This was my first meeting with anyone on this board or in fact anyone in TJ as I usually go solo. I wanted a different perspective since I was getting a little bored with doing my specialty of SG.

Anyways, by some miracle Milky and I hooked up at Pulgas. Now to me to try and find someone who you never met in a humongous bar is like finding a needle in the haystack. But as I wander through the bar a guy comes up to me and says "hey are you Pecs?". From then the night began.

We sat around got acquainted and got along real well. Unfortunately, it was a slow night as compared to what every;one is used to. However, for me, it wasn't important. Along as there is the smell of pussy around all you need is one. We checked out the disco part and fell in love with a couple of girls there and then moved on to the live band section. A little early so we decided to hit Chuletas and get the infamous tacos.

I got to tell you, if you hang with the Milkster, be prepared to do some walking cuz this guy loves to walk. I'm a fucking lazy guy that would take a cab for 3 blocks but Milky walks and walks. So we walk and he starts describing this bar and that bar and walk by some restaurant and says he loves the cashier of which I say....mmmmm also.

So we finally get to Chuletas which is a hell of a long walk for me but well worth it after eating 2 of there tacos.

Now walking back we decide to hit a few dives. Now this is where you see the Milkster and his balls. This guy doesn't speak Spanish and he goes into these little bars full of locals without any hesitation. to me, that is pretty hairy, plus he goes by himself. After hitting a few of these we decided to amuse ourselves and hit Sans Soucci and Bambis.

Oh man, I ain't no saint and I ain't no fool as I used to work in Hollywood, go to all the strip clubs in LA, date strippers, porn stars and all that shit.....so i ain't no fucking dumbshit nerd.... but fuck I was just cracking up with these two places. There are just some fine fucking dudes in these places that look so good..

Anyways, one of the biggest laughs we had was when we went into Bambi's... Now Milky says occasionally there are real women in here... So we walk in and there is a hot chic (?) dancing on stage. Now we're checking her out real close...hands...arms...feet... etc. Man she is fine looking....We sit by the stage and being the nice guy that i am...i tip her a $1... Now this bitch makes me stand up and throws her tits in my face and forces her nipple in my mouth...I reluctantly suck on them ONCE so as not to offend her.... I sit down and we're looking real close at her crouch...and fuck!! Low and behold we both see signs of balls..... The fucking Milkster set me up by telling me there are some women in here and I was thinking this one could be one of the rare ones.

Anyways we start busting up and i'm thinking "fuck I sucked on a guys nipple" and I ain't no faggot ok. Anyways it was fun and a good laugh.

We then head back to Pulgas and see the live band. Then the chicks starting coming in and we had a good time getting our hearts broken.

Milky happened to see ThinkNGrow with his girlfriend and brought him over to meet me. Real nice guy. Hung out a while then he left with his gf.

We then headed down to the zone. Walking of course. I always wanted to hit Manhattan and Playboy so we went in there. I can see some potential in I think Manhattan which has the raised stage for the strippers. We hang out there and check out some real nice looking girls and then check out a few other bars and then we part our ways.

For some of you guys that want a change from the zona places...Milkster is the master of non zona shit as far as my books are concerned.

If you get a chance to hook up....its a great way to meet someone who will genuinely take care of you and show you a whole new perspective on Tj.

Thanks Mike...

hi pecs

Yes we had a great time and i will be coming up yourway soon to party L.A. style !!!
I eat so damm much that I need to do a lot of walking.
By the way we only did 1 10/th of what I normally do in TJ.
You liking the nicer things in life along with me have to hit Teatro some time.
I think ladies night is wednesdays and i know a couple other guys from this board that want to hit it also , perhaps we can all hit it some time.

Bambi's was a classic , I love that place !!!
hahahaha

Sorry that Las Pulgas was slow , in fact it was the slowest night since i have been there.
2 reasons for this is was very cold and I didn't tell the girls that I would be going thursday night.
But for the girls that were there wow !!!
Better than some of the H.C. girls at Whoralitas.

I cannot count how many times my heart was broken.
Those 2 blondes & especially that 19 year old chic (white tube top) with that 70 year old guy !!!

Thats why I love Mexico !!!

Again it was nice meeting you and hopefully see you soon

Milky

Milkdude,

all these free tours of TJ your givin us fellow mongers, man, your'e cuttin into our buddy Lakers business. lol keep up the good work. See you on the 14th.

justdan

Sounds good... always heard about Teatro's. Let me know when you're coming down to LA to hit the hostess clubs.

Pecs

Is Teatro still going strong? I thought with the cold it may slow down since half the club happens outside on the patio.

hi

i was waiting for you to give me an update on the teatro scene !

i am still wanting to hit como que no with a few mongers

are u up for it robertx ?

take care guys
milkster