thanks for coming down guys
To be honest I have been thinking of not promoting the partys here. I had one guy a few partys ago that nearly ruined the whole fiesta for us. He showed up drunk and was talking so loud about putas and street girls that we got up and left that section of the club and moved our party away from him.

you guys including Maximus probably have changed my mind and I will continue to promote the partys as long as everyone can remian kool, kalm and koolective

Scicat I cant remember if we met at the fiesta or not. Man thier drinks are loaded with Tuqialia

Was Carmen 13 ? She was hot with those seductive eyes ? Did you see that one lady that feel flat on her face while dancing ? Man I felt bad for her.

There was one tall girl that was pretty hot , I think her name was marisol. Well Tall to me, everyone is tall when you are 4 foot 8 inches

Again thanks for comming down and I will let you know when the next fiesta is.
I was the guy drinking foo-foo drinks

I too was questioning if the parties should be promoted here which is why I've been silent to this point. We need to make sure the guys that go are not in mongering mode, there are other outlets for that. I'm also selfish and don't want the place to be overrun with dudes.

scicat,
I was the other skinhead hanging with Carmen the first half of the evening.

DrEvil

To me, Carmen looks to be about 28 years old, maybe 30, and she is a real beauty. She lives in Otay (Tijuana), has two kids (6-year-old girl, 12-year-old boy), and she's been divorced for a year: She mentioned all this during the party.

The lady who fell, Dora, was one of the three ladies at my table.

Milky, I don't think we met, unless you were the guy at the door and handed me the sticker with my name on it, right after I paid the 10-dollar cover charge, around 9:30 pm.

By the way, the lady who hosted the party, a dark brunette, was hot! When I was leaving, at around 1:15 am, she mentioned the next party would be in two weeks, on Tuesday, which I take to mean July 19th.

Afterwards, I went to Adelitas, but didn't take anybody upstairs. I could've sworn I saw one of the guys from the party at Adelitas, too!

fb

P.S. Who was the tall, bleached-blonde woman? Except for the unnatural hair color, I liked her looks.

(Message edited by scicat on July 08, 2005)

The tall blonde was Lily, I don't remember much of what we talked about except it wasn't her first of these parties so we'll probably see her again. Oh and it was probably me who you saw at Adelitas.

There is no date right now for the next party. It hasnt been decided. No that wasnt me, I did see you though.

Dear Hombres,

I had a great time at one of milk's parties last year.

Sincerely,
that guy who sat around and stared at everyones sister

Carmen is 28 maybe 30?

Everybody I talked to said they thought she was pushing 40.

I saw two skin heads but don't remember one who was Mexican.

Strange no one has said anything about Carla who was younger and cuter than Carmen.

I also was at AB afterwards standing out in my white conservative short sleeve polo shirt so I may have been standing right next to one of you dudes.

DR Evil,
You just recently joined CH under this handle.
What basis do you have to question whether it is cool to advertise Milky's events here?
Do you have another handle as well?

Presumably since you just joined, unless you know Milky from the board with thousands of PLMs you would not of known about this event had I not encouraged Milky to post it here.

I've been a member of CH for years, I just recently changed my handle. And I have known Milkman for about five years now.

Also this is not the only place the event was advertised, I know of at least two additional forums. My concern is that if it was successful, and in my opinion it was, there is the potential for others to start attending but in mongering mode. If that were to happen I think these parties would be shortlived.

DrEvil
formerly "jesse"

Dr., if people start attending in mongering mode, what difference does it make? Women in TJ, especially the ones attending these parties, aren't stupid. If all you are interested in is getting down their pants, they can usually sense that.

Maximus,
FYI, Carmen is 34. We went out on Friday. As far as mentioning Carla, younger and cuter is not necessarily better. A women in her mid 30's is going to rock my world. A woman in her 20's many times still needs a little experience. My best AB experiences have all been with women over at or over 30. They just know better about what they want.

Dr Evil/Jesse
Makes sense now.

Cjt9in,
Glad you had a good time on your date. My cut off for serious dating is 34 as I do still want to get married and have kids and girls over 35 usually are divorced with kids and want no more kids.

In AB I am there only to bang chicas with Playmate type bodies which to me must include fake boobs. I usually have a tough time being attracted facially to girls over 34. I just like the young cute look.

Carla BTW was very depressed Milkman did not hook up with her. All chicas were. They all want to date Spiderman. LOL!

Milkman, when is the next party?

Yeah milkman let me know to. I wanna know if I can attend your next gathering.

Sincerely,
that guy who sat around and stared at everybodys sister a couple yrs back.

(still laughing out loud at that one)

Hi friends
I stopped posting my fiestas and dates on these sites. I just thought it wasnt appropriate anymore. I now do partys every 3-4 weeks. Please private message me for invites and more info.

JBR - you remember that ?

I havent seen those girls in a long long time. I need to hit Pulgies again soon

Hello Guys
I few of you have Pmed me about new singles partys. We are having one in a couple weeks.
July 13th to be exact!
If you are intrested in going please send me a PM.
We are hosting them at a new location - very upscale and it is sure to be a fun time.
See you guys there!
Milkman

Cool, I will be there for sure. For anyone who hasn't been to one of Milky's singles parties I highly recommend them. I went to quite a few last year and always had a good time, there were always good looking girls in attendance. I met up with a few of them outside of the parties and dated one girl I met there for a few months.

This is not the place however to look for the quick score or one night stand. This is a totally different atmosphere than the zona.

I am not an upscale classy guy at all; but my friend (who will remain nameless) who dresses Rico Suave, clean cut and smells good told me he had a great time at this gig.

Maybe one day I'll cut the hair, ditch the tobacco and leather fragrance, cover the tatoos' and join in.

That would be great Metalboots. It will probably be the same time that your friend Burt will hit a Metalica concert.
Thanks for the kind words guys!
Its all about having fun and trying something different

Jesse,
Good looking women and fun times?
Did you attend the same parties as I did?

Just kidding. I actually met a real hot young chica at one of these events way back in 2004. Had a great time that night but unfortunately lost touch when I went to work in Cabo for the summer and my cell phone did not work down there.

Max,

Not sure which parties you attended but the ones last summer July - Sept at Hacienda always had a decent selection. There was only one I remember that I was disappointed in the turnout, the others I was impressed with.

I will be throwing a few more events this summer. They will be single partys and we are working out the details soon. If you are interested in meeting regular latinas send me a private message.
I've received a few requests the past few months so decided to throw a few more partys. Its been a while.